+ 1 Belligerent Drunk

[killarevolution]

GOOD MORNING, MAYFIELD.

Or good night, but if I say goodnight, you might go to bed. And you can't do that until I've received my quota of greetings and salutations. BOW DOWN, PEONS.

No, I'm kidding.

...Or am I?

No, I really am kidding. Please don't actually bow. ...Or throw rocks at me.

ANYWAY. My name is Chris and I'm bringing in a character from that famous phenomena about KIDS WHO MURDER OTHER KIDS FOR FUN AND PROFIT.

...No... Not Battle Royale. The other one. The American one.

Yes, The Hunger Games. This particular character is what happens after you win the Games- you become an angry drunk who tries to help other kids NOT DIE. Isn't glory WONDERFUL? Anyway, short version? This is Haymitch Abernathy. He is angry. He is drunk. And he wants to be YOUR father/husbando. PEOPLE OF 766 BUNKER DRIVE.... Enjoy living on the most appropriate street ever, 'cause Archie Bunker got nothin' on this dude.

And no, he's not PB-ed by Woody Harrelson like he is in the movie. Because Woody's blonde wig scares me. Sorry. ._.

Anyway. You can find me at quasigina on plurk, which is the easiest way to get me for whatever reason. I'm chill about adding people, so hit me up, my homeslices.

LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING WITH YOU ALL. :D

Comments

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HAYMITCH ;_____; COME RESCUE FINNICK FROM THE DEVIL WOMAN

[killarevolution]

STOP BEING A GIRL, FINNICK. JUST STAB HER WITH A TRIDENT AND RUN AWAY.

[killarevolution]

....OH MY GOD, RANDOM ICON. WHAT THE FUCK.

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glfjsglskfd YOU ARE SENDING MIXED SIGNALS WITH THAT ICON o_o

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also he doesn't have a trident. would ... a fondue fork work ... 8(

[mightyfineprint]

CHRIS

CHRIS

CHRIS





COME HERE AND LET ME SMOOCH YOUR FACE

[killarevolution]

LYN. LYN.

I'M HERE, LYN.

IT'S FULL OF STARS. /SMOOCHES

[mightyfineprint]

I'M SO HAPPY

YOU HAVE NO IDEA

AND I HAVE NO SMOOCHING ICONS BUT YOU GET SNUGGLES

[mightyfineprint]

WAIT NO

FUCK YOU KEYWORDS

[killarevolution]

CURSE YOU PHANTOM OF THE OPERA LYRICS.

ALWAYS CONFUSING PEOPLE.

Also, I have smooching icons. wtf is that.

[mightyfineprint]

STUPID SIMILAR LYRICS

you never know when you need smooching icons

[accessories]

dean and haymitch can fight over hoarding all the alcohol in this town







please tell me there is alcohol in this town

[killarevolution]

THERE'S A BAR.

THERE BETTER BE.

[accessories]

otherwise they can team up and brew their own in a basement

[tofightfor]

Oh yay angry drunks! My fav-or-ites!

Howdy, howdy~

I'm Quest and I write Fang here. You're welcome to hit me up on AIM or Plurk (at the same user name) QuestionsWithout.

Look forward to seeing you around!

[killarevolution]

Mmm Fang. I have actually not gotten to her in my INCREDIBLY SLOW playthrough of Final Fantasy: SOME RANDOM NUMBER. But I hear good things about her badass life. :D

Thanksee. <333

[tofightfor]

13 IT'S 13. *sobs*

Most people seem to enjoy her! :D

You're welcome~

[mal_addict]

Chrisssss. I share a game with you again, this is the best day.

[killarevolution]

SCREAMS TF. COME TO MY BOSOM. /HOLDS

[mal_addict]

/CLINGS TO FOREVERRRRRRR. I MISSED YOOOOUUU.

And Haymitch ;; I picked him up in Para, but alas, stuck with the blonde wig, which is really creepy.

[killarevolution]

WOODY HARRELSON, YOU HAVE NATURALLY DARK HAIR. WHY. But no, I do not blame you. IT'S REALLY HARD FINDING PB'S FOR HIM. That aren't, like, RDJ or JDM, who I refuse to use, because lol no. Josh Brolin was a complete accident.

And hnnngh. I've seen your Haymitch. You forever make me envious of how well you rock book characters. ;_;

[mal_addict]

God I hear you, there are none anywhere. And Woody, why DIDN'T you use your natural hair colour when it was THE CHARACTER'S NATURAL HAIR COLOUR.

Lieeesss you are amazing at him, I've seen your threads <333

[kinship]

CHRIS!

I SHARE A GAME WITH YOU AGAIN! (It's Ena, I played Aziraphale from Paradisa)! Ahhh so happy to see you here.

[killarevolution]

ENNNNNNA! /LEAPS ON