mayfield_ooc | event: return of the census

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event: return of the census

[It's that time again, Mayfield! Early in the morning, the Postman will make his usual rounds. But today, he'll be dropping off some extra special letters...letters that some of you may find quite familiar. In every mailbox are a bundle of census forms, one for each non-drone person (and pet) in the household.

The census appears to be an ordinary form, although the last number of the date is smudged beyond recognition on every form, and there are some odd questions. Upon seeing one of the forms, your character will feel compelled to fill one out and to be absolutely truthful. If your character cannot read or write, their form will be automatically filled out for them. As soon as they are filled out, the forms disappear.]

Mayfield Census 195X

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?

9. What is your deepest secret?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father:
Mother:

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):
<blockquote>· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:</blockquote>

5. Species (underline applicable):
<blockquote>Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)</blockquote>

6. Sex (underline applicable):
<blockquote>Male (M)
Female (F)</blockquote>

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?

9. What is your deepest secret?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
<blockquote>Father:
Mother:</blockquote>

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
<blockquote>22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service</blockquote>

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

<center>Thank you for filling out the census!</center>

[Notes: Every character may fill this out, although filling it out is optional. If you wish, your character will feel compelled to fill it out. No character will be able to lie on the census. For characters not yet introed, it is all right to assume an additional form was dropped off for them upon arrival.

Filling out a census form will be required to participate in an upcoming event. However, there will also be a separate sign up post closer to event start, so you may fill one out even if you don't know if you will participate.

For any questions, please see the questions thread below. For a sample entry, see the sample mod entry below!]

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For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Middleford, Elizabeth.

· What is the name of the head of household? Axel.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Axel.
- His wife: The Handmaid.
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Elizabeth and a drone son.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: There aren't any that I'm aware of.
- Your least favorite color: Ohh, all colors are wonderful, but... I dislike wearing black. It's for only the saddest of occasions.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev. I am engaged, however.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? England, naturally.

9. What is your deepest secret? Until recently, it was my fencing skill. Now... I suppose it is my suspicions about Ciel's past.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Heavens, no!

11. What are you most ashamed about? Worrying that Ciel would no longer like me at all if he found out I could defend myself. It feels so very foolish now.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H and Ot.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No.

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No.

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) No. I hadn't considered working before, but... I believe I should! This is the modern era, after all! Mother would be scandalized to learn I haven't been doing my very best to adapt and learn while I am here.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father:My father, Alexis, is a proud Englishman. Mister Axel, on the other hand... I haven't the faintest idea!
Mother: My mother, Frances, was born and raised in England, as well. The Handmaid is a mystery to me, unfortunately.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Well, I suppose it must be my reaction after the dust settled after my battle on the Campania. I actually burst into tears in front of Ciel over something like that! I even offered to carry him on my back! Can you believe it? How unladylike of me. It's so horribly embarrassing, after the fact.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L!

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C, M

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) If this were Heaven, I truly am disapointed. There are hardly any angels anywhere! And where is God and Jesus? If this is Hell, I don't believe it's trying nearly hard enough to punish us. Besides, I haven't done anything to deserve Hell!

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 747 Beulah
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Hoshino, Ruri

· What is the name of the head of household? Hanamura, Yosuke
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Hanamura, Yosuke
- His wife: Hoshino, Ruri
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Teddy, Rin
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

Green

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) As far as Mayfield is concerned Married

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? The Netherlands

9. What is your deepest secret? I probably can't function without Omoikane in any sort of useful manner.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? The stupidity of humanity in general.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Peaceland
Mother:

United Kingdom

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Can a country really turn away intelligent people living in it?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Eating bad ramen at the beach

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1849 Kramden Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Carter, Michael

· What is the name of the head of household? Carter, Michael
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Carter, Michael
- His wife: Mae
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Guess married? This place is weird.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? New Jersey

9. What is your deepest secret? If I could, I'd trade my life for Ted's.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? Being a screw up

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: USA
Mother:

USA

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Superman telling me I wasn't good enough for a cape.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Going to go with medicine here.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II Yes

22b. World War I Yes

22c. Any other time, including present service

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Some new fellow, he probably won't last
- His wife: Elizabeth
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: What is the color of despair?

