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Twilight Sparkle ([personal profile] magicalrealist) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_ooc 2012-03-25 01:11 am (UTC)

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Sparkle, Twilight
• What is the name of the head of household? Magnus Bane
• What are the names of all other persons who live here? Zidane Tribal, Calleo Crowe
• List in this order:
- The head: Magnus Bane
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):Calleo Crowe, Zidane Tribal, Twilight Sparkle
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:I don’t have one.


5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Unicorn


6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M)
Female (F)


7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Equestria

9. What is your deepest secret? I want to be as great as Princess Celestia one day.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? MAGIC KINDERGARTEN

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) I volunteer at the library.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: Equestria
Mother: Equestria


18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): This is just a prison you locked me and my friends in!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? My entrance exam the school of gifted magic users.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? They’re both necessary for a full recovery; neither is more important than the other.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service


23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I can’t condense my theory into 100 words.

Thank you for filling out the census!


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