[ OKAY. Last night, Yukko has come to a conclusion. Yukko is still freaked out about this whole situation, but she certainly does not want to sit around moping about it! She has to make the best of her situation - and what better way than to get together with
Today she's making friends. With the drones. Her strategy is to tell them jokes. Because she. Can't think of any other ideas. Great plan, right?
So far it has not been working, if the tears in Yukko's eyes are any indication. If anyone passes a street leading to the high school, they will no doubt notice Yukko bounding over to a drone, waving both of her hands over her head like she's signaling an airplane. ]
Hey, hey!
[ The drone predictably turns to look at her. Great! Yukko winds up for a home run! ]
Selamat Pagi!
[ The drone smiles.]
God Bless You!
[ That wasn't the response she was expecting.
BUT THAT'S OKAY! Maybe it's just really dumb or it doesn't know basic Indonesian! Like the last... ten drones... but that's cool! She's just going to roll with it! ]
Everyone calls you a Drone, right? So I betcha must drone on and on! Right?
[ Awkward silence. Then Yukko pulls out a peace sign! ] Heheh, just kidding!
[ The drone smiles. ] I'm sorry?
H-Hngh?! [ Yuuko looks absolutely devastated. ] Y¬-You know? Drone on and on? [ She slumps, draping her arms uselessly. ] They call you drone? Drone on and on? Get it? It was a jo-
[ And just like the last ten, this drone turns and walks away like Yukko doesn't exist.
Yukko drops to her knees, hands buried in her face. Goddamn. It took her all night to think of that one too! ]
Why am I striking out like this? [ She whines. ] Do these guys have no sense of humor?? I'm using my best material too!
[ BEST would be pushing it considerably, but Yukko certainly tried hard to come up with some good ones. And she just used them all. Annnd none of them worked. At best the drones just smiled sadly, as though even they know just how hard she's failing at this "joke" thing. ]
Maybe I've just lost my touch?! But that's impossible, no, it must be them, they must suck at taking jokes! Or maybe they're just mean! [ SNIFFLE. Oh, she's about to cry! ] But they seem so friendly though! How can they be so mean as to ignore me like that?!
[ Yukko finally lifts her head up. She looks around to see if any other drones are around. Seeing none, her face looks nothing other than defeated. She looks behind her and -
LOOK. It's a non-drone! Yukko points and wipes the tears out of her eyes! ]
Hey! Hey, you!
[ Yukko leaps up ad runs like a speeding bullet, clearing the distance between whoever's unlucky enough to be standing there in about three seconds flat. PANT PANT PANT, before Yukko bounces right up and gives a thumbs up!
Crying? Clearly you're confusing her with someone else, she wasn't crying, no, look, Yukko's giving you a shit eating grin right now! Look at her she's so happy! ]
Selamat Pagi!
[ Get ready. Fellow student or ill-fated passerby, she's about to tell you a stupid joke. See this is what you get or not running away. This is your fault you brought this on yourself. ]
Yukko Aioi | Nichijou | Reserved | 4/4
[ OKAY. Last night, Yukko has come to a conclusion. Yukko is still freaked out about this whole situation, but she certainly does not want to sit around moping about it! She has to make the best of her situation - and what better way than to get together with
Today she's making friends. With the drones. Her strategy is to tell them jokes. Because she. Can't think of any other ideas. Great plan, right?
So far it has not been working, if the tears in Yukko's eyes are any indication. If anyone passes a street leading to the high school, they will no doubt notice Yukko bounding over to a drone, waving both of her hands over her head like she's signaling an airplane. ]
Hey, hey!
[ The drone predictably turns to look at her. Great! Yukko winds up for a home run! ]
Selamat Pagi!
[ The drone smiles.]
God Bless You!
[ That wasn't the response she was expecting.
BUT THAT'S OKAY! Maybe it's just really dumb or it doesn't know basic Indonesian! Like the last... ten drones... but that's cool! She's just going to roll with it! ]
Everyone calls you a Drone, right? So I betcha must drone on and on! Right?
[ Awkward silence. Then Yukko pulls out a peace sign! ] Heheh, just kidding!
[ The drone smiles. ] I'm sorry?
H-Hngh?! [ Yuuko looks absolutely devastated. ] Y¬-You know? Drone on and on? [ She slumps, draping her arms uselessly. ] They call you drone? Drone on and on? Get it? It was a jo-
[ And just like the last ten, this drone turns and walks away like Yukko doesn't exist.
Yukko drops to her knees, hands buried in her face. Goddamn. It took her all night to think of that one too! ]
Why am I striking out like this? [ She whines. ] Do these guys have no sense of humor?? I'm using my best material too!
[ BEST would be pushing it considerably, but Yukko certainly tried hard to come up with some good ones. And she just used them all. Annnd none of them worked. At best the drones just smiled sadly, as though even they know just how hard she's failing at this "joke" thing. ]
Maybe I've just lost my touch?! But that's impossible, no, it must be them, they must suck at taking jokes! Or maybe they're just mean! [ SNIFFLE. Oh, she's about to cry! ] But they seem so friendly though! How can they be so mean as to ignore me like that?!
[ Yukko finally lifts her head up. She looks around to see if any other drones are around. Seeing none, her face looks nothing other than defeated. She looks behind her and -
LOOK. It's a non-drone! Yukko points and wipes the tears out of her eyes! ]
Hey! Hey, you!
[ Yukko leaps up ad runs like a speeding bullet, clearing the distance between whoever's unlucky enough to be standing there in about three seconds flat. PANT PANT PANT, before Yukko bounces right up and gives a thumbs up!
Crying? Clearly you're confusing her with someone else, she wasn't crying, no, look, Yukko's giving you a shit eating grin right now! Look at her she's so happy! ]
Selamat Pagi!
[ Get ready. Fellow student or ill-fated passerby, she's about to tell you a stupid joke. See this is what you get or not running away. This is your fault you brought this on yourself. ]