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) I do not know what I am, merely that I server the master in the Velvet Room

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) The town would see me as married, but this is the maw of Erebus

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? I was born in a different state of consciousness

9. What is your deepest secret? I know not what I am, yet that is not a secret. Perhaps it is that I know not how to keep such things as secrets.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) I am not even sure I am natural.

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I may not have the power to best Erebus.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: While I have brothers and sisters, I do not know if I have a father.
Mother: As is the same with a mother, though perhaps I do, it is lost to me.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I am where my contract stipulates, for the only reason I am out of the master's domain is my contract.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Knowing when I had to return to the room, so that I not loose sight of my duties.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter, as it is brought about by joy.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 2242 Stevens Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Pilgrim, Scott

· What is the name of the head of household? Pilgrim, Scott
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Pilgrim, Scott
- His wife: Drone
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Rin Natsuki, Einhard Stratos, Nozomi Yumehara
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

White

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H) <~ This one
Animal (A)<~ In the sack
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)<~ Pinball
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G) <~ Of Rock, and gaming
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)<~ Male
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Canada

9. What is your deepest secret? That I have no secrets

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Naturalized?

11. What are you most ashamed about? Myself

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Some thing else

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) Yes, I was droned, so I have no real grip on what I was doing?

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Canada
Mother:

Canada

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I'm a fucking hero. I'm here to save these people. At least, that's what I believe.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? The time I sat in an ice cream sandwich in the fourth grade.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) M, C, and H (H stands for Hipsters, the greatest and worst disease)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II No

22b. World War I No

22c. Any other time, including present service

No

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I'm not American, and no one fucks with Canada.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There is. I've been there. There's just a cactus and a wide desert. Believe me here. I've seen it twice now.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Daniel Cain
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Cain, Daniel
- His wife: Hawke, Marian
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): I still haven't gotten around to asking the drones their names. How rude of me!
- Married sons and daughters and their families: --
- Your least favorite color: Hmm. Green, if I must pick one.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Ferelden

9. What is your deepest secret? Sometimes I prefer this place to Kirkwall.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) I suppose not.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Being unable to protect my family.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Ferelden
Mother: The Free Marches

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You tell me! You're the ones who brought me here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Once, I walked in on Carver and Peaches... ooh, I shudder simply to remember it.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I suppose there is... And I don't recall dying before my arrival here, so I am fairly certain this is not it.

Thank you for filling out the census!

• What is the name of the head of household? Magnus Bane
• What are the names of all other persons who live here? Zidane, Crowe, Twilight, Drone
• List in this order:
- The head: Magnus
- His wife: Drone
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Crowe
- Married sons and daughters and their families: I'm not sure if Dagger wants us to count that incident in Conde Petie as her and me getting 'married'.
- Your least favorite color:

Red I guess?

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

Genome

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)

Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) See Secton 4

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? The world of Terra.

9. What is your deepest secret? There is no girl I love more than I love Dagger. It’s not that she’s beautiful but she’s also one hell of an amazing lady. For most of my life, I’ve desired a home – somewhere I belong, and now, well, I think I’ve found one....with her.

I’m still figuring out how to tell her this, though. I mean, she’s queen now and, well, I’m a bandit. How the heck am I gonna get over that hurdle?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about?When I went to Treno while Dagger was busy becoming queen. I should have been there to help her out.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Don’t have any parents.
Mother:

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I thought you guys would know, since you were the clowns who brought me here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? That time when Baku got drunk and told the whole bar that some guy confused me for an actual chick when Ruby was sick and I had to replace her as the female lead. The guy sent me flowers. I thought I was gonna die from the humiliation.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N): N

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service

N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Is this a bad joke question? I only came here over a month ago!

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? What the heck is that?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) If there is an afterlife, it would be pretty boring if it was this one.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-27 08:52 (UTC)

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 850 Goldberg
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? I don't know.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Chell

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Germany
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

I'm indifferent. ~~Very bright colors are rough on the eyes.~~

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Unknown. Possibly Ohio or Michigan.

