+1 Creeper

[frothymilk]

H-hi, I'm Gnome, and I am yet another Homestucker. I don't think you guys have to worry about too many more of us, I think the available cast is almost used up. You can all breathe a sigh of relief now.

Or not, since the character I'm bringing in Equius Zahhak, the creepiest troll in the line-up. This is the guy all the other trolls measure creepy by. He has a habit of lurking at the edge of people's vision and standing and watching and sweating and mouthbreathing. It makes people uncomfortable when he stands there, and watches. Now, most trolls are gray and black, so usually blends into shadows, however, as you can see, I went and made a bunch of humanized icons for him because for some reason, I thought this was a good idea. I think most human versions of Equius make him fairly dark over all, but I sort of went the other way and made him pale as the dickens. So there will be no dark figure lurking in the shadows, oh no.

There will be a gosh darned ghost.

He's also kind of an entitled, racist dick. He's nobility where he comes from, you know, very highly educated, especially in state propaganda, but very sheltered and naive to how the world actually works. He's at least encountered and studied humans a bit, but the information he's received is kind of jumbled and definitely incomplete. That's what he gets for asking kids who like playing pranks and indulging in humorous insincerity.

Anyway, he'll be joining the Suffersons at 945 Beulah street, so if you live nearby, prepare for increase in the noise level, because sheneighnigans will be had.

Uh, in conclusion, I'm Gnome, if you feel the need to abuse, praise, or otherwise harass me with questions, I'm on plurk here and my AIM is simply themechanagnome. So... hello. :>

Comments

[cullscuttlefish]

HI GNOME FEFERI IS READY TO BREAK HER HAND SMACKING YOUR CREEPER

[frothymilk]

NO FEF DON'T HURT YOURSELF HE WILL FEEL SO BAD

[cullscuttlefish]

It is okay he will just need to give her strong and gentle paps after

[frothymilk]

He hopes that he does not give her a bruise B

[princecreepshow]

Nobility? Well so's this lil' freak. But he sorta killed the people in his kingdom (or so he claims). He will happily kill Equius anytime he want...and when he doesn't want it. Seeing people suffer is so much fun, ay?

Hello Gnome, I'm Tezzino/Plumpie (call me whichever^^). I'm the mun of this mentioned kid, Belphegor. I also RP Nurarihyon (Nurarihyon no Mago), Code:Emperor (Code:Breaker), Taki and Ryoma (Prince of Tennis) and Yachiyo (Working!!). Nice to meetcha! ^_~

[frothymilk]

Equius sort of died to get here, so he's okay with being killed! Thinks its kind of hot, actually. Suffering is fun.

Hello! Can't wait to throw him at you! :>

[princecreepshow]

Ahaha, someone who would like it? Bel will be so disappointed How about a slow, painful death by bloodloss and knives messing up your body? >:D

[frothymilk]

Oh, ohhh. Will he choke Equius too?

Gosh, too bad he won't bleed his beautiful dark blue. That would be just lovely.

[princecreepshow]

It is a possibility. But he likes the knives the best. Murdered his family with knives after all.

One day he will, one day he will~

[prissy_hooves]

I want all the CR with Equius and Rarity FOREVER.

[frothymilk]

PONY

I mean.

Hi. >_>

[prissy_hooves]

I will be expecting creepy love poems.

[frothymilk]

D --> Shall I compare thee to a heat season's eve
D --> Neigh, for not even the double moons shine as brightly as your coat
D --> Each hoof is a fallen star
D --> And your eyes twinkle brighter than any diamond
D --> I could stand forever beneath thine balcony, espousing your beauty
D --> But forsooth, there are not enough words to describe the STRENGTH of your glory
D --> Just one 100k ma%es my heart beat like a stampeding herd

[prissy_hooves]

This is going to be the most glorious CR ever.

[frothymilk]

Yes, it will. /chinhands

[nosigntospeakof]

HELLO, SON. COME TO NOT!DADDY.

[frothymilk]

NO. GTFO. YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.

[nosigntospeakof]

TOO BAD. YOU'RE GETTING LOVED AND TOLERATED WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

[frothymilk]

NO. GO AWAY. I DON'T WANT YOUR LOVE AND TOLERANCE. I WANT YOU TO FEAR ME. B

/wrong Signless WHATEVS

[sign_of_failure]

N O P E.

\o/

[frothymilk]

I'M RUNNING AWAY AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME

[nosigntospeakof]

YOU HAVE TO COME HOME SOMETIME.

No, really. You'll get droned otherwise, here at least take a coat it's chilly out.

[frothymilk]

/flail

Stop fussing, Father, gosh! I'm six sweeps old, I can take care of myself! I'm just going to go to Gamzee's, anyway.

[nosigntospeakof]

Shooooooooooooosh. You'll catch cold, we can't have that.

[frothymilk]

Whine whine bitch moan, I hate you, Father, go away.

[nosigntospeakof]

lolnope

[frothymilk]

YES >BC

[foretaste]

it always made terezi uncomfortable when he would just stand there....... and watch......

UH COUGH ANYWAY YES HELLO i am mekky and i play terezi here and i am so happy to see equius!!

[frothymilk]

And he will watch. She is Nepeta's favorite RP partner, after all. /loom

Hi Mekky. :>

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

:33

Hi!!

Love and tolerance indeed. FOR ALL THE DRAMATIC IRONY.

[frothymilk]

HE IS GOING TO HATE YOU ALL.

Hi. :>

We's gonna have fun.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

Shoooosh It's okay Equius.

Let Nepeta's ancestor hug you.

Let it happen.

Shhh, wrong Equius account

[mechafillya]

Well... she is Nepeta's ancestor. He supposes she can hug him.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

Oops, you let her in.

Hugs forever.

[watchher]

Welcome to the game, Gnome! It's awesome to have Equius here-- my name's Chez, I was our Nepeta for a while. c: At the moment I play BBC's John Watson and also Rupert Giles from BtVS, who had the fantastic luck of being housed as the Condesce's husband. All he wants is to meet a troll he can consider pleasant and sane.

sadly, individuals like Equius keep making this hard.

[frothymilk]

Hey, Equius can be perfectly sane and pleasant when he's not having histrionics over being human, or being condescending to everyone around him. You just need to know how to handle him.

Giles. Anthony Head, why are you so handsome? I cannot handle, don't mind me, I'm just fanboying like a tard over here.

[watchher]

He will still be much better company than Giles' wife! Though I wonder what he'll think of the highest-ranking troll in the species being paired up with a redblood human...

Also this is a good sentiment and I agree with it.