1. House address: 2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? 3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): (No Family Name), Varon
· What is the name of the head of household? Ushiromiya, Lion · What are the names of all other persons who live here? · List in this order: - The head: Lion Ushiromiya - His wife: Viktoria - Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):Varon - Married sons and daughters and their families: - Your least favorite color: pea soup green
5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H) Animal (A) Communist (☭) Wizard (W) Catgirl (CG) God/Goddess (G) Other (please specify)
6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M) Female (F)
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Australia
9. What is your deepest secret? I'm cursed.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No
11. What are you most ashamed about? I talk too much.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: Australia Mother: Spain
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Are you kidding me? I was brought here against my will and you want a justification for that? Shove this up your ass!
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I walked in on someone when they were getting dressed.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter.
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II N
22b. World War I N
22c. Any other time, including present service Dragon Wars
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I'm too young, for starters and secondly, the draft bill was abolished in the 1970's after Vietnam.
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? Hell no!
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I believe there is one. I'm not going to go into why I believe that.
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1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): (No Family Name), Varon
5. Species (underline applicable):
6. Sex (underline applicable):
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Australia
9. What is your deepest secret? I'm cursed.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No
11. What are you most ashamed about? I talk too much.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Are you kidding me? I was brought here against my will and you want a justification for that? Shove this up your ass!
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I walked in on someone when they were getting dressed.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter.
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I'm too young, for starters and secondly, the draft bill was abolished in the 1970's after Vietnam.
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? Hell no!
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I believe there is one. I'm not going to go into why I believe that.