mayfield_ooc | event: return of the census

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event: return of the census

[It's that time again, Mayfield! Early in the morning, the Postman will make his usual rounds. But today, he'll be dropping off some extra special letters...letters that some of you may find quite familiar. In every mailbox are a bundle of census forms, one for each non-drone person (and pet) in the household.

The census appears to be an ordinary form, although the last number of the date is smudged beyond recognition on every form, and there are some odd questions. Upon seeing one of the forms, your character will feel compelled to fill one out and to be absolutely truthful. If your character cannot read or write, their form will be automatically filled out for them. As soon as they are filled out, the forms disappear.]

Mayfield Census 195X

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?

9. What is your deepest secret?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father:
Mother:

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

Thank you for filling out the census!

Mayfield Census 195x

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):
<blockquote>· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:</blockquote>

5. Species (underline applicable):
<blockquote>Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)</blockquote>

6. Sex (underline applicable):
<blockquote>Male (M)
Female (F)</blockquote>

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?

9. What is your deepest secret?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
<blockquote>Father:
Mother:</blockquote>

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
<blockquote>22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service</blockquote>

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

<center>Thank you for filling out the census!</center>

[Notes: Every character may fill this out, although filling it out is optional. If you wish, your character will feel compelled to fill it out. No character will be able to lie on the census. For characters not yet introed, it is all right to assume an additional form was dropped off for them upon arrival.

Filling out a census form will be required to participate in an upcoming event. However, there will also be a separate sign up post closer to event start, so you may fill one out even if you don't know if you will participate.

For any questions, please see the questions thread below. For a sample entry, see the sample mod entry below!]

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I'm assuming that 'head of household' refers to the 'dad' of the home and should be ignored if the character isn't in that position?

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For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Smith, Lucy

· What is the name of the head of household? Smith, Jack
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Jack Smith
- His wife: Jill Smith
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Billy Smith, Lucy Smith
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Red, of course!

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? CENSORED

9. What is your deepest secret? Sometimes I still sleep with my teddy bear even though I'm a big girl now!

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? That some of the mean people here don't love Mayfield as much as I do. But it's okay, they'll learn!

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: USA
Mother: USA

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Once, I said Mayfield is a great town when what I really meant was that it's the greatest town!

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Because there aren't any angels in Mayfield, silly! At least, not any real ones.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 747 Partridge
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Hidaka, Ken.

· What is the name of the head of household? Hidaka, Ken
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Ken Hidaka
- His wife: Miakis
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Lyon, Lymsleia
- Married sons and daughters and their families: none
- Your least favorite color:

Orange

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)Never (unless you count being 'married' to Miakis here.)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? Sometimes I wonder if what happens to me really is that bad...

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I didn't catch on that it was Kase who screwed me over.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother:

Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You brought me here. You tell me.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Getting caught trying on Sister's bra. I WAS SIX OK?!

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War IIN

22b. World War IN

22c. Any other time, including present serviceN

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): No wars in my time period, also what army would honestly take me on payroll?

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?N

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Yes there's an afterlife, and I just do, ok?

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited (Letters) 2012-03-24 23:56 (UTC)

· What is the name of the head of household? Mark Matthews
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Mark Matthews
- His wife: n/a
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Fujino Asagami
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Red

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never married

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? [As much as she tried to scribble it out, the words are still legible.]

~~I like to kill people in order to feel alive.~~

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Some...things in my past.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) U

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) Yes

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) Yes.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I am here because I was brought back here again. For what reason, I do not know, but I am here once more.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I wish to not say.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C, M

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I'm not sure. If there is, I would like to speak to God on certain things. But, in any case, I highly doubt there is one.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-24 23:57 (UTC)

· What is the name of the head of household? Smith, Vincent
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Vincent Smith
- His wife: --
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Rin Tohsaka, Heather ??, Cuán
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color: Green

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Fuyuki, Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? I know the true identity of a Servant

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Hurting Sakura

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) No. I hate working. Besides I have to go to school.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I've been stuck here for over a year now. Why does it matter?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Kissing Lancer

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Because this place is fairly rotten, that's for sure.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Lex Luthor
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Lex Luthor
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Blue

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Vampire

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? France

9. What is your deepest secret? Keeping Flandre locked up made things easier. Sometimes I want to go back to that.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, ,No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? See 9

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) ??? I am a lady of a great household, I don't need to do menial chores!

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I don't know
Mother: I don't know

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I don't really want to be here in the first place.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Wetting the bed when I was little...