9. What is your deepest secret? I don't remember anything about my life before the facility.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? Not figuring out some tests sooner.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Unknown
Mother: Unknown

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I would rather be at home, but I will live here for as long as necessary. I have every right to live as anyone else does.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Not figuring out certain tests sooner.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? (M)

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Unknown, currently none of the above.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't know if there is one or not, I'll find out when I die. I was alive before I got here.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Lloyd Asplund
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Llyod Asplund
- His wife: Cornelia li Britannia
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Myself and two drones
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Black or grey

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? The Holy Empire of Britannia

9. What is your deepest secret? I don't really have any.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No, but seeing as Britannia's base is in what was once called America, I do believe I count.

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I might really have been responsibly for the SAZ massacre.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) going to school

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) I did some around the house.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: The Holy Empire of Britannia
Mother: The Holy Empire of Britannia

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Please see my answer to #10.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? When I tried to make a cake for Cornelia's 18th birthday, and I accidentally smashed it while carrying it out of the kitchen.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? laughter

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't know. But I've been told I'm dead back home, so I don't think this is.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Johan Liebert
- His wife: Gross! I'm his sister. We're related!
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): None, but there's a talking pony who lives here.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None.
- Your least favorite color: Red

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) NEV

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Czechoslovakia

9. What is your deepest secret? I was born because of a covert government experiment to create the perfect child, a super soldier for the Aryan race.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Not forgiving my brother when I should have, the night he killed the Lieberts. If I had done that, so many deaths could have been prevented.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) I don't remember being here last week, but someone just called and said I work at the hospital. I don't understand. I'm not a nurse. I don't know what's going on.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Czechoslovakia
Mother: Czechoslovakia

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Are you serious?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I'm not sure. I don't dwell on things like that. I guess being so late to class used to be a little embarrassing sometimes, but to be honest, once it started to happen a lot, I got used to it.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine. But laughter is important, too.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I'm not dead. I can't be. I'm not sure I believe in an afterlife, anyway. But if there is one, this can't be it.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 2237 STevens
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? no
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?
no
For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):

· What is the name of the head of household? Garviel Loken, though Haruko might disagree
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Haruko, Yuna
· List in this order:
- The head: Garviel
- His wife: Haruko
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):Yuna
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color:

Green

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H) HUman
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)married

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Cthonia

9. What is your deepest secret? I do not hold with secrets.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Yes, and no.

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I failed the Warmaster.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Working

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father:
Mother:

Cthonia for both.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You brought me here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Being tricked by tarik into thinking my armor was repainted.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None of the above

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N): N

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service

N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I am a servant of the Imperium, not America.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? no

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I can't say.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Coxin, Nox
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Fran & Emmett
· List in this order:
- The head: Nox Coxin
- His wife: Olivier Armstrong
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Fran & Emmett (not sure of their ages, uhm, old enough to hold and fire a gun?)
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color:

Green

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)

Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Married according to this place, but never married back home.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? If by state you mean region, then Central.

9. What is your deepest secret? I love my brother.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) What do you mean by naturalized? If you mean born naturally, then yes.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Mustang rising to the rank of Colonel at a younger age than I did.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Working

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country) Amestris

Father: Phillipp Armstrong
Mother:Augustina Armstrong

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):19. What is your most embarrassing memory? When a fellow soldier caught me off guard with a kiss.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None, the Armstrong family holds up well against disease!

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

· What is the name of the head of household? Katzroy, Sazh
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Sazh Katzroy
- His wife: Bazett Fraga McRemitz
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): N/A
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color:

Magenta

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? North Ireland, United Kingdom

9. What is your deepest secret? I am lonely.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? The fact that I tend to go on berserk rampages when mind controlled.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) Yes

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) Female, I cannot find any jobs that match with my area of expertise and yet are available for my gender.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: North Ireland
Mother:

North Ireland

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I was kidnapped here against my will

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Almost killing Emiya.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) N/A

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I have no opinions about whether or not there is an afterlife. However, I know that this is not it since I still have a physical body.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 624 Topper St
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? House, not sure how many acres...

