1. House address: 463 Stone Street 2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No 3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Droog, Diamonds
· What is the name of the head of household? Diamonds Droog · What are the names of all other persons who live here? · List in this order: - The head: Diamonds Droog - His wife: Kono Kalakaua - Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Some drones - Married sons and daughters and their families: None - Your least favorite color: Green
5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H) Animal (A) Communist (☭) Wizard (W) Catgirl (CG) God/Goddess (G) Other (please specify) Carapace
6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M) Female (F)
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Married, according to you, never married, according to me
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? I wasn't born.
9. What is your deepest secret? I actually do have one magazine with colored ladies in it.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Wasn't born, not naturalized
11. What are you most ashamed about? that somehow CD is still the best demolitions guy we can find
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: Mother: WASN'T BORN
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Don't want to be here anyway
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I don't keep those.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine sells better
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II N
22b. World War I N
22c. Any other time, including present serviceN
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Because I was busy being patriotic to my own damn country. Sort of.
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? Oh hell no.
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Hell if I know.
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1. House address: 463 Stone Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Droog, Diamonds
5. Species (underline applicable):
6. Sex (underline applicable):
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Married, according to you, never married, according to me
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? I wasn't born.
9. What is your deepest secret? I actually do have one magazine with colored ladies in it.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Wasn't born, not naturalized
11. What are you most ashamed about? that somehow CD is still the best demolitions guy we can find
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Don't want to be here anyway
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I don't keep those.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine sells better
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Because I was busy being patriotic to my own damn country. Sort of.
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? Oh hell no.
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Hell if I know.