wweh: (hey sollux)
eridan ampora ([personal profile] wweh) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_ooc 2012-03-27 08:46 am (UTC)

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): ampora eridan
· What is the name of the head of household? al jones
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: al jones
- His wife: ana romanovv
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
alex romanovv
eridan ampora

- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:fuckin hate any a the loww blood colors especially yelloww


5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)wwhy wwould you evven put this one on here wwizards are so fuckin fake
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)troll


6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M)
Female (F)


7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)hey i havve a matesprit

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?alternia

9. What is your deepest secret? i knoww better than anyone that magics not fuckin fake an i really hate most a you humans though thats not much a secret

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)wwhat no

11. What are you most ashamed about?makin fef cry fuck i didnt evven knoww i wwas doin anythin wwrong

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)wwhat the fuck i wwas wworkin at the movviehivve do you knoww howw fuckin annoyin sol is to wwork wwith. an also i wwas at the schoolhivve

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)fuck i already said i wwas from alternia wwhy do you keep havvin me answwer this stupid shit
Father:my lusus wwas a strong seahorse
Mother:i dont evven have a mother lusus an besides us trolls only havve one fuckin guardian howw dumb are you really


18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):OBVVIOUSLY you wwere the ones wwho wwere bringin me here an im pretty sure it wwas because it wwas lackin highblooded sophistication

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?probably gettin killed by kan

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War IIn

22b. World War In

22c. Any other time, including present service
i pretended i wwas an orphaner thats like part a the alternian navvy

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):hey fuck you i havve SO MUCH fuckin patriotism i havve so much pride in my fuckin blood proud to be a troll

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?wwhat the fuck is a communist

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)my matesprit is like the fuckin authority on dream bubbles an besides im feelin vvery much alivve

Thank you for filling out the census!

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