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Avaricious, Greed

· What is the name of the head of household? Greed
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Erica and Al
· List in this order:
- The head: Greed
- His wife: Erika
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Al
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color:

Red

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

Homunculus

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Married, I guess...

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? I wasn't born, I was created.

9. What is your deepest secret? I just want to have friends.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Don't know whatcha mean.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Being captured back home.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Everyone says I went to work, but I can't really remember much.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: He was created not born.
Mother:

Don't have one.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I was brought here, so I guess you should ask who ever did that what I'm here for.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Being surprised by and bested by my little brother.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Depends on the case, I do like some laughter though.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I wasn't here for 'em.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? Nope

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Not that I know of.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Stark, Tony
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Tony Stark
- His wife: Megurine Luka
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Black*Star
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color:Bright Yellow

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Weapon

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) I'm a bit young to be married.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? I'm in love with my partner.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? I'm a bit of a pervert.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) I volunteer at the hospital and go to sschool.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I go to school in Nevada, where I am training to help defeat souls who have turned evil.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Hitting on Black*Star during an event.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter can be medicine sometimes, so it counts as medicine, right?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Not that I remember.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I hope there is.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? Nope!

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Carlton Lassiter
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Carlton Lassiter
- His wife: Elsa Bloodstone
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Garnet til Alexandros XVII
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color: Bright red

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev (legally here, anyway)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Alexandria

9. What is your deepest secret? To outsiders, it may be that I'm not actually related to the royal line of Alexandria by blood. But for myself... it's that I feel indebted to Zidane, and everyone we met and traveled with, to the point where I hate that the things I do might not be enough to make me accept that it's enough.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Despite wanting so badly to save my mother, and taking so many risks to do it... in the end, I still wasn't strong enough. And even after she told me so sincerely that she felt Alexandria would be happier with me on the throne, it hardly took long before the kingdom was brought to ruin, and for a while, me with it. Still after that, everyone kept working so hard to do what they could, and I was so overwhelmed by my frailty that I really did become the liability I was so concerned about being before.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) ...Female? What? I am, but...

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Alexandria
Mother: Alexandria

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You know, I'd like to know the very same, myself...

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Actually, I think it may have been when Eiko asked me if I love Zidane. At the time, it was even more shocking to think about than the time Zidane did... that, climbing up the cargo ship in Dali.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Didn't it say all males in the house?

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I'm sure there must be. But certain people who should be here, if this were an afterlife, are not. So it must not be.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-27 05:50 (UTC)

· What is the name of the head of household? al jones
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: al jones
- His wife: ana romanovv
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
alex romanovv
eridan ampora
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:fuckin hate any a the loww blood colors especially yelloww

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)wwhy wwould you evven put this one on here wwizards are so fuckin fake
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)troll

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)hey i havve a matesprit

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?alternia

9. What is your deepest secret? i knoww better than anyone that magics not fuckin fake an i really hate most a you humans though thats not much a secret

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)wwhat no

11. What are you most ashamed about?makin fef cry fuck i didnt evven knoww i wwas doin anythin wwrong

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)wwhat the fuck i wwas wworkin at the movviehivve do you knoww howw fuckin annoyin sol is to wwork wwith. an also i wwas at the schoolhivve

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)fuck i already said i wwas from alternia wwhy do you keep havvin me answwer this stupid shit

Father:my lusus wwas a strong seahorse
Mother:i dont evven have a mother lusus an besides us trolls only havve one fuckin guardian howw dumb are you really

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):OBVVIOUSLY you wwere the ones wwho wwere bringin me here an im pretty sure it wwas because it wwas lackin highblooded sophistication

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?probably gettin killed by kan

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War IIn

22b. World War In

22c. Any other time, including present service

i pretended i wwas an orphaner thats like part a the alternian navvy

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):hey fuck you i havve SO MUCH fuckin patriotism i havve so much pride in my fuckin blood proud to be a troll

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?wwhat the fuck is a communist

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)my matesprit is like the fuckin authority on dream bubbles an besides im feelin vvery much alivve

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-27 08:51 (UTC)

· What is the name of the head of household? Klaus Wulfenbach
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Klaus Wulfenbach
- His wife: Lucrezia Mongfish
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Hiccup
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:Pink.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) I'm 9 years old!

