1. House address: 2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? 3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Gray, Ambrosia.
· What is the name of the head of household? Marvelous, Captain. · What are the names of all other persons who live here? · List in this order: - The head: Captain Marvelous. - His wife: Ambrosia Gray. - Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Serah ??, Ako Shirabe. - Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A. - Your least favorite color:How in the hell is this relevant? ...Orange, I guess.
5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H) Animal (A) Communist (☭) Wizard (W) Catgirl (CG) God/Goddess (G) Other (please specify)
6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M) Female (F)
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev.
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?
Off the coast of England.
9. What is your deepest secret?
(This is crossed out as many times as possible, but it's still legible.)
I can't forgive myself for the bloodshed I've caused.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.
11. What are you most ashamed about?
(Same thing applies for #9.)
Not upholding my promise to my father.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk.
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) N/A.
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) N/A.
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) N/A.
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) N/A.
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: ... England? France? Mother: ...Spain?
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Gee, I wonder. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT BROUGHT ME HERE.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory?
I got staggeringly drunk one day and woke up in a pig's pen the next day while singing a song to them.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) M, C, S and scurvy.
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II
22b. World War I
22c. Any other time, including present service
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
24. Are you a Communist? Are you?
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't see Davy Jones anywhere, so I know we aren't in his locker.
no subject
For Head of Household:
1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Gray, Ambrosia.
5. Species (underline applicable):
6. Sex (underline applicable):
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev.
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?
Off the coast of England.
9. What is your deepest secret?
(This is crossed out as many times as possible, but it's still legible.)
I can't forgive myself for the bloodshed I've caused.10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.
11. What are you most ashamed about?
(Same thing applies for #9.)
Not upholding my promise to my father.For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk.
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) N/A.
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) N/A.
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) N/A.
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) N/A.
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Gee, I wonder. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT BROUGHT ME HERE.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory?
I got staggeringly drunk one day and woke up in a pig's pen the next day while singing a song to them.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) M, C, S and scurvy.
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
24. Are you a Communist? Are you?
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't see Davy Jones anywhere, so I know we aren't in his locker.