Only the Sith believe in being fashionably late.

[chosen_to_fall]

This is Beck, bringing in everyone's favorite iconic Dark Lord, Darth Vader. Because having one guy with dead!wife issues wasn't enough, clearly.

He'll be arriving four weeks out from Revenge of the Sith, so he's still trying to shake off the remnants of Anakin and come into his own fully as Vader. Let's see if we can make it more difficult for him! C: C: C: C:

He'll be taking up residence in 3474 Erwin Road with a house full of drones, how quaint. C: They're going to take part in a reenactment of Vader's attack on the Temple with the 501st, let's just be real honest here.

As always, I'm reachable via PM, his contact/HMD page (which will be going up tonight) and via Plurk at BackAgain!

Comments

[thegoddamnhedgehog]

I've got a bad feeling about this...

[chosen_to_fall]

You'll have more than a feeling once he arrives. C:

[thegoddamnhedgehog]

I got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

For Anakin, that is. Murdering everyone and all.

[chosen_to_fall]

Murdering everyone is so a valid pastime hdu.

[thegoddamnhedgehog]

Sometimes. Not all the time.

[chosen_to_fall]

I don't begrudge you for your hobbies.

[donttellmetheodds]

yes

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[chosen_to_fall]

hay gurl hay

cut your beard, hippie

[donttellmetheodds]

the wife likes the face hair

thank you

much more than your wife can say about you derp derp

[nodifferentfate]

... Oh hey, didn't see you there.

[chosen_to_fall]

I know, I'm so easy to overlook.

[nodifferentfate]

You won't Force Choke me for making that mistake, will you? ;_;

[chosen_to_fall]

No. ;_; No, I've lost you once already.

[shoulda_toined]

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[chosen_to_fall]

[mediations]

FUCK.

STOP FOLLOWING ME YOU BASTARD.

YAAAAAYYYY!!!

I LOVE YOU!

[chosen_to_fall]

RUDE.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOU BACKSTABBING JERKFACE.

EEHEEHEE!

[hearts hearts hearts]

[mediations]

I WAS HERE FIRST, K?

OH, AND BTW, Y U NO DEAD?

Bro, your kids are awesome, just so you know. Best rugrats you'll ever meet.

[chosen_to_fall]

OH GOOD GRIEF THIS WHOLE PLACE IS TAINTED WITH OLD MAN JEDI SMELL.

BECAUSE I'M A BALLER.

..."Kids"? ;_;

[mediations]

SHUT UP.

Didn't Palpatine mention...

[virtualdiva]

...that's it, I am rereading The Dresden Files, if only so I can troll Anakin and the rest of the Star Wars cast with Harry Dresden.

also pffff yesssss

[chosen_to_fall]

Ahhhh I'd love to see Harry in Mayfield! He would be so excellent here!

[hasagoldsuit]

He would, but for now, I will be content to sit back and watch the train wreck with Vader.

[walking_nuke]

This started playing in my head the second I saw that GIF.

[redwhiteandhero]

Golly gosh, we've got a Vader and here America is not knowing Star Wars yet.

[chosen_to_fall]

This is a travesty!

[redwhiteandhero]

I know, right?

[kettchmeifyoucan]

Wes will just be over here, in the Sane People Corner. Rattling off every curse word he can think of.

[hatefulcircuits]

EEEEEEEE VADER EEEEEEE

O hai neighbor! You just so happen to live next door to AM, that psychopathic AI from I Have no Mouth and I Must Scream. Clearly, these two must go around town and have a good ol' neighborly rampage ;D

[last_ofthe_jedi]

[chosen_to_fall]

Gen I adore you. <3