1. House address: 2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? 3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Duck, Clover (I see what you did there you dicks. Forcing me to choose between my fake name and my stupidass real name. I'm on to you.)
· What is the name of the head of household? · What are the names of all other persons who live here? · List in this order: - The head: Macau or something but he's a drone now - His wife: Freaking Hungary - Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Me, Kuroko Shirai or however the hell you spell that - Married sons and daughters and their families: - Your least favorite color:
blue I guess WHO CARES
5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H) Animal (A) Communist (☭) Wizard (W) Catgirl (CG) God/Goddess (G) Other (please specify)
6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M) Female (F)
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) I'm 15 you assholes
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? kentucky
9. What is your deepest secret?[The following answer was scratched out and rewritten at least three times, but ultimately, it's still readable:] I'm a freak of nature too.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No
11. What are you most ashamed about? Getting tricked by you fuckers three or four times in a row already
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) hahahahah get lost
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: USA Mother: USA
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): wow you bastards
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? That one time the goats caught me in 3 fucking feet of mud
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M I guess
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II
22b. World War I
22c. Any other time, including present service
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): are you guys fucking serious
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? I see what you're doin here it's supposed to be funny because it's "the 50s"
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I guess there must be because I've met the ghost of my best friend's mom
and I haven't seen her round here so I'm pretty damn sure this isn't the afterlife
no subject
1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Duck, Clover (I see what you did there you dicks. Forcing me to choose between my fake name and my stupidass real name. I'm on to you.)
blue I guess WHO CARES
5. Species (underline applicable):
6. Sex (underline applicable):
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) I'm 15 you assholes
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? kentucky
9. What is your deepest secret? [The following answer was scratched out and rewritten at least three times, but ultimately, it's still readable:]
I'm a freak of nature too.10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No
11. What are you most ashamed about? Getting tricked by you fuckers three or four times in a row already
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) hahahahah get lost
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): wow you bastards
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? That one time the goats caught me in 3 fucking feet of mud
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M I guess
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): are you guys fucking serious
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? I see what you're doin here it's supposed to be funny because it's "the 50s"
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I guess there must be because I've met the ghost of my best friend's mom
and I haven't seen her round here so I'm pretty damn sure this isn't the afterlife
Unless it's hell which i could believe, actually