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Vampires don't get diseases.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I've met the judge who presides over it and she assures me this isn't it.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address:3472 Erwin Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?N/A

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):Hidari, Shoutaro

· What is the name of the head of household?Hidari, Shoutaro
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?Persons 1,2, and 3?
· List in this order:
- The head:Hidari, Shoutaro
- His wife:Person 1
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):Person 2,Person 3
- Married sons and daughters and their families:None
- Your least favorite color:

Orange

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? Now...if I told you, then it can't be a mystery now can it?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?The Boss' death.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father:Japan
Mother:

Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): My right? I was not brought here of my own accord!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Not telling

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service

N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I wasn't here.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? NO

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)There is...but it sure as hell ain't this.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Never asked!
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Satomi
· List in this order:
- The head: Drone
- His wife: Drone
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Satomi and Rika~!
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color: Red

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? I am no longer "Furude Rika".

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? That witch that I create.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I don't know. Why did you bring me here?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I fell for one of Satoko's traps, even though I knew it would be there...

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L!

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)
If there was an afterlife then why haven't I seen it yet?

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Ushiromiya, Lion
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Lion Ushiromiya
- His wife: Viktoria
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):Varon
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: pea soup green

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Australia

9. What is your deepest secret? I'm cursed.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? I talk too much.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Australia
Mother: Spain

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Are you kidding me? I was brought here against my will and you want a justification for that? Shove this up your ass!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I walked in on someone when they were getting dressed.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service Dragon Wars

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I'm too young, for starters and secondly, the draft bill was abolished in the 1970's after Vietnam.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? Hell no!

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I believe there is one. I'm not going to go into why I believe that.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-25 00:23 (UTC)

· What is the name of the head of household? Holmes, Sherlock
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Sherlock Holmes
- His wife: Barbara Gordon
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Raven, Astral
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

Dark Violet; Black is not a colour.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) - Astral being.

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? The Astral Realm (???)

9. What is your deepest secret? I think I died, quite recently, before arriving here. I cannot remember the events surrounding it however, and it is worrisome.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Despite my best efforts, I will never be human- no matter how much I learn, I can never understand everything, so I will never be able to interact with them as they do each other.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father:
Mother:

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I have no true genetic parents as I can recall; therefore it is impossible for them to have been born, as they have never even existed.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? ??? (ooc - He actually has yet to experience this emotion while realizing what it is..!!) While drawing images of those passing in the park, one of those watching leaned in rather close. It felt odd.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I am apparently under the age of enlistment, and additionally have not been present in this country long enough to serve in a battle.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? N

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I am unsure- I have no proof against or for, and would prefer not to assume either.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Spades Slick
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Spades Slick
- His wife: Ciel
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):Mion Sonozaki, Marisa Kirisame, Mami Tomoe
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Orange

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Gensokyo

9. What is your deepest secret? I used to be evil and wanted the destruction of all humanity.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) I have no idea what this question is asking.

11. What are you most ashamed about? No matter what I do, how hard I work, Reimu is still better. She'll always be better.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) I go to school. That's like a job.

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Gensokyo
Mother: Gensokyo

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I don't have a choice since I can't leave.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? The state I was in when Patchouli took me to the post office.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Yes, there is and I'm sure this isn't it because the Yama says so.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Lithuania-san
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Lyra-chan and Rose-san
· List in this order:
- The head: Lithuania
- His wife: Rose (drone)
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Madoka, Lyra
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None that I know of...
- Your least favorite color: I think that all colours are beautiful in some way, actually...

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev!!!

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? I try not to keep secrets... but I guess, I could save the world with my death...

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No...

11. What are you most ashamed about? I'm too scared to die for the universe!

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) W

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I-I... I'm sorry, maybe I... I'm a waste of space. But I want to be with my friends...

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I took a spectacular fall in front of the train station once...

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C?

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)
Yes, there is. I'm sure that there is.

Thank you for filling out the census!

y-you're welcome!

· What is the name of the head of household? Scott Pilgrim
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Scott Pilgrim
- His wife: [Fill in name here because it's a drone]
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Einhard Stratos, Rin Natsuki
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

Black

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan!

9. What is your deepest secret? I'm a Pretty Cure, Cure Dream to be exact... [There's a ton of eraser marks, trying to get rid of that. Not working.]

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) U

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother:

Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Because I'm here against my own will and if I had a way back, I'd bring everyone else with me?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Ah... any time I got kicked out of a club?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Well, of course there is. And I know this isn't it because everything I've been put through!

Thank you for filling out the census!

Whoops!

11 - ...nothing, really.

