1. House address: 1665 Nelson Street 2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? Nope! 3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? Not sure, actually. It's just a house in town.
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): West, Wally
· What is the name of the head of household? That'd be me. · What are the names of all other persons who live here? · List in this order: - The head: Wally - His wife: Madame Foster - Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Gash Bell - Married sons and daughters and their families: None! - Your least favorite color:
Oh man, pink, probably.
5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H) Animal (A) Communist (☭) Wizard (W) Catgirl (CG) God/Goddess (G) Other (please specify)
6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M) Female (F)
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Missouri
9. What is your deepest secret? I'm a superhero called The Flash.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) American through and through!
11. What are you most ashamed about? Whenever I let anyone down, that's pretty bad. It hits me pretty hard.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: USA Mother: USA
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Man, this one time I accidentally blew up the side of Bruce Wayne's house. That was pretty bad.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? They're both pretty important, but probably laughter. L.
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II N
22b. World War I N
22c. Any other time, including present service Does working as a superhero to protect the world count? Because it totally should.
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Well I wasn't born during WW1 or WW2 so yeah there's that.
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? Nope.
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I dunno about an afterlife. I mean this one time I ran into the Speed Force and it kind of seemed like heaven in a way, but this definitely isn't it. Nothing like it.
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1. House address: 1665 Nelson Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? Nope!
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? Not sure, actually. It's just a house in town.
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): West, Wally
Oh man, pink, probably.
5. Species (underline applicable):
6. Sex (underline applicable):
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Missouri
9. What is your deepest secret? I'm a superhero called The Flash.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) American through and through!
11. What are you most ashamed about? Whenever I let anyone down, that's pretty bad. It hits me pretty hard.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Man, this one time I accidentally blew up the side of Bruce Wayne's house. That was pretty bad.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? They're both pretty important, but probably laughter. L.
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Well I wasn't born during WW1 or WW2 so yeah there's that.
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? Nope.
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I dunno about an afterlife. I mean this one time I ran into the Speed Force and it kind of seemed like heaven in a way, but this definitely isn't it. Nothing like it.