1. House address: 2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? 3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Alucard, Rachel
· What is the name of the head of household? Unfortunately, I suppose it is the buffoon Abel Nightroad. · What are the names of all other persons who live here? Amy Pond, Cain Knightlord · List in this order: I believe I already told you the names of everyone who lives here, so listing again in such a manner is idiotically repetitive. You should be ashamed of yourselves. - The head: Abel - His wife: Amy - Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): myself, Cain - Married sons and daughters and their families: - Your least favorite color: Perhaps brown; it is rather inelegant.
5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H) Animal (A) Communist (☭) Wizard (W) Catgirl (CG) God/Goddess (G) Other (please specify) Vampire
6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M) Female (F)
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never married, of course.
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Transylvania.
9. What is your deepest secret? I love that stupid, idiotic, barbarian of a boy.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.
11. What are you most ashamed about? That in the end, I am powerless. In the end, I still failed to truly make the change necessary in my world, and have failed more times than I truly care to remember.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: Transylvania Mother: Transylvania
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Indeed I have no real right to be here, but neither did you fools have the right to kidnap me from my own home and bring me here. If you have issue with my being here, address that problem to yourselves.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Those Spectacles of Eros were... in the end, rather mortifying...
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Perhaps laughter. It is always great fun to laugh in the face of buffoons.
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None, of course. I would never be infected by such simpleton ailments.
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II
22b. World War I
22c. Any other time, including present service
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
24. Are you a Communist? Are you?
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Truthfully, I've no idea, but I cannot say I care to know.
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1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Alucard, Rachel
5. Species (underline applicable):
6. Sex (underline applicable):
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never married, of course.
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Transylvania.
9. What is your deepest secret? I love that stupid, idiotic, barbarian of a boy.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.
11. What are you most ashamed about? That in the end, I am powerless. In the end, I still failed to truly make the change necessary in my world, and have failed more times than I truly care to remember.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Indeed I have no real right to be here, but neither did you fools have the right to kidnap me from my own home and bring me here. If you have issue with my being here, address that problem to yourselves.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Those Spectacles of Eros were... in the end, rather mortifying...
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Perhaps laughter. It is always great fun to laugh in the face of buffoons.
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None, of course. I would never be infected by such simpleton ailments.
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
24. Are you a Communist? Are you?
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Truthfully, I've no idea, but I cannot say I care to know.