The children here... THE CHILDREN HERE! They're such little BRATS!
I was so happy... SO HAPPY to be in my beautiful white dress with red polka-dots. It's quite the best dress! It never wrinkles, the colors never run, it flatters my figure so beautifully and... ahh!
Where was I... Oh yes! I was going out to get some groceries. I like buying groceries and making dinner! I expect William will come for me soon, but in the meantime I rather like playing house. Anyway... groceries. I was going to get them when I saw some ADORABLE little children! They were so cute! I love kids, but I'm not very good with them, you see. I went over there, so that I could play with them and one of them said I was a man.
A MAN! And when I tried to play hopscotch with them, one of them put his FILTHY LITTLE HANDS IN MUD AND SMEARED IT ON MY DRESS!
I don't know what the little bastards were screaming about. My death scythe isn't that sharp. I only chased them for a couple of miles anyway.
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I was so happy... SO HAPPY to be in my beautiful white dress with red polka-dots. It's quite the best dress! It never wrinkles, the colors never run, it flatters my figure so beautifully and... ahh!
Where was I... Oh yes! I was going out to get some groceries. I like buying groceries and making dinner! I expect William will come for me soon, but in the meantime I rather like playing house. Anyway... groceries. I was going to get them when I saw some ADORABLE little children! They were so cute! I love kids, but I'm not very good with them, you see. I went over there, so that I could play with them and one of them said I was a man.
A MAN! And when I tried to play hopscotch with them, one of them put his FILTHY LITTLE HANDS IN MUD AND SMEARED IT ON MY DRESS!
I don't know what the little bastards were screaming about. My death scythe isn't that sharp. I only chased them for a couple of miles anyway.