Sample Entry:
Oh my… I- I didn’t think that the Human World was having this much trouble!

Is this an effect of Mr. Carter’s war with the Netherworld? Did it put them right into an economic depression?! [She sighs.] Poor Mr. Gordon and Ms. Jennifer…

…or maybe… A gigantic super-powered robot constructed by the Earth Defense Force went out of control and went on a rampage! That’s why everything looks so destroyed!

[She sounds pretty sure of herself now.] Yes, that just has to be it!

Oh. But I really shouldn’t make assumptions by appearances alone. That would be wrong. …I know! I’ll ask one of the locals! That should be the easiest way for me to learn and truth.

[A monstrous groan can be heard in the distance.] Huh? Is that… a zombie? How wonderful! Did Laharl send one of his vassals up to the Human World to do some community service? [She giggles happily.] He probably won’t admit it, but I’ll know that he performed a good deed out of the kindness of his heart.

[She can be heard running off, and then her voice is picked up more faintly.]

Excuse me, but could you answer a few questions for me? It would be very helpful.

[…]

WAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Past entries used for discedo can also be found in her journal.)