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1338 BENNY ROAD
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? NO
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? NO

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): VANTAS, KARKAT

· What is the name of the head of household? KARKAT VANTAS
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: KARKAT VANTAS
- His wife: WAIT, FUCK, DOES THAT MEAN THE DOCTOR IS THE HEAD? NO, I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT.
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): GAMZEE MAKARA, JADE HARLEY
- Married sons and daughters and their families: NONE, BUT SEXY IS THE 'WIFE' I GUESS.
- Your least favorite color:RED.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

TROLL

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) NEV

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? ALTERNIA

9. What is your deepest secret? OH, REMEMBER HOW LAST TIME I ACTUALLY HAD A LOT TO SAY FOR THIS? YEAH, THANKS FOR TAKING CARE OF THAT FOR ME, MAYFIELD, I'M REALLY GLAD THAT I FORCIBLY NO LONGER SEEM TO HAVE THE ABILITY TO HAVE SECRETS. AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS AGAIN? REALLY?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) NO

11. What are you most ashamed about? SCREW YOU. I'LL NEED ADDITIONAL SHEETS TO GO INTO DETAIL ON THIS ANSWER. RANKING WHAT I'M MOST ASHAMED OF IS LIKE FORCING A DRONE TO CHOOSE ITS FAVORITE WAY OF SMILING EMPTILY, THERE ARE JUST TOO MANY OPTIONS AND THEY ARE ALL EQUALLY MEANINGFUL TO ME.

BUT I'M STILL INVOLUNTARILY TYPING WORDS SO I GUESS I'LL SAY THAT IT'S THE WAY I FROZE AND RAN LIKE A PETRIFIED SQUEAK BEAST WHILE MY FRIENDS WERE BEING MURDERED.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I DON'T HAVE ONE.
Mother: I DON'T HAVE ONE.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I CREATED YOUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS PROBABLY WHEN YOU FUCKING BLINDED ME AND LEFT ME IN HIS SHACKLES YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT!

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? MEDICINE, HOW IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): CRUMPLE THIS FORM UP AND SEE HOW DEEP INSIDE YOUR NOOKS IT IS POSSIBLE TO SHOVE IT.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? NO.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS, BUT APPARENTLY ACTUALLY EVERYONE GOES TO DEATHBUBBLE SQUIDHELL AND MEANDERS FOREVER IN THEIR LEAST FAVORITE MEMORIES WITH BLANK UNSEEING EYES, SO GO FIGURE.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1763 Beaver
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? Nope.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): McDohl, Tir

· What is the name of the head of household? McDohl, Gremio
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Gremio
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Tir McDohl
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: None

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Toran Republic

9. What is your deepest secret? I am the bearer of the True Rune of Life and Death.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? Taking the soul of my father.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Toran Republic
Mother: Toran Republic

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I'm not here by choice. You've all forced me here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Wetting the bed when I was a little kid. Mother had to clean it all up.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I've served in two wars in my homeworld. I'd prefer to avoid serving in another if it's all the same to you.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't know what becomes of the dead, all I know is that I serve a place in that cycle. The Rune tells me nothing.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1124 Taylor Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Badguy, Sol

· What is the name of the head of household? Sol Badguy
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Sol Badguy
- His wife: n/a
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Some kid...Dunno who it is.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: n/a
- Your least favorite color: Blue.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Gear

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? America.

9. What is your deepest secret? I am the prototype Gear.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? Being the prototype Gear.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Don't remember.
Mother: Don't remember.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Dealing with a prostitute I wasn't interested in that kept badgering me, even after I gave her money to go away.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Doesn't matter.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Not interested.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I'm not dead.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Abel Nightroad
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Abel Nightroad
- His wife: ~~Amy Pond~~ I'm not his wife!
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Rachel, Cain
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: White

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Mar

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Scotland

9. What is your deepest secret? My imaginary friend is real

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Losing my faith in the Doctor and Rory

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) I'm still trying to adjust.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Scotland
Mother: Scotland

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I was brought here, so there has to be a reason for that.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? When stupidface thought I meant the Doctor

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) The Doctor assured me otherwise.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Signless
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Signless
- His wife: Fate T. Harlaown
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Vivio Takamachi, Mindy
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

purple

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Familiar

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Mid-Childa

9. What is your deepest secret? I betrayed my master for her own good.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I could only cry and hide when Precia hurt Fate.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) Yes, this place treats me like a dog. I couldn't work anywhere if I tried.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Mid-Childa
Mother: Mid-Childa

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): My master is here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Being kept in a cage like a common dog by Arisa.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't know and I don't care.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Ryuuzaki
- His wife: Me
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Misaka
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color: Gray

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) I don't know what to say here. I'm supposed to be married to Ryuuzaki. But I don't feel in my heart that he's truly my husband.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Holy Empire of Britannia.

9. What is your deepest secret? I know Lelouch is Zero, and even though he killed my father, I've chosen to protect him and be the only person who would be honest with him. I don't want to him to have to do everything alone anymore. [What follows writing that is a few frantic attempts to scratch it out, although no matter how hard Shirley tries, the words remain visible.]

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) ...No?

11. What are you most ashamed about? Shooting Miss Viletta.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Something else

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) You can't say yes isn't a valid answer! That isn't fair!

