1. House address: 2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? 3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): li Britannia, Euphemia
· What is the name of the head of household? Lloyd Asplund · What are the names of all other persons who live here? · List in this order: - The head: Llyod Asplund - His wife: Cornelia li Britannia - Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Myself and two drones - Married sons and daughters and their families: - Your least favorite color: Black or grey
5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H) Animal (A) Communist (☭) Wizard (W) Catgirl (CG) God/Goddess (G) Other (please specify)
6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M) Female (F)
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? The Holy Empire of Britannia
9. What is your deepest secret? I don't really have any.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No, but seeing as Britannia's base is in what was once called America, I do believe I count.
11. What are you most ashamed about? That I might really have been responsibly for the SAZ massacre.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) going to school
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) I did some around the house.
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: The Holy Empire of Britannia Mother: The Holy Empire of Britannia
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Please see my answer to #10.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? When I tried to make a cake for Cornelia's 18th birthday, and I accidentally smashed it while carrying it out of the kitchen.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? laughter
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None.
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II
22b. World War I
22c. Any other time, including present service
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
24. Are you a Communist? Are you?
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't know. But I've been told I'm dead back home, so I don't think this is.
no subject
For Head of Household:
1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): li Britannia, Euphemia
5. Species (underline applicable):
6. Sex (underline applicable):
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? The Holy Empire of Britannia
9. What is your deepest secret? I don't really have any.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No, but seeing as Britannia's base is in what was once called America, I do believe I count.
11. What are you most ashamed about? That I might really have been responsibly for the SAZ massacre.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) going to school
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) I did some around the house.
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Please see my answer to #10.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? When I tried to make a cake for Cornelia's 18th birthday, and I accidentally smashed it while carrying it out of the kitchen.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? laughter
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None.
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
24. Are you a Communist? Are you?
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't know. But I've been told I'm dead back home, so I don't think this is.