1. House address: 1450 Mitchell Road 2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No 3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): GLaDOS
· What is the name of the head of household? GLaDOS · What are the names of all other persons who live here? · List in this order: - The head: GLaDOS - His wife: The Red Engineer - Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): None - Married sons and daughters and their families: None - Your least favorite color: Blue
5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H) Animal (A) Communist (☭) Wizard (W) Catgirl (CG) God/Goddess (G) Other (please specify) AI, that's Artificial Intelligence, in case you were too idiotic to figure it out. Which wouldn't surprise me.
6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M) Female (F) I suppose
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Mar to Science, or since that doesn't "count" Nev
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? I wasn't born. I was created. But somewhere in the US
9. What is your deepest secret? I was based on a human mind and she's still in here.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)
11. What are you most ashamed about? See nine, I'm not repeating it.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: I have none Mother: Also none
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I was built in America. I had no control over that. Now here, in the town. I have no interest to be here at all.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Any of the human ones. ...or being stuck in that potato.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M you idiots.
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) NONE. I am an AI
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II
22b. World War I
22c. Any other time, including present service
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
24. Are you a Communist? Are you?
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I know what happens after Death. This isn't it.
no subject
1. House address: 1450 Mitchell Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): GLaDOS
5. Species (underline applicable):
6. Sex (underline applicable):
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Mar to Science, or since that doesn't "count" Nev
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? I wasn't born. I was created. But somewhere in the US
9. What is your deepest secret? I was based on a human mind and she's still in here.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)
11. What are you most ashamed about? See nine, I'm not repeating it.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I was built in America. I had no control over that. Now here, in the town. I have no interest to be here at all.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Any of the human ones. ...or being stuck in that potato.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M you idiots.
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) NONE. I am an AI
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
24. Are you a Communist? Are you?
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I know what happens after Death. This isn't it.
Also, I'm not dead. I'm going to live forever.