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? I don't remember.

9. What is your deepest secret? I have a secret laboratory! That's pretty deep underground.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I will never be able to idiot-proof my laboratory. Dee Dee IS the better idiot.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: US
Mother:US

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Being forced to play dolls with my sister.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)
I had chicken pox once. And for your information, communism is not a disease.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II No

22b. World War INo

22c. Any other time, including present serviceI have saved the world from aliens, monsters, and natural disasters!

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): See above. Also I would like to inform you that I am only 9 years old. Furthermore, my favorite superhero is Major Glory. How could that be anything but patriotic?!

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? Politics are not my thing.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) This is something that cannot be proven by any scientific means. Besides, I have not met any of the great scientific minds of the past yet!

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: v 1447 Mitchell Rd.
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? Whatever.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Nederland

· What is the name of the head of household? Nederlanden
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Nederland
- His wife: Canada
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Hilda; Italië Romana
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

Spain's flag.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

Nation

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) ~~Married to Canada~~ It doesn't work that way.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?
Nederland
9. What is your deepest secret?
I wish zustertje and broertje would move back in. Mayfield makes me wish I were a human instead of a nation sometimes.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) For me, it doesn't work that way.

11. What are you most ashamed about?
All the fighting. Even when I had to.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Working.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
N/A
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
N/A

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I don't know
Mother:

I don't know

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I can't get out.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?
Losing is embarassing.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?
This question is wasting my time.
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N): N.

22a. World War IIN.

22b. World War IN.

22c. Any other time, including present service

N.

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I'm not America.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)
Because Spain is here. He should be in hell.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: N/A
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? N/A
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? N/A

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Okumura Rin

· What is the name of the head of household? Theo Crawford
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Yukio, Apple Jack, Kuro, Tuxedo Cat, Bird 1, Bird 2.
· List in this order:
- The head: Theo
- His wife: Kira. She's droned now.
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Me and Yukio.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: Nobody.
- Your least favorite color:Puce. It looks like puke.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Other (please specify) Exorcist!

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan.

9. What is your deepest secret? None of your business.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No. Have no reason to be.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Things I've said.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk and H. Don't you have camera's stuck everywhere anyways?

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Working at the cafe.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) N/A

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) N/A

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) N/A

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan. (~~and hell~~)
Mother: Japan I think.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):
I don't want to be here. You assholes took me from my home and stuck me in some random house. So if you want me gone then fuckin' get on with it. Just don't leave Yukio stuck here if I'm sent back.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? A few broken bones might be involved... not mine though.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Can I be afflicted with bull shit detector illness? Because if so. This.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
I'm sixteen. Suck it. Plus I lived in Japan before getting brought here!

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? What do you think?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)
This is dumb. It's like sunday school all over again. I'm not answering this.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 724 Anderson Lane.
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Condescension, )(er Imperious

· What is the name of the head of household? See above.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: )(er Imperious Condescension
- ~~His wife:~~
- ~~Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):~~
- ~~Married sons and daughters and their families:~~
- Your least favorite color: Red

To w)(ic)( I must inquire...w)(at sort of underdeveloped excuse for a species would list a male as t)(e )(ead of anyt)(ing?

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify): Alternian Troll

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? T)(e brooding caverns of Alternia.

9. What is your deepest secret? I )(ave a very open policy w)(en it comes to my reac)( of rule. T)(ere are t)(e rare occasions t)(at I pine to return to Alternia during my travels, I suppose. I fear t)(e time it would take to return would put too muc)( strain on my dear )(elmsman to entertain t)(e t)(oug)(t of it for long.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? T)(at would imply I )(ad s)(ame to begin wit)(.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No.