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Holy Empire of Britannia
Mother: Holy Empire of Britannia

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): My right to be here? I didn't choose to come here! America isn't even a real country anymore, even if I'm the only one who knows that!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I'm not sure I can pick only one.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Chicken-Pox

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? That's what I've been thinking about. It's like you read my mind. When I first arrived here, I thought this was the afterlife. I don't want it to be, though. As I was dying, I imagined being reborn over and over again. Now I don't know what to think at all.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-27 00:25 (UTC)

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 309 Miller Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No it isn't.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No it isn't!

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Robotnik, Ivo

· What is the name of the head of household? Look at the first answer, nitwit!
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Same as the last two answers!
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

Blue

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Well, as close to this "United States" in my world as it is to this place!

9. What is your deepest secret? I still wear PJs

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? The time I trapped Sonic's feet in steel shoes. That was the most idiotic plot I ever came up with!

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: [Fill it in here, because I have no idea]
Mother: [Same here]

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Any time I was stuck helping Sonic!

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II No

22b. World War I No

22c. Any other time, including present service No

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Because I just got here, you numbskulls! And even if I was here longer, I wouldn't want to help YOU!

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? A wha--- NO!

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) If there is, it better not be here!

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 340 Brady
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Knowledge, Patchouli

· What is the name of the head of household? Vargas, Feliciano
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Feliciano Vargas
- His wife: Meiling Hong
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Patchouli Knowledge, Koakuma
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: I don't have one

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? France

9. What is your deepest secret? I hold no more secrets from those I care about.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? How I've allowed this town to make me weak, and turn me into a murderer

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: France
Mother: Italy

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): We've been over this.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? My early childhood, being teased by the other children.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I've personally met the Yama of Paradise. That seems proof enough.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1670 Nelson
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? house
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? no

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Albatross, Elmer C.

· What is the name of the head of household? i guess it's me
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Grell, Tavros, Mercedes
· List in this order:
- The head: Elmer
- His wife: Grell
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Tavros and Mercedes - not sure how old!
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

none!

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭) <-- this is not a species FYI
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) married by Mayfield's rules but not really (single)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? England

9. What is your deepest secret? I don't have any! Well once a long time ago I was part of a serial killer trio. Except I never killed anyone so I don't know if that's really a secret.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? I don't think I have one

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk, H, Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: England
Mother:

England

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You brought me here. Also I have a passport now

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? One time Monimoni got mad at me so I ran off not looking where I was going! I ended up knocking over like three stalls in the market and stuff went EVERYWHERE. I don't know if it was embarrassing, but it was really funny!!

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter! (L)

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) I think once I had the chicken pox? (C) But I was really little at the time

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service

N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I guess I was busy?

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't think so but since I can't know for sure unless I died, I can't really answer this!

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-25 00:19 (UTC)

· What is the name of the head of household? Lancer 2
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Lancer 2
- His wife: drone
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Minato Arisato
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

None

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? Self-sacrifice.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? Nothing.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Ireland
Mother:

Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I was brought here against my will. It was not my intention to live here illegally, nor anyone else's.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Hitting on Rin during the pool party.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service

N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I'm underaged for enlistment.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Possibly? If this is the afterlife, I certainly don't feel dead.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1645 Albright Lane
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? How big is an acre?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Deuce, Clubs

· What is the name of the head of household? Clubs Deuce
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: I just told you!
- His wife: The Disciple
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Charlie, and some drone kid. I think his name is Kevin or something.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color: Green

5. Species (underline applicable): Do you mean right now? Or usually?

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Derse

9. What is your deepest secret? Umm... I actually don't hate those felt guys. I just go along with it 'cause the boss says so. Actually, I think they've got great taste in decorating!

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes?, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? I guess.... I could be a little better at my job. Sometimes I think the Boss and Droog might be disappointed in me.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Derse
Mother: Derse

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Didn't you guys bring us here?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? My memeory isn't that good....

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Depends on if you're sick.....

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) I dunno what any of these are...

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II No

22b. World War I No

22c. Any other time, including present service

No

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I don't remember any of those wars....

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? What's a communist?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Umm... I thought you had to be dead to be in the afterlife. I don't think I understand the question....

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Pfft I dunno
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: don't care
- His wife: drone
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): who knows
- Married sons and daughters and their families: uh none?
- Your least favorite color: gray

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) ghost sprite game construct thing

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) im thirteen you sicko

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Texas

9. What is your deepest secret? I really miss my bro. Unironically.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? I'm still kind of bitter about not being the alpha-me.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: US probably
Mother:US probably
i mean
if we go by where their asteriods landed
i think

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? getting my ass handed to me by a puppet
which is like
my entire life

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II wasn't alive bro

22b. World War I was even more not alive

22c. Any other time, including present servicebig nope

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): what part of 13 years old don't you understand

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? no i am a redblooded american capitalist dog yo gonna spend big bucks for my luxury goods

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) nah the dream bubbles are way more surreal

Thank you for filling out the census!

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