Lets flip this chessboard

[repeatitinred]

Hello, everyone! This is Nick with another character, Battler Ushiromiya from the "Sound Novel" series 'Umineko no Naku Koro Ni'. He's going to be living at 730 Anderson Ln. with his series antagonist, Beatrice, so his life is just going to be peachy.

It should be warned that Battler is pretty much the biggest skeptic who's ever lived, and despite interacting with magic all the time, he refuses to believe in it or witches...so, I look forward to having fun with all of the witches and magic users in Mayfield!

Comments

[beamiracle]

Battoraaaaaa

And yes, this is the only icon I have with both Lion and Battler in it.

[repeatitinred]

lion pls

[beamiracle]

[repeatitinred]

Lion, lion why are you looking at me like that? Lion. LION!

[beamiracle]

because

[repeatitinred]

And...who are you again? You're supposed to be my cousin?

[beamiracle]

Yep, say hello to your cousin from an alternate timeline.

Confused yet?

[repeatitinred]

Am I ever not confused?

[atent_dead]

That's okay, Battler. Granny believes in you.

[repeatitinred]

...Witches can't exist, obviously.

[magicalrealist]

Friendship is MAGIC, Battler!

[repeatitinred]

Friendship is friendship!

[magicalrealist]

...with MAGIC!

[repeatitinred]

No such thing.

[magicalrealist]

Of course there is! Magic is magical! And existent!

[repeatitinred]

It's just parlor tricks. Everything can be explained using facts and science.

[magicalrealist]

Depends on the universe. Star Wars? Yes. Parasite Eve? Absolutely.

Pony magic? No, not at all. And that's coming from the pony who practices BOTH.

[repeatitinred]

Please, I bet you I can come up with a feasible explanation for anything you can do.

[magicalrealist]

I've already written papers detailing everything I can do and how I can do them. If it'll make you feel better, I'll let you read them.

[repeatitinred]

Well, that might be useful, but I still won't believe in magic!

[magicalrealist]

You're just going to deny it until the end, aren't you?

[repeatitinred]

Exactly.

[magicalrealist]

Well, that says a lot about your dedication, at least.

[endlesswitch]

yaaaaaay her favorite target

[repeatitinred]

BEATO STOP RIDING ME

[endlesswitch]

GIVE ME A PONY AND ILL THINK ABOUT IT

[repeatitinred]

I'll give you Rarity.

[endlesswitch]

oh well fair enough

[repeatitinred]

I was supposed to ride on a white horse, right?

[endlesswitch]

yes

youve had six years to do that battler!!

[repeatitinred]

S-sorry!

[endlesswitch]

its okay she forgives you for having selective memory...

[thisworldismine]

/leaves this icon here and runs away.

[repeatitinred]

!!!

[railtracer]

[forgottenmagia]

so has battler ever met a witch

who was jesus

and didn't troll people

[repeatitinred]

Of course not! There are no witches!

BUTTLR, IS THIS YOU?

[cawtier]

Re: BUTTLR, IS THIS YOU?

[repeatitinred]

O-Of course not!