1. House address: 2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? 3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Haddock, Hiccup
· What is the name of the head of household? Klaus Wulfenbach · What are the names of all other persons who live here? · List in this order: - The head: Klaus Wulfenbach - His wife: Lucrezia Mongfish - Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Hiccup Haddock, Dexter - Married sons and daughters and their families: None, I don't think - Your least favorite color: Uh... I dunno. Gray, maybe?
5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H) Animal (A) Communist (☭) Wizard (W) Catgirl (CG) God/Goddess (G) Other (please specify)
6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M) Female (F)
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Berk
9. What is your deepest secret? I don't really keep any secrets anymore.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) I don't know what that means.
11. What are you most ashamed about? Being useless most of the time.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: Berk Mother: Berk
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You brought me here, you tell me.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Well there was this one time when Dad tried to take me fishing and I thought I caught a fish but it was actually my Dad. Still not really sure how that happened. Also pretty much my entire life before Toothless showed up.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Uh... L? I guess?
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) I don't really know what any of those are. Actually no, I know what Communism is. It's not a disease though, is it?
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II N
22b. World War I N
22c. Any other time, including present service N
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Well I'm pretty sure I'm too young.
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? Okay well technically sort of? I mean it's kind of how Berk works, but it's not the same as the Communism that you're all scared of.
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Yeah, there's an afterlife. And I'm pretty sure this isn't it because we're not standing around in a wasteland doing nothing or feasting and battling for eternity in a big hall.
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1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Haddock, Hiccup
5. Species (underline applicable):
6. Sex (underline applicable):
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Berk
9. What is your deepest secret? I don't really keep any secrets anymore.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) I don't know what that means.
11. What are you most ashamed about? Being useless most of the time.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You brought me here, you tell me.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Well there was this one time when Dad tried to take me fishing and I thought I caught a fish but it was actually my Dad. Still not really sure how that happened. Also pretty much my entire life before Toothless showed up.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Uh... L? I guess?
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) I don't really know what any of those are. Actually no, I know what Communism is. It's not a disease though, is it?
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Well I'm pretty sure I'm too young.
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? Okay well technically sort of? I mean it's kind of how Berk works, but it's not the same as the Communism that you're all scared of.
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Yeah, there's an afterlife. And I'm pretty sure this isn't it because we're not standing around in a wasteland doing nothing or feasting and battling for eternity in a big hall.