1. House address: 1247 Williams Road 2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No. 3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No.
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Bane, Magnus
· What is the name of the head of household? Magnus Bane · What are the names of all other persons who live here? Twilight Sparkle, Zidane Tribal, Calleo Crowe · List in this order: - The head: Magnus Bane - His wife: Drone - Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Zidane Tribal, Calleo Crowe - Married sons and daughters and their families: None, I believe - Your least favorite color: I don't have one.
5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H) Animal (A) Communist (☭) Wizard (W) Catgirl (CG) God/Goddess (G) Other (please specify) Warlock
6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M) Female (F)
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Dutch East Indies
9. What is your deepest secret? Who my father is.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.
11. What are you most ashamed about? It's been a long time since I've been ashamed of anything.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: Netherlands Mother: Indonesia
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Because I've been alive for hundreds and hundreds of years. I've seen this place grow and change.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? What I thought of myself after what happened to my parents. It was a dark time for me.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter, I suppose.
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II No.
22b. World War I No.
22c. Any other time, including present service No.
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Because I don't like getting myself involved in other peoples' wars.
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I believe there's an afterlife. And if this is it... well, that's rather unfortunate, isn't it?
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1. House address: 1247 Williams Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No.
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Bane, Magnus
5. Species (underline applicable):
6. Sex (underline applicable):
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Dutch East Indies
9. What is your deepest secret? Who my father is.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.
11. What are you most ashamed about? It's been a long time since I've been ashamed of anything.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Because I've been alive for hundreds and hundreds of years. I've seen this place grow and change.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? What I thought of myself after what happened to my parents. It was a dark time for me.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter, I suppose.
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Because I don't like getting myself involved in other peoples' wars.
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I believe there's an afterlife. And if this is it... well, that's rather unfortunate, isn't it?