1. House address: 1449 Mitchell Road 2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No 3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Gumshoe, Dick
· What is the name of the head of household? Dick Gumshoe · What are the names of all other persons who live here? · List in this order: - The head: Dick Gumshoe - His wife: I don't know the drone's name, I just call her 'darling' so as not to worry her. At least she doesn't look like Miss von Karma anymore. - Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Rita, Nagihiko - Married sons and daughters and their families: None - Your least favorite color: Either blood red or defender blue
5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H) Animal (A) Communist (?) Wizard (W) Catgirl (CG) God/Goddess (G) Other (please specify)
6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M) Female (F)
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never married. Unless you count the drone, but then you wouldn't really be asking this if you did, huh?
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? California
9. What is your deepest secret? Sometimes, I worry that I'm just not cut out to be a detective, and everyone would just be happier if I quit.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)
11. What are you most ashamed about? That I've let my friends down in the past.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: US Mother: US
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Um, do you mean recently? Because there was that time Missile ran off with my pants while I was doing laundry because it smelled of hot dogs just the other day...
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Aren't they both important?
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C ...Wait, Communism isn't a disease!
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II No
22b. World War I No
22c. Any other time, including present service No
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Well, I wasn't alive for those World Wars for one thing, and I've been busy working on the police force to actually volunteer.
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Well, I know this person who talked about spirit channeling before and I'm pretty sure if I was dead and in the afterlife, they'd at least check on me to see how I was doing. Least that's what I'd do if I could talk to spirits, you know? But that hasn't happened yet, so I don't think this is the afterlife.
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1. House address: 1449 Mitchell Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Gumshoe, Dick
5. Species (underline applicable):
6. Sex (underline applicable):
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never married. Unless you count the drone, but then you wouldn't really be asking this if you did, huh?
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? California
9. What is your deepest secret? Sometimes, I worry that I'm just not cut out to be a detective, and everyone would just be happier if I quit.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)11. What are you most ashamed about? That I've let my friends down in the past.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Um, do you mean recently? Because there was that time Missile ran off with my pants while I was doing laundry because it smelled of hot dogs just the other day...
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Aren't they both important?
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C ...Wait, Communism isn't a disease!
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Well, I wasn't alive for those World Wars for one thing, and I've been busy working on the police force to actually volunteer.
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Well, I know this person who talked about spirit channeling before and I'm pretty sure if I was dead and in the afterlife, they'd at least check on me to see how I was doing. Least that's what I'd do if I could talk to spirits, you know? But that hasn't happened yet, so I don't think this is the afterlife.