mayfield_ooc | event: return of the census

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event: return of the census

[It's that time again, Mayfield! Early in the morning, the Postman will make his usual rounds. But today, he'll be dropping off some extra special letters...letters that some of you may find quite familiar. In every mailbox are a bundle of census forms, one for each non-drone person (and pet) in the household.

The census appears to be an ordinary form, although the last number of the date is smudged beyond recognition on every form, and there are some odd questions. Upon seeing one of the forms, your character will feel compelled to fill one out and to be absolutely truthful. If your character cannot read or write, their form will be automatically filled out for them. As soon as they are filled out, the forms disappear.]

Mayfield Census 195X

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?

9. What is your deepest secret?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father:
Mother:

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

Thank you for filling out the census!

Mayfield Census 195x

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):
<blockquote>· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:</blockquote>

5. Species (underline applicable):
<blockquote>Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)</blockquote>

6. Sex (underline applicable):
<blockquote>Male (M)
Female (F)</blockquote>

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?

9. What is your deepest secret?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
<blockquote>Father:
Mother:</blockquote>

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
<blockquote>22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service</blockquote>

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

<center>Thank you for filling out the census!</center>

[Notes: Every character may fill this out, although filling it out is optional. If you wish, your character will feel compelled to fill it out. No character will be able to lie on the census. For characters not yet introed, it is all right to assume an additional form was dropped off for them upon arrival.

Filling out a census form will be required to participate in an upcoming event. However, there will also be a separate sign up post closer to event start, so you may fill one out even if you don't know if you will participate.

For any questions, please see the questions thread below. For a sample entry, see the sample mod entry below!]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Kiske, Sin

· What is the name of the head of household? --
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: --
- His wife: --
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Sin
- Married sons and daughters and their families: --
- Your least favorite color: Pink

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Gear

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? United Kingdom of Illyria

9. What is your deepest secret? I really want Ky to accept me as his son. And for Sol to be proud of me.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? I'm not strong enough to protect mother.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) --

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) --

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) --

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: France
Mother: Switzerland

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You forced me to come here!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I accidentally zapped my clothes into ashes in public once.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? ..M?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I'm not from A Country. Jerks.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? I still don't even know what that is...

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't like thinking about that kind of stuff.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1446 Mitchell Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Weatherwax, Esmerelda

· What is the name of the head of household? Esmerelda Weatherwax
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Esme Weatherwax
- His wife: Jervis Tetch
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Rise, Negi
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Pink

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Lancre

9. What is your deepest secret? I have plans for the event of every witch in Lancre going cackling.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? That business last week we ain't speaking of.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Lancre
Mother: Lancre

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Witches have the right to be wherever they decide to be.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? That business last week we ain't speaking of.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) M

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Of course there is. Death would have said something if this was it.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1334 Benny Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? no
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? Probably.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Zaraki, Kenpachi

· What is the name of the head of household? See above.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Kenpachi Zaraki
- His wife: Hayate
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Vita
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:Yellow

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Shinigami

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Soul Society, district 80 of Rukongai

9. What is your deepest secret? Don't have one.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Not being able to fight Aizen before getting stuck in Hueco Mundo.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

~~14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)~~

~~15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)~~

~~16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)~~
For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Don't know
Mother:Don't know

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): what justification do you have for being here, asking worthless questions? I don't want to be here, so kick me out. Or, instead of kicking me out, COME OUT OF YOUR HIDING PLACE AND FIGHT ME.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Don't have one.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? both

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Being in Mayfield.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N): N

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Because I'm not american. I don't want to be american.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No, but you probably are. What the hell is a communist anyway?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There is. I'm from there. It doesn't make people go through pointless nonsense.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Sutcliffe, Grell · What is the name of the head of household? Elmer Albatross (or something to that extent)
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Bloody Hell if I know.
· List in this order:
- The head: Me…oh, you meant Elmer.
- His wife: Myself...at times Elmer
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Some girl. Some boy. They aren't mine, so I really couldn't care.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color: Brown.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) A Goddess between the worlds of the living and DEAD.

