cawtier: (Feathery Asshole)
cawtier ([personal profile] cawtier) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_ooc 2012-03-25 12:21 am (UTC)

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Strider, Dave
· What is the name of the head of household? Pfft I dunno
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: don't care
- His wife: drone
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): who knows
- Married sons and daughters and their families: uh none?
- Your least favorite color: gray


5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) ghost sprite game construct thing


6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M)
Female (F)


7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) im thirteen you sicko

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Texas

9. What is your deepest secret? I really miss my bro. Unironically.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? I'm still kind of bitter about not being the alpha-me.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: US probably
Mother:US probably
i mean
if we go by where their asteriods landed
i think


18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? getting my ass handed to me by a puppet
which is like
my entire life


20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II wasn't alive bro

22b. World War I was even more not alive

22c. Any other time, including present servicebig nope


23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): what part of 13 years old don't you understand

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? no i am a redblooded american capitalist dog yo gonna spend big bucks for my luxury goods

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) nah the dream bubbles are way more surreal

Thank you for filling out the census!

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