1. House address: 5721 Cunningham Lane 2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No 3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Groot. I refuse to acknowledge the ridiculous name this town imposes upon me.
· What is the name of the head of household? I assume you mean me, Groot. · What are the names of all other persons who live here? · List in this order: - The head: Groot - His wife: this town has assigned someone named Courtney as my 'wife' - Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): none - Married sons and daughters and their families: none - Your least favorite color: Sometimes ultraviolet is annoying, but it seems I don't have to deal with it in this human form.
5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H) Animal (A) Communist (?) Wizard (W) Catgirl (CG) God/Goddess (G) Other (please specify) Flora Colossi
6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M) Female (F)
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Planet X
9. What is your deepest secret? I am not the head royal of Planet X.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Unless you did the paperwork for me when you kidnap me here, I'd have to say no.
11. What are you most ashamed about? That despite my strength or intelligence, I was unable to save my friends.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: Planet X Mother: Planet X Flora Colossi don't reproduce in mammalian fashion, but someone had to provide the pollen and another the flowers, both of which originated from my home planet.
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Probably the same justification you use to keep us here.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? While a sprig needing water, I let a raccoon get away with spitting on me.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine, obviously.
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) I had a mild case of rust fungus when I was younger, but some medicine cleared it up as it usually does.
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II N
22b. World War I N
22c. Any other time, including present service N
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): You mean other than the fact that I'm not from America, that I was never on planet earth until the year you call 1960, or that I have been busy trying to prevent an intergalactic war tearing apart the entire universe?
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) If you're suggesting that this is some sort of hellish punishment for my sins, then I may agree that this is it. Otherwise, the concept of an afterlife for my species is tend not to come up as we are able to regenerate our entire selves, memories and all, from a sprig, and thus making us able to live almost indefinitely.
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1. House address: 5721 Cunningham Lane
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No
For All Persons:
4. Name (last name first): Groot. I refuse to acknowledge the ridiculous name this town imposes upon me.
5. Species (underline applicable):
6. Sex (underline applicable):
7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Planet X
9. What is your deepest secret? I am not the head royal of Planet X.
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Unless you did the paperwork for me when you kidnap me here, I'd have to say no.
11. What are you most ashamed about? That despite my strength or intelligence, I was unable to save my friends.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:
12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk
13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
For All Persons:
17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Probably the same justification you use to keep us here.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory? While a sprig needing water, I let a raccoon get away with spitting on me.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine, obviously.
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) I had a mild case of rust fungus when I was younger, but some medicine cleared it up as it usually does.
For All Males in the Household:
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): You mean other than the fact that I'm not from America, that I was never on planet earth until the year you call 1960, or that I have been busy trying to prevent an intergalactic war tearing apart the entire universe?
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No
For All Persons:
25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) If you're suggesting that this is some sort of hellish punishment for my sins, then I may agree that this is it. Otherwise, the concept of an afterlife for my species is tend not to come up as we are able to regenerate our entire selves, memories and all, from a sprig, and thus making us able to live almost indefinitely.