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Not Applicable.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Not Applicable.

9. What is your deepest secret? I was born in the wrong body.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Not Applicable.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Not being the woman I wish to be.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Uknown.
Mother: Unknown and do not care.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You've got some nerve asking me to justify my right to be here. How about you lot justify abducting us first?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Being without makeup while acting as a butler.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) …let's go with Communism. Why not.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There is indeed an afterlife, although it is not as monotonous as this town.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Groot?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: I guess that would be Groot.
- His wife: Well, me, I guess but I'm not his wife.
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Just Molossia, and that drone kid.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color: Brown.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Human cyborg, technically.

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? NCR territory... California, maybe?

9. What is your deepest secret? That sometimes I wonder if I'm really doing the right thing...

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) N/A

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I was reasonable for the Divide being what

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: NCR territory? Part of what is left of the US anyway.
Mother: NCR territory?

~~18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):~~

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Almost got my ass handed to me by a bunch of old ladies with rolling pins once.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter is nice, but so is medicine.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? Might be, won't know until I get there. But do I think this place is the afterlife? Nah, because there's a bunch of annoying folks missing that would definitely be here.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-25 23:28 (UTC)

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 849 Goldberg
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):

Fujimiya, Ran· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Sakura, Naruto, Tsunade
· List in this order:
- The head: Myself
- His wife: Tsunade
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Sakura, Naruto
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color: I don't care.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) No.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? …I'm a murderer.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? The blood on my hands.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Shouldn't you know this answer?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I'm not sure.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Neither.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N): N

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I'm not suffering much, so this must not be a very good Hell.

Thank you for filling out the census!

23. Last I checked, Japanese nationals weren't allowed to serve in the American military.

· What is the name of the head of household? Cole Phelps
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Cole Phelps
- His wife: Dunno. Amanda or something?
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): If you wanna be technical about it: Morgiana and me.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color:

Can't remember

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (?)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) ~~foreveralone.jpg~~ Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? That I have lost most of the memories of my life at home, before I ever even arrived in Mayfield.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? How useless I have been in protecting people.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I don't know.
Mother: I can't remember.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I wasn't given a choice.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Lying to Index about my amnesia after learning of her feelings.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? I don't know anymore.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Uh, none. I hope I've been immunized.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I wasn't even BORN back then.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) This place might be like Hell sometimes, but don't get so full of yourselves. You'll have to do a lot worse to convince anyone this is where souls end up after they've passed on.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 505 Ricardo street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? no
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? no

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Gawain

· What is the name of the head of household? Gawain
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Gawain
- His wife: Saber (extra)
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
Hakuno Kishinami
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
none
- Your least favorite color:
Green

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?
England
9. What is your deepest secret?
I still dislike Lancealot
10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)
No
11. What are you most ashamed about?
Disobeying Leo when he said not to talk to Saber, or hating Lancealot for so long.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)
WK

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Scotland
Mother:England

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):
As a servant in the grail war I can be summon if my master wishes it, meaning place and time really hold no restrictions.
19. What is your most embarrassing memory?
Really can't say.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?
L
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II
n
22b. World War I
n
22c. Any other time, including present service
n

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
Well for starters I wasn't even around during those times, also I'm not from America.
24. Are you a Communist? Are you?
No, just a knight.
For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)
If I'm here then there's clearly some form of afterlife for those who died noble deaths.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? I think it's technically Stabdad, but Ciel does a lot more.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Spades Slick
- His wife: Ciel
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Mami Tomoe & Marisa Kirisame
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: white, I think

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H) though I'm descended from oni.
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? I try not to keep secrets. There's nothing here worth keeping a secret, anyways. I've got nothing to lose.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) no.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Going crazy when I did, and not being able to really protect Rika and the others, back home.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Going to school.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yeah.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): [This writing's a little frantic, almost odd-looking and not like something Mion would normally write.] COULD YOU SEND ME AND RIKA BACK HOME PLEASE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME I DON'T REALLY WANT TO BE HERE

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Getting beat at my own game by Kei-chan.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? laughter

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) You might want to make note of the Hinamizawa syndrome.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II I wasn't born yet.

