This is all your fault, Spencer.

[detectivedipstick]

Hellooooooooo, Mayfield!

I'm Tyranny, a newbie here solely because Muffin, Gingey, Lynny and Kelly are evil and I'm never speaking to them again.
I am not sorry for the sheer amount of gifs you will see here.

A small bit about me: I'm a 23 year old derpface who currently resides in Louisville, Kentucky. You may know us for the Kentucky Derby, or Disco Balls, or Baseball Bats. Or KFC.
I have no life outside of the internet because I have no RL friends and I haven't decided if that can be considered a good or bad thing. In my spare time I spend it being a moderator on Gaia Online.

I've been meaning to app to at least one RP game since like...forever, but I'm highly intimidated by other RPers and extremely not confident in myself or in my RP skills. Then I found The Doctor in a meme and stalked him religiously. Then I stalked Lynny, then Kelly, then everyone else. Then Kelly made me reserve a character because apparently I act just as much of a dick as he can be sometimes. I have the best friends ever, clearly.



Anywho, enough about me! I'm bringing in Carlton Lassiter from Psych.  He commonly goes by Lassie in the series, not to be confused with the dog that saved Timmy in the well, or the common term for girl in the Scots Language.

For those who haven't seen the show: go watch it Lassie's been the Head Detective of the Santa Barbara Police Department for the last decade or so. He enjoys shooting squirrels and is terrified of snowglobes. Oh, and he acts like an asshole to everyone he ever comes in contact with, mainly himself the most. He's left with very few friends because of it. /forever alone.jpg
Oh, and he may have gone a little bonkers if anyone saw last night's episode. Spoiler Alert: Let's just say skipping down a hall whilst wielding a sword is kinda creepy.

He also tends to think he's Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge and honestly sucks in the relationship department. In the Pysch canon, he recently divorced and girlfriend is in prison., but this doesn't stop him from competing with Gus on who can pick up chicks the quickest.
Lesson Learned: Stating that your girlfriend is in prison will not make the ladies flock over you and your sternbush.


If you offer to hug him, he'll kindly respond he'd rather shower with a bear. Or fall in love with a vegan. Or learn to play the harp. Or adopt a child. Or just stare at you until you gtfo.

Did I mention he's a BAMF? Just look at how he handles firearms.




He is also a master of the BAMF walk, whilst hungover, I might add.


Oh, and he's classy as hell.


But underneath the nearly endless layers being a dick gives you, he tends to be quite derpy!



He is also is a perfect driver. Never mind you don't drive corvettes on dirt roads.


Thanks to some attention-whoring dolt named Shawn Spencer, Lassie is quite skeptical of anyone who claims to have psychic powers.

  Chances are he'll be doing a lot of this:


and this:


and probably this if frustrated enough:


TL;DR: He'll be staying at 951 Beulah Street with Elsa Bloodstone, and hopefully he can get comfortable not having Shawn around for once.

Knowing his luck, I doubt it.





You can reach me best over at SimplisticTyranny or on skype as Simplistic.Tyranny, and you're more than welcome to follow me on tumblr at complexication!

Comments

[ippotsuko]

you'll speak to me again

[detectivedipstick]

See this face in my icon? This is the face I am giving you forever.

[ippotsuko]

you'll slip up eventually

[detectivedipstick]

Nope. Never.

[ippotsuko]

that was a slightly different face

I win

[detectivedipstick]

FUUUUUUUUUUUU

[ippotsuko]

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[mightyfineprint]

hello sweetie ♥

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[mightyfineprint]

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I'm running out of Lassie gifs to explain my displeasure.

[mightyfineprint]

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......


WHAT THE HELL LYN.

[mightyfineprint]

I have a number of gifs I have no use for.

[likesottlyfab]

Oh hey bb.

[detectivedipstick]

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

[likesottlyfab]

I LOVE YOU TOO.

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[likesottlyfab]

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[detectivedipstick]

Kelly, I know you're not going to make it that easy.

[that_cat_that_hates_leeks]

I can't stop staring at Kelly's gif from that new Cinderella movie for some reason

Hey Tyra, lets be horrible muns to our characters :3 hehe

[detectivedipstick]

YES.
IT'S NOT LIKE ANYTHING COULD GO WRONG. well, actually a lot of things could go wrong, but that's not the point.

And Kelly's already living up to her threat of annoying me as soon as a crank a post out. My friends are so kind to me.

[that_cat_that_hates_leeks]

We're all such nice, wonderful people to each other, aren't we? haha

[derp_detective]

You are going to be stalked so hard by this derp.

[detectivedipstick]

OMG GUMSHOE.


YAY STALKERS? 8D;;;

[derp_detective]

He will be like your Mayfield McNab.

[godcomplexed]

Yay Psych! Super exciting!!

[detectivedipstick]

yeeeeeeeees. Totally exciting. 8DDDD