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[mal_addict]

Fresh meat here guys. I’m TF and I’m bringing in Corporal Maladict from the Discworld series. Prior to being yanked into Mayfield and being made human, she was a reformed vampire, having transferred her addiction to blood to an addiction to coffee. She’s also a snarky little troll, with a massive independent streak. So have fun with that.

She dressed as a man to join the army and escape her countries rather archaic treatment of women, and thus hates everything girly and the thought of being a housewife. So obviously, this was the best place to send her.

She’s living in 915 Bilko Boulevard, and I appologise to her family in advance.
I can be contacted on PM, aim (fanoftodd) email (welshwerecat @ googlemail.com) or on my plurk teeff. I live in Wales, so I’m on GMT.

It’s so great to be here, I’m looking forward to playing with you all!

Comments

[kinship]

WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?

[mal_addict]

I DON'T KNOW. YOU ARE A COMPLETE STRANGER TO ME.

[virtualdiva]

Discwoooooorld~

[mal_addict]

Yessss, it was the glorious Discworld cast here that tempted me over.

[virtualdiva]

Yeah, it's also part of the reason why I apped in Moist as well. Still waiting on his app, but aaaaa I am so excite to see a castmate! Even if I haven't read that book yet BUT I WILL.

[mal_addict]

Oh man, Moist. I adore him so much, best conman EVER.

Yesss, all the books need to be read.

[virtualdiva]

Going Postal and Making Money have only been with me for three weeks or so but they look like they've been owned for a year. That is how obsessed I am, whyyy.

ALL THE BOOKS.

[mal_addict]

Because Discworld books are the sort of books you can never put down even if you try. They kind of move in and NEVER LEAVE.

[1_truth]

Hello! I'm kinz and I play your fake!son Conan from the series Detective Conan. He's a skeptic and vampires and ghosts don't exist in his word.

Clearly they will have the best mother-son relationship.


Also, I'm kinzies911 on plurk.

[mal_addict]

Hi there and nice to meet you.

Oh they clearly are. And man Mal is going to be the worst mother ever. Hope Conan enjoys meals of bread and the occasional vegetable. What are homecare skills.

[1_truth]

Hopefully his canon guardian will join them soon and she can cook and stuff b-because Conan can't cook >:

[mal_addict]

Welp, this is going to be the best fed family in Mayfield, yes-siree B)

[likescats]

Yay! Castmate! Death will know her of course. /knows everyone.

[mal_addict]

Of course, 'tis a skill he has.

I am so excited to play in a game with castmates, you have no idea \o/

[likescats]

It is so rare to get a cast. I just want to gather all the Discworld rper's up and bring them here.

Anyway, I'm Katie! Welcome to Mayfield! Also quick question. Death tends to know names, do you mind if he called her Maladicta at first?

[mal_addict]

I know man. I had this one in another game for over a year before deciding to hunt a cast down for myself. We need everyone.

Thank you! And sure thing, go for it!

[ineffablytartan]

Hello almost castmate. <3

I almost got my Polly muse out when I saw you were apping, but last time I tried to play her it didn't go so well, and I'm not sure how to deal with the gender things. XD But welcome! At least there should be plenty of coffee for Mal here.

[mal_addict]

Ahhh Aziraphale. I play Crowley in another game, Good Omens is forever my favourite book. /Fistbump

Oh man, I know that feeling. I help off playing Mal for years after the book came out because I didn't want to spoil anyone.