22b. World War I This too!

22c. Any other time, including present service I protected Hinamizawa during the Damn Construction protest.

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? I don't think so, no. You guys seem a little paranoid, though.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) For all I know, this could be it. Last I checked, I'm dead.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-25 02:44 (UTC)

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1331 Benny Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Kamui, Gakupo

· What is the name of the head of household? Gakupo Kamui
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Hajime and Ashlin
· List in this order:
- The head: Gakupo
- His wife: Ashlin
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Hajime
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Orange

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Android

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Not Applicable

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? I…don't really have one.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Nothing.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: ...what mother?

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Because you brought me here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Getting turned down for a date by Luka.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Not Applicable.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N): N

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I'm not American.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? NO!

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There is only a handful phases for androids: online, offline, sleep mode, or attacked by a virus. There is no such thing as an afterlife.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? I don't get this one?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Oh! You mean Doc!
- His wife: That's me, I think
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Does Kyouko count?
- Married sons and daughters and their families: I don't think she's married...
- Your least favorite color: Yellow

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (?)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) I'm a jiang shi!

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) I think I'm supposed to be married, but I didn't do it on my own!

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? China

9. What is your deepest secret? I don't really understand why people don't like me bring friends with Kyouko.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No?

11. What are you most ashamed about? I hate being alive!!!

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) I sold some make-up!

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I don't know.
Mother: I can't remember.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Um, you brought me here, I guess??

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I don't think I have one? ~~Yoshika is not self-aware enough to answer this, even when forced.~~

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? I like laughing!

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) I don't know what those are...

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) The Yama said I'm not part of the cycle anymore, but I'm sure there is one for others! I don't think Mayfield is it, or she'd still have a job.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Silence
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Silence
- His wife: Leia
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Lucas and Kumatora
- Married sons and daughters and their families: Aren't any
- Your least favorite color: Purple

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Don't know

9. What is your deepest secret? I don't keep secrets. Not big ones, anyways.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) What's that even mean?

11. What are you most ashamed about? Acting all hurt and depressed in front of Lucas after that crappy surgery.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) This town isn't great, and I don't give a damn.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I don't know
Mother: I don't know

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You tell me! It's not like I want to be here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Probably dealing with those kissy oxygen tanks. Bleh.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Huh? They're both really different things.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None of them. They all sound nasty.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't know, but I'm definitely not dead.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Badou Nails
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Mrs. Nails?
· List in this order:
- The head: Badou Nails
- His wife: A drone woman.
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Me!
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: I like all colors.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev~~er Ma~~

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Capital Teppelin

9. What is your deepest secret? I miss my father, even if he did awful things.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Hurting my friends here.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) OT

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) I do not know if it is a very good explanation, but I do not think I am useless. I go to school and I do my very best! I do not think I have time for a job, but I suppose I will consider finding one if it absolutely crucial.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I do not know.
Mother: I never knew my mother.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I do not know if I have a right to be here. I did not come here on my own accord, and I can not go home. I do not know how to answer this question, I am sorry.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? When I found out that egg splatting is harmful! That was very embarrassing.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine is very helpful for sick people, so I suppose that is the answer.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I do not know. But, I would like to think that if there is an afterlife, it would be much nicer.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Heinz Doofenschmirtz
- His wife: Toni
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Barton, Gohan
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

Red.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify): Human/Alien Hybrid

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? I wear heart print boxer shorts.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? I didn't stop Cell when I easily could have, and a lot of people died.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) Yes, I was doing school related things and teaching martial arts in the

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Well, I'm a good student, and I'll be able to help people when they're in need!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? When that girl accidentally saw my boxer shorts and tried to use that against me to make me go out with her...

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): What's World War II?

