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Natalie Waters ([personal profile] spitefulvitae) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_ooc 2012-03-31 05:06 am (UTC)

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 2240 Stevens Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Waters, Natalie
· What is the name of the head of household? Natalie Waters (I refuse to declare that that stupid drone husband is in charge of anything)
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Natalie Waters
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Lili Zanatto
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Pastel pink


5. Species (underline applicable):
Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Vampire


6. Sex (underline applicable):
Male (M)
Female (F)


7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Canada

9. What is your deepest secret? The true location of my haven.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Failing to save father when that Lancea Sanctum asshole ordered a blood hunt on him.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) Yes

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)


For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father: Canada
Mother: Canada


18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You stupid idiots are the ones that brought me here in the first place. If you think I don't deserve to be here, I would be more than happy to leave.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Having gotten myself kidnapped by the Brood. I shouldn't have left myself so vulnerable to allow it to happen.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) M, C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service


23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?


For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) As a vampire, I likely exist outside of the standard cycle of birth and death, and thus have no business wandering around in any afterlife. Therefore, I shouldn't even be here.

Thank you for filling out the census!

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