1. House address: 1667 nelson street 2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? holy shit that would be so cool do they even fucking make ranches anymore 3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? that sounds like a lot so no
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Goldstein, Annie
· What is the name of the head of household? see above · What are the names of all other persons who live here? · List in this order: - The head: that would be me - His wife: fat nazi asshole you fucks make me live with - Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): normal girl who got really fucked over by being put with us, dumbass prince who burned the fucking house down, crazy kid who lost his wand or his dick or something I don’t fucking know - Married sons and daughters and their families: also I did it in order of who I like best - Your least favorite color: I like all the colors
5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H) Animal (A) Communist (☭) Wizard (W) Catgirl (CG) God/Goddess (G) Other WEREWOLF
6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M) Female (F)
7. Are you now married, widowed I FUCKING WISH, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? New York
9. What is your deepest secret? humans are like really really tasty and it takes a lot of willpower to ignore that shit
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)
11. What are you most ashamed about? I ate one of my friends but not in the sexy way?
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) working I guess
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) work for pay sounds like being a hooker for some reason
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: US Mother: Egypt
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): hey I was fucking BORN here so fuck off
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I am never embarrassed by anything i do ever
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? laughing is good but that shit won’t cure liek herpes or something
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) shit do people even get that shit anymore that’s fucking crazy
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II HEY LOOK I’M IN YOUR FUCKING MEN’S SECTION WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO ASSHOLE
22b. World War I YEAH HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
22c. Any other time, including present service AW SHIT BREAKING ALL YOUR RULES FUCK YEAH
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
24. Are you a Communist? Are you?
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) yes there is but this isn’t one because I am not dead back in the real world
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1. House address: 1667 nelson street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? holy shit that would be so cool do they even fucking make ranches anymore
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? that sounds like a lot so no
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Goldstein, Annie
5. Species (underline applicable):
6. Sex (underline applicable):
7. Are you now married, widowed I FUCKING WISH, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? New York
9. What is your deepest secret? humans are like really really tasty and it takes a lot of willpower to ignore that shit
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)
11. What are you most ashamed about? I ate one of my friends but not in the sexy way?
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) working I guess
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) work for pay sounds like being a hooker for some reason
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): hey I was fucking BORN here so fuck off
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I am never embarrassed by anything i do ever
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? laughing is good but that shit won’t cure liek herpes or something
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) shit do people even get that shit anymore that’s fucking crazy
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
24. Are you a Communist? Are you?
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) yes there is but this isn’t one because I am not dead back in the real world