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No!

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Well, my real Dad's been there enough times and told me a lot about it. He never described it anything like this, though.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Whoops, couple of mistakes:

Nationality should be: 439 East District, Dragonworld
Father: 439 East District, Dragonworld
Mother: 439 East District, Dragonworld

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 431 Peeper2 2treet
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? Wow are you actually iimplyiing that thii2 place ha2 a uniique hiive buiildiing at all. That mean2 no by the way.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? My wiife2priit 2ay2 no 2o II'm goiing wiith that.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): P2iioniic, The

· What is the name of the head of household? Miilla Vodello
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Miilla Vodello
- His wife:2priit: The P2iioniic
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): 2ollux Captor, 2ome kiid OKAY HER NAME II2 ANNIIE AND 2HE'S A GREAT KIID AND DOE2 HER HOMEWORK AND EVERYTHIING WOW II AM 2O AMAZED GOOD GOD DAMN
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None that II know of.
- Your least favorite color: Fuck tyriian purple.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify): Alterniian Troll

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev): Mar

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Alterniia

9. What is your deepest secret? What kiind of 2iick freak would want to know about the tiime me and Miilla kiidnapped the Conde2ce her2elf and had a expliiciitly black three2ome? 2eriiou2ly who even a2k2 that?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) 2ure

11. What are you most ashamed about? II am the mo2t powerful p2iioniic mage iin all of Alterniia. II can move mountaiin2. II can blow up an IImperiial Battle2hiip. IIf II wanted and iif iit could even do anythiing, I could level thii2 entiire town into nothiing but a2h and du2t.

De2piite all of that, II could not protect the three mo2t iimportant people in all of exii2tance. II could not 2top the Empiire from outca2tiing one of my clo2e2t friiend2 to a liife of outca2t and mii2ery, robbed of the one 2he loved. II could not 2top the Empiire from biindiing one of the mo2t beautiiful and 2trong courageou2 troll2 II have ever met iin chaiin2 and poverty. II could not 2top the Empiire from torturiing and murderiing the one per2on who gave my pathetiic 2hiit of a liife any meaning, the one per2on II know II love beyond anythiing. II've learned that II could not 2top the Empiire from harmiing the one2 II loved the mo2t and iin the end, II become nothiing more than a tool u2ed by the one II de2pii2e beyond death and a tool u2ed to harm the very thiing 2iignle22 loved: life.

I am mo2t a2hamed about my2elf becau2e for all my power II am 2tiill u2ele22.

Fuck you for a2kiing. [For some reason, a lot of these pages are stained with some sort of clear liquid of some kind! Mmmm, tastes salty!]

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk, Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Ye2

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Alterniia II 2uppo2e
Mother:

2ame?? You people realiize that Alterniia doe2n't work the 2ame a2 human2 riight

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): II can manage your money better than two hundred of your drone2 could. 2uck iit!!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? II have no iidea what happened but once II woke up to my communal hiive ab2olutely covered iin bucket2 riight when an iin2pector wa2 2uppo2ed to do a re2piite block iin2pectiion. How do you even explaiin that?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Mediiciine

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II
Wa2n't here, no
22b. World War I
2tiill wa2n't here no
22c. Any other time, including present service

waiit you guy2 have an armed force2 here?? No.
23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): II wa2n't even here yet jwaiit Miilla 2ay2 2ome of the piicture2 2how me iin uniiform 2o II gue22 fake me wa2 maybe in the miiliitary or 2omethiing II don't know.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? Miilla ha2 ju2t iinformed me that iit ii2 not a pa2try and ii2 apparently 2omethiing to do with another Earth country. No. II'm not. 2hove off.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Lii2ten when you lii2ten to the dyiing 2cream2 and thought2 of the iimmiinently decea2ed, you 2tart to get pretty 2ure iin 2omethiing happeniing when you diie. That or II am bat2hiit maggot2 crazy and let'2 be frank here iit ii2n't too much of a 2tretch. Al2o II am pretty 2ure thii2 ii2n't the afterliife becau2e thii2 whole thiing reek2 too much of the 2ame old troll/human II gue22 habiit of torturiing other2. Not nearly enough 2upernatural.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-25 03:01 (UTC)

