1. House address: 919 Bilko Blvd. 2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?no 3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?no
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Goodman, Keith
· What is the name of the head of household?Goodman, Keith · What are the names of all other persons who live here? · List in this order: - The head:Goodman, Keith - His wife:Aife - Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):Trucy - Married sons and daughters and their families: - Your least favorite color:
I like all of them without bias!
5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H) Animal (A) Communist (☭) Wizard (W) Catgirl (CG) God/Goddess (G) Other (please specify)
6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M) Female (F)
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) I have never been married. 8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? United States. 9. What is your deepest secret?
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) I don't know. I'm sorry, again, very sorry. 11. What are you most ashamed about? I wasn't able to buy more than one puppy at the pet shop when I bought John. I wanted to buy them all, I really did! I hope they all have good homes. For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Something else.
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No.
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) Yes! There are always things to do. 15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)Yes I do! I am a hero for Hero TV in law enforcement.
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) I am willing to help the town in any way that I can!
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: United States Mother:
United States
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Disappointing my fans. 20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? They are both equally important! 21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War IIn
22b. World War In
22c. Any other time, including present service
n
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I don't recall those wars.
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't remember dying at all!
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1. House address: 919 Bilko Blvd.
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?no
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?no
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Goodman, Keith
I like all of them without bias!
5. Species (underline applicable):
6. Sex (underline applicable):
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)
I have never been married.
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?
United States.
9. What is your deepest secret?
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)
I don't know. I'm sorry, again, very sorry.
11. What are you most ashamed about?
I wasn't able to buy more than one puppy at the pet shop when I bought John. I wanted to buy them all, I really did! I hope they all have good homes.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Something else.
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
No.
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
Yes! There are always things to do.
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)Yes I do! I am
a hero for Hero TVin law enforcement.16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
I am willing to help the town in any way that I can!
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
United States
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):
19. What is your most embarrassing memory?
Disappointing my fans.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?
They are both equally important!
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
n
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I don't recall those wars.
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)
I don't remember dying at all!