1. House address:725 Anderson Lane. 2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?No. 3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?No, whatever that measurement is.
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first):Mindfang, Marquise Spinneret.
• What is the name of the head of household?Me. • What are the names of all other persons who live here? • List in this order: - The head:Still me thank you. - His wife:The man: Anders Anderson. - Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):None. - Married sons and daughters and their families:None. - Your least favorite color:Purple can 8e quite distasteful.
5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H) Animal (A) Communist (☭) Wizard (W) Catgirl (CG) God/Goddess (G) Other (please specify) Troll.
6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M) Female (F)
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)I have no concept of those terms so never.
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?Alternia.
9. What is your deepest secret?I still miss her. She was interesting.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)This is getting more and more stupid, what do you think?
11. What are you most ashamed about?Not appreciating her skills and overlooking her as a threat.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)I suppose H though what was I keeping it from? Idiot surveys?
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)No, why should I?
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)No.
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)No.
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)I'm more interested in increasing my own prosperity, frankly.
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father:I have no knowledge of the 8illions of trolls who contri8uted my genetics. Mother:I did have a mothergru8 though, so congratulations on getting something.
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):It seemed interesting. And then it was infested 8y idiot questions. Now it's 8oring me.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory?If I have such a thing I have clearly 8locked it from my mind. Perhaps it was Dualscar, that seems likely. Associating with him was really em8arrassing. 20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?Control. Winning. Those are 8oth more important than those two things you listed. So which of my two is more important to you?
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)No clue, who cares.
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II
22b. World War I
22c. Any other time, including present service
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
24. Are you a Communist? Are you?
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)Who knows. Who cares. I'm more interested in living what life I have left. Let the dead worry a8out such silly things.
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1. House address: 725 Anderson Lane.
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No, whatever that measurement is.
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Mindfang, Marquise Spinneret.
5. Species (underline applicable):
6. Sex (underline applicable):
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) I have no concept of those terms so never.
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Alternia.
9. What is your deepest secret? I still miss her. She was interesting.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) This is getting more and more stupid, what do you think?
11. What are you most ashamed about? Not appreciating her skills and overlooking her as a threat.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) I suppose H though what was I keeping it from? Idiot surveys?
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No, why should I?
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No.
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No.
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) I'm more interested in increasing my own prosperity, frankly.
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): It seemed interesting. And then it was infested 8y idiot questions. Now it's 8oring me.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? If I have such a thing I have clearly 8locked it from my mind. Perhaps it was Dualscar, that seems likely. Associating with him was really em8arrassing.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Control. Winning. Those are 8oth more important than those two things you listed. So which of my two is more important to you?
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) No clue, who cares.
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
24. Are you a Communist? Are you?
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Who knows. Who cares. I'm more interested in living what life I have left. Let the dead worry a8out such silly things.