Haymitch Abernathy (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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mayfield_ooc2012-04-11 09:57 pm
killarevolution) wrote in mayfield_ooc2012-04-11 09:57 pm
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GOOD MORNING, MAYFIELD.
Or good night, but if I say goodnight, you might go to bed. And you can't do that until I've received my quota of greetings and salutations. BOW DOWN, PEONS.
No, I'm kidding.
...Or am I?
No, I really am kidding. Please don't actually bow. ...Or throw rocks at me.
ANYWAY. My name is Chris and I'm bringing in a character from that famous phenomena about KIDS WHO MURDER OTHER KIDS FOR FUN AND PROFIT.
...No... Not Battle Royale. The other one. The American one.
Yes, The Hunger Games. This particular character is what happens after you win the Games- you become an angry drunk who tries to help other kids NOT DIE. Isn't glory WONDERFUL? Anyway, short version? This is Haymitch Abernathy. He is angry. He is drunk. And he wants to be YOUR father/husbando. PEOPLE OF 766 BUNKER DRIVE.... Enjoy living on the most appropriate street ever, 'cause Archie Bunker got nothin' on this dude.
And no, he's not PB-ed by Woody Harrelson like he is in the movie. Because Woody's blonde wig scares me. Sorry. ._.
Anyway. You can find me at![[plurk.com profile]](https://plurk.com/favicon.ico)
quasigina on plurk, which is the easiest way to get me for whatever reason. I'm chill about adding people, so hit me up, my homeslices.
LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING WITH YOU ALL. :D
Or good night, but if I say goodnight, you might go to bed. And you can't do that until I've received my quota of greetings and salutations. BOW DOWN, PEONS.
No, I'm kidding.
...Or am I?
No, I really am kidding. Please don't actually bow. ...Or throw rocks at me.
ANYWAY. My name is Chris and I'm bringing in a character from that famous phenomena about KIDS WHO MURDER OTHER KIDS FOR FUN AND PROFIT.
...No... Not Battle Royale. The other one. The American one.
Yes, The Hunger Games. This particular character is what happens after you win the Games- you become an angry drunk who tries to help other kids NOT DIE. Isn't glory WONDERFUL? Anyway, short version? This is Haymitch Abernathy. He is angry. He is drunk. And he wants to be YOUR father/husbando. PEOPLE OF 766 BUNKER DRIVE.... Enjoy living on the most appropriate street ever, 'cause Archie Bunker got nothin' on this dude.
And no, he's not PB-ed by Woody Harrelson like he is in the movie. Because Woody's blonde wig scares me. Sorry. ._.
Anyway. You can find me at
LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING WITH YOU ALL. :D
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