1. House address: 1338 Benny Road. 2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No. 3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No.
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): The Doctor
· What is the name of the head of household? I just told it to you. · What are the names of all other persons who live here? Jade, Karkat, and Gamzee. And Sexy used to be here. But well... · List in this order: - The head: The Doctor - His wife: N/A - Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Erm. Well. I have no idea who is oldest. Perhaps Jade? Let's go with Jade. Jade, Karkat, Gamzee. - Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A - Your least favorite color:
Well, I don't really have a least favorite. I think all colours have their time. Though at the moment I am feeling rather disdainful towards orange.
5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H) Animal (A) Communist (☭) Wizard (W) Catgirl (CG) God/Goddess (G) Other (please specify)
Time Lord.
6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M) Female (F)
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)
Mar, Wd, D, S.
...I think I've somehow managed to be married, widowed, divorced, and separated all at once. Now that's awkward. ...Should probably make sure that Marilyn finalized that divorce.
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Gallifrey.
9. What is your deepest secret? Oh yes. Like I am just going to sit here and blab my secrets to a stupid piece of paper. ...Again. Well, I have plenty of secrets and most of them are deep. So perhaps it's the fact that I really am nothing but a pathetic madman stumbling around the universe trying to save people so I can try to forget about what a miserable person I am and all the things I've done.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.
11. What are you most ashamed about? Oh. This again. Figure this will come back to haunt me, won't it? Don't these things always. Anyway, its probably not being able to save Melody. For Amy and Rory's sake. And the fact that I caused the entire mess in the first place because I was just too stupid to see it.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk.
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: Gallifrey. Mother:
Gallifrey
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): The fact that I have saved your nation more times than you can count on. Fairly certain I did it just last week. And the month before too. And also, I showed George Washington the proper way down the Potomac that fateful Christmas, so you can thank me for that too.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? That time when Amy kissed me. That was awkward. ...And now that she's sort of my mother-in-law, it's just become significantly more awkward. Eurgh.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L. Medicine is gross.
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)
Hah, I'm not susceptible to human diseases.
...
M, U, P, T, S.
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II Yes. Saved you lot from the Daleks. And that was just the last time I stopped by.
22b. World War I A few times.
22c. Any other time, including present service
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
24. Are you a Communist? Are you?No.
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Because there isn't and only silly creatures like humans think there is in order to comfort themselves when they stare into the vastness that is the universe and feel afraid.
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1. House address: 1338 Benny Road.
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No.
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): The Doctor
Well, I don't really have a least favorite. I think all colours have their time. Though at the moment I am feeling rather disdainful towards orange.
5. Species (underline applicable):
Time Lord.
6. Sex (underline applicable):
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)
Mar, Wd, D, S.
...I think I've somehow managed to be married, widowed, divorced, and separated all at once. Now that's awkward. ...Should probably make sure that Marilyn finalized that divorce.
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Gallifrey.
9. What is your deepest secret? Oh yes. Like I am just going to sit here and blab my secrets to a stupid piece of paper. ...Again. Well, I have plenty of secrets and most of them are deep. So perhaps it's the fact that I really am nothing but a pathetic madman stumbling around the universe trying to save people so I can try to forget about what a miserable person I am and all the things I've done.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.
11. What are you most ashamed about? Oh. This again. Figure this will come back to haunt me, won't it? Don't these things always. Anyway, its probably not being able to save Melody. For Amy and Rory's sake. And the fact that I caused the entire mess in the first place because I was just too stupid to see it.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk.
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Gallifrey
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): The fact that I have saved your nation more times than you can count on. Fairly certain I did it just last week. And the month before too. And also, I showed George Washington the proper way down the Potomac that fateful Christmas, so you can thank me for that too.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? That time when Amy kissed me. That was awkward. ...And now that she's sort of my mother-in-law, it's just become significantly more awkward. Eurgh.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L. Medicine is gross.
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)
Hah, I'm not susceptible to human diseases.
...
M, U, P, T, S.
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Because there isn't and only silly creatures like humans think there is in order to comfort themselves when they stare into the vastness that is the universe and feel afraid.