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Orphaner Dualscar ([personal profile] shellfishlovver) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_ooc 2012-03-25 03:16 pm (UTC)

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 342 Brady Lane

2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? wwhat

3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? i..wwhat no wwho cares


For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Dualscar Orphaner

· What is the name of the head of household? see abovve

· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: me
- His wife: wwho cares
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): wwhat
- Married sons and daughters and their families: dont knoww wwhat youre referin to
- Your least favorite color:
yelloww browwn an red to name a few

5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)
troll

6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M)
Female (F)


7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) wwhats a married

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? alternia

9. What is your deepest secret? i hate the concept of quadrants because i cravve devvotion


10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) im assumin so

11. What are you most ashamed about? i wwas too much of a cowward to face her on my owwn


For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) gettin used to this fucked up place thats wwhat

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) still not sure wwhat you mean there


14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) no


15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) no


16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) im still gettin used to your so called great towwn thats wwhy


For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: dont knoww that one
Mother:
dont knoww this one either

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): you say that like bein taken from wwonderous alternia is a thing to be greatful for


19. What is your most embarrassing memory? oh i dont knoww
maybe it wwas gettin tongue tied as the fuckin highblood beat the evver lovvin shit out of me


20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? medicine wwhat are you fuckin nuts

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) i dont knoww any of those wwords so i assume none


For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service
N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): my loyalties lie wwith alternia

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? i dont knoww wwhat that is so I presume not

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) im startin to believve this is the afterlife an its punishment for fuckin up so bad


Thank you for filling out the census!

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