· What is the name of the head of household? Feliciano Vargas
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Feliciano
- His wife: Meiling
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Patchouli, Koakuma
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color: Black

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (?)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Youkai

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? China

9. What is your deepest secret? How bestial I was when I was younger, and that I succumbed to those same urges while here.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Sakuya once had to put me down because I had been careless and ended up a threat to those I love.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: China
Mother: China

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I have to be here to protect those I love.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I don't regret what I said when the flowers were everywhere in Mayfield, but some of my actions were... over the top.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) N/A

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I can introduce you to the Yama if you'd like! She'd be better able to answer why Mayfield isn't the afterlife, since she's the expert.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Death
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Death
- His wife: Death
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Vriska (drone), Ganta (drone)
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Red

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Anthropomorphic Personification

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? I predate those concepts

9. What is your deepest secret? What happens after.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? I used to be a real cold hearted bitch.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I don't have one
Mother: I don't have one

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I shouldn't be here. You shouldn't be able to hold me. And yet you do.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? That entire period where I was a cold hearted bitch.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine... at least until it stops helping, then it becomes laughter.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) N/A

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Of course there is. I'm Death, I think I would know if this was the afterlife.

Thank you for filling out the census!

• What is the name of the head of household? Isn’t that obvious?! Me, of course! … Though if you mean who’s the man of the house, then that’s Doc-san.
• What are the names of all other persons who live here?
• List in this order:
- The head: Doc Scratch
- His wife: Dunno. I don’t talk to her that much, anyway.
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Just me, Suzumiya Haruhi. The others are drones.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None.
- Your least favorite color: All the natural ones, of course – red, green, blue, yellow. Those kinds of colors. They’re so plain and boring!

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Nishinomiya, Japan!

9. What is your deepest secret? … That I’m sort of in love with that idiot, Kyon. And we have some sort of relationship.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) If you mean “gaining a citizenship” here – then hypothetically speaking, yes! But I never actually got one of my own volition, so no.

11. What are you most ashamed about? See the answer for nine.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Isn’t that obvious? I’m the chief of the SOS Brigade!

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) The brigade isn’t a business or profession, so no. But I did do work in making others do their jobs!

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No way. Brigade chief is enough.

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) I have a job! I’m the brigade chief! How many times do I have to repeat this?

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): “Justify my right”? Hah… well, I’d like to know why I’m here, too! But that doesn’t matter. I’m the brigade chief, and this place is definitely the best!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Finding out that I was living an ordinary life, just like the rest of the world.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Depends. If you’re sick, then it’s medicine. But if you’re upset, then it’s laughter, obviously!

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) And how exactly is Communism a disease?

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There may be an afterlife, but this isn’t it because I know I haven’t died yet! That’s obvious, isn’t it?!

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1490 Kramden Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Spengler, Egon

· What is the name of the head of household? Spengler, Egon
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Egon Spengler
- His wife: Ilsa Higa
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): John Egbert
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Black

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Ohio

9. What is your deepest secret? I do the work that I do for far more selfish reasons than I let on.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? That my father had to leave this world in the turmoil that he did.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: US
Mother: US

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Receiving a 'B' on an exam in school.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N): N

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Because of my terribly unathletic body type I find it much more useful to serve my country in other ways better suited to me.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) The afterlife is a portal, not a prison.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Gawain
- His wife: Saber
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Hakuno Kishinami
- Married sons and daughters and their families: n/a
- Your least favorite color: I don't really have one...

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? Nothing, really. I'm a pretty open person.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Killing Rin.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) ... No, I guess. But I go to school.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: ???
Mother: ???