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No.

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) I don't need an explanation. I'm an Empress.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father:
Mother:

T)(is is a ridiculous question to ask a troll. I suggest writing anot)(er survey if you're interested in t)(is sort of information.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Last I recall, you invited me )(ere. W)(ic)( is to say you dragged me )(ere of your own free will and against my own. Now, if I )(ad arrived of my own accord, t)(en per)(aps we would be discussing a better form for your met)(od of information retrieval.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? W)(en I was a girl, I remember rat)(er vividly of one particular time I swam a bit too close to t)(e surface and was plucked from t)(e ocean by a rat)(er large mimickbeast -- I imagine a tealblood's lusus looking for a proper meal. My own lusus is a bit clumsy in )(er own regard w)(en it comes to matters above t)(e water, so needless to say, my retrieval was not a seemless one.

I t)(ink I may still )(ave scars from its talons. I )(aven't looked recently.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None. You )(umans are baffling. )(ow is it t)(at you incur so many immunodeficiencies and still manage to survive?

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

Once more wit)( patriarc)(al ideals. I'm certain I could command and dictate better t)(an your entire nation combined.

I would be interested in witnessing your so-called "Armed Forces".

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? I've no idea w)(at you're asking me.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Of course t)(ere is, but no, t)(is isn't it. I would )(ave been informed. Its one of t)(ose perks you sustain w)(en )(aving your mind mentally welded to a creature of t)(e deep.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Wilhemina
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Crowley
· List in this order:
- The head: Wilhemina
- His wife: Crowley
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Me
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

Silver

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? China, maybe. Or japan.

9. What is your deepest secret? I'm in love with Yuji Sakai

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? My bust, when someone well endowed is around

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Other

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father:
Mother:

Don't know for either

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You brought me here, Mou!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I don't really have any

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Of course there is, and as for this place, it would be a lot nicer if it was my afterlife.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? I think that'd be Mr. Freeze!
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Mr. Freeze!
- His wife: Hm, I think it was Bree something?
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Just me.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color: I don't have a least favorite. There's always a way to make any sort of color fashionable!

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Well, I'm mostly human but partly a phoenix too in a way. It's a long story.

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never married, duh.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? I'm not the real Tsukihi Araragi.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Probably not.

11. What are you most ashamed about? I've deceived my entire family for my whole life.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Nope.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) Still nope.

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) Noooo.

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) I don't really approve of such blatant sexism, but if answering Female means I don't have to bother with outdoor activities, then I'll go with that.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You're the ones who brought me here, so you tell me.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? There are a lot of things I don't want to remember when it comes to Onii-chan...

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter of course!

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Hmm, I don't think I've ever gotten any of those.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Maybe there is, maybe there isn't. Sure it's called afterlife, but what would you even do there if it's after living? It seems more like an imposter of true living to me.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? ~~Not sure~~. Drone.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Mao Wilhelm
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife: (ooc: Fang doesn't get her name should go here, so it's left blank)
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Mao Wilhelm
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Dark olive green.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Gran Pulse

9. What is your deepest secret? Guess that'd be that sometimes I think I'm only good for destruction, even of those I love.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Pulling everyone into becoming l'Cie. I know Vanille blames herself but if I hadn't ever gotten it in my head to go to Anima's temple neither of us would have become one.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Gran Pulse
Mother: Gran Pulse

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Dunno why I gotta justify being here when I didn't come here on my own.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Beating up a kid who didn't deserve it cause I thought he upset Vanille.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1665 Nelson
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? Nah, I wish though.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Rainbow Dash

· What is the name of the head of household? Madame Foster
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Madame Foster
- His wife: Wally West
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Gash
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color:

Brown

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify): Pony

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never married

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Cloudsdale

9. What is your deepest secret? I've been thinking about someone in this town a lot lately. I don't like it.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Dunno what this means.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Not being able to protect Rarity when she needed my help.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Cloudsdale
Mother: Cloudsdale

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Didn't pick to be here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Kissing Shadow.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter! Medicine is nasty.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

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