1. House address: 723 Anderson Lane 2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No 3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Beth, Allison (Tex)
· What is the name of the head of household? Tex · What are the names of all other persons who live here? · List in this order: - The head: Tex - His wife: Horn, Corran - Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Drone brats - Married sons and daughters and their families: None - Your least favorite color: Purple
5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H) Animal (A) Communist (☭) Wizard (W) Catgirl (CG) God/Goddess (G) Other (please specify) Ghost, Memory, I have no fucking clue.
6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M) Female (F)
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Texas, hence the nickname idiots.
9. What is your deepest secret? I failed to save him.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)
11. What are you most ashamed about? See 9 you fuckers
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: Not sure, probably US Mother: See above. I'm an orphan dipshits, at least get your facts right
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I have the right to be anywhere I feel like it. Also I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE!
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Probably something involving Leonard.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M. Unless the Medic's an idiot.
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) No clue.
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II N
22b. World War I N
22c. Any other time, including present service N
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I served the United Nations Space Command. The world, not just one country.
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Because if this was the afterlife I would have shown up here a long time ago. Also I have no clue if there is one.
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1. House address: 723 Anderson Lane
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Beth, Allison (Tex)
5. Species (underline applicable):
6. Sex (underline applicable):
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Texas, hence the nickname idiots.
9. What is your deepest secret? I failed to save him.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)
11. What are you most ashamed about? See 9 you fuckers
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I have the right to be anywhere I feel like it. Also I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE!
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Probably something involving Leonard.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M. Unless the Medic's an idiot.
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) No clue.
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I served the United Nations Space Command. The world, not just one country.
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Because if this was the afterlife I would have shown up here a long time ago. Also I have no clue if there is one.