1. House address: 2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? 3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Araragi Tsukihi.
· What is the name of the head of household? I think that'd be Mr. Freeze! · What are the names of all other persons who live here? · List in this order: - The head: Mr. Freeze! - His wife: Hm, I think it was Bree something? - Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Just me. - Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A - Your least favorite color: I don't have a least favorite. There's always a way to make any sort of color fashionable!
5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H) Animal (A) Communist (☭) Wizard (W) Catgirl (CG) God/Goddess (G) Other (please specify) Well, I'm mostly human but partly a phoenix too in a way. It's a long story.
6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M) Female (F)
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never married, duh.
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan
9. What is your deepest secret? I'm not the real Tsukihi Araragi.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Probably not.
11. What are you most ashamed about? I've deceived my entire family for my whole life.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot.
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Nope.
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) Still nope.
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) Noooo.
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) I don't really approve of such blatant sexism, but if answering Female means I don't have to bother with outdoor activities, then I'll go with that.
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: Japan Mother: Japan
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You're the ones who brought me here, so you tell me.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? There are a lot of things I don't want to remember when it comes to Onii-chan...
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter of course!
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Hmm, I don't think I've ever gotten any of those.
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II
22b. World War I
22c. Any other time, including present service
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
24. Are you a Communist? Are you?
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Maybe there is, maybe there isn't. Sure it's called afterlife, but what would you even do there if it's after living? It seems more like an imposter of true living to me.
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1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Araragi Tsukihi.
5. Species (underline applicable):
6. Sex (underline applicable):
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never married, duh.
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan
9. What is your deepest secret? I'm not the real Tsukihi Araragi.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Probably not.
11. What are you most ashamed about? I've deceived my entire family for my whole life.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot.
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Nope.
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) Still nope.
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) Noooo.
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) I don't really approve of such blatant sexism, but if answering Female means I don't have to bother with outdoor activities, then I'll go with that.
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You're the ones who brought me here, so you tell me.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? There are a lot of things I don't want to remember when it comes to Onii-chan...
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter of course!
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Hmm, I don't think I've ever gotten any of those.
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
24. Are you a Communist? Are you?
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Maybe there is, maybe there isn't. Sure it's called afterlife, but what would you even do there if it's after living? It seems more like an imposter of true living to me.