1. House address: 309 Miller Street 2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No it isn't. 3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No it isn't!
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Robotnik, Ivo
· What is the name of the head of household? Look at the first answer, nitwit! · What are the names of all other persons who live here? · List in this order: - The head: Same as the last two answers! - His wife: - Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): - Married sons and daughters and their families: - Your least favorite color:
Blue
5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H) Animal (A) Communist (☭) Wizard (W) Catgirl (CG) God/Goddess (G) Other (please specify)
6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M) Female (F)
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Well, as close to this "United States" in my world as it is to this place!
9. What is your deepest secret? I still wear PJs
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)
11. What are you most ashamed about? The time I trapped Sonic's feet in steel shoes. That was the most idiotic plot I ever came up with!
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father:[Fill it in here, because I have no idea] Mother: [Same here]
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Any time I was stuck helping Sonic!
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II No
22b. World War I No
22c. Any other time, including present service No
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Because I just got here, you numbskulls! And even if I was here longer, I wouldn't want to help YOU!
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? A wha--- NO!
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) If there is, it better not be here!
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1. House address: 309 Miller Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No it isn't.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No it isn't!
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Robotnik, Ivo
Blue
5. Species (underline applicable):
6. Sex (underline applicable):
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Well, as close to this "United States" in my world as it is to this place!
9. What is your deepest secret? I still wear PJs
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)
11. What are you most ashamed about? The time I trapped Sonic's feet in steel shoes. That was the most idiotic plot I ever came up with!
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Any time I was stuck helping Sonic!
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Because I just got here, you numbskulls! And even if I was here longer, I wouldn't want to help YOU!
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? A wha--- NO!
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) If there is, it better not be here!