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I can't really justify being here. It's not like I want to be here, after all.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Getting felt up by R a friend.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) n/a

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Maybe, maybe not. Considering what I am, it's unlikely there's anything waiting for me.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1448 Mitchell Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Megamind

· What is the name of the head of household? Megamind
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Megamind
- His wife: Roxanne Ritchi
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Dave Strider
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: WHITE!

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

Sentient humanoid species native to unknown planet.

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? An unknown country on an unknown planet.

9. What is your deepest secret? I really do want everyone to like me. The evilness is just me pretending not to care.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Yes

11. What are you most ashamed about? How terribly I treated Roxanne over the years.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: An unknown country on an unknown planet.
Mother: An unknown country on an unknown planet.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Hey, I'm a legal citizen now! You dare question Megamind?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? That one time Metro Man defea[handwriting turns into scribbles]- ALL THOSE TIMES HE DEFEATED ME, ALRIGHT?!

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L, especially the maniacal kind

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N): N

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Oh, I'm patriotic alright, but I'm the one who should be COMMANDING the armies, not fighting in them!

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? NO.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't know that, of course. It certainly could be. It's hellish enough. But I could make it even moreso!

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Enkidu
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Enkidu and Utsuho Reiuji
· List in this order:
- The head: Enkidu
- His wife: Makoto Nanaya
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Green

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Beastkin (give me back my tail)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? 11th Hierarchical City of Shinatsu

9. What is your deepest secret? That I don't trust my friends.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? Not being able to stop Tsubaki Yayoi from doing some bad stuff.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H???

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) This is a crappy question!!!!! Give me a better one!

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: 11th Hierarchical City of Shinatsu
Mother: 11th Hierarchical City of Shinatsu

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I didn't ask to be here!!!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Telling Noel Vermillion her cooking was good.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Who knows? But there's no way this is the afterlife. I didn't die and I wouldn't let myself die so easily!!!

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? I guess it's Arcueid Brunestud now...
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Brunesud, Arcueid
- His wife: Rory's drone
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Neville Longbottom, Sue
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Silver

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? England

9. What is your deepest secret? I was almost the Chosen One.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Not standing up more

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) I'm still in school.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: England
Mother: England

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I seem to have been kidnapped

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Breaking my wrist at my first flying lesson.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II No

22b. World War I No

22c. Any other time, including present service No

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I'm fifteen and I'm not American anyway!

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Well, there's ghosts, of course, so that means there has to be something. But I didn't die, Malfoy doesn't remember me dying, so I can't be dead.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 459 Stone St.
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?
Pretty sure it's just two if even that.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):
Walken, Felix (Stanfield, Claire)

· What is the name of the head of household?
That would be me I guess
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
Erim, Yonah, Jimmy (?)
· List in this order:
- The head:
Stanfield, Claire
- His wife:
Erim
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
Yonah, Jimmy (I really don't know his name)
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
None? Am I supposed to have some?
- Your least favorite color:
Don't have one. And why is this in this section?

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
~~Wizard (W)~~
Catgirl (CG)
~~God/Goddess (G)~~
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) (According to this place anyway.)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?
New York

9. What is your deepest secret?
Glad you asked! But I'm definatly not gonna write it here.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)
N/A

11. What are you most ashamed about?
Not one thing.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
N/A

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
N/A

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)
N/A

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
N/A

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: US
Mother: Ireland (?)

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):
I was born in New York and my mother was a citizen.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?
Even if I had one, I ain't tellin'.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II
N

22b. World War I
N

22c. Any other time, including present service
Nope

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
Listen, for the WWI, I was four or five when it started, okay. I was more than way to young to even think about joining the army. As far as WWII goes, I had no idea there even was a second one until ending up here.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?
What? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)
I don’t know. I just can’t imagine myself dying again. But if I do die, then everyone that's here will disappear until I'm the only one remaining in this world. This dream within a dream. But does it really matter here of all places? Everyone will just come back.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Dupont, Jacob
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Jacob Dupont
- His wife: ???
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Platina Berlitz (age 12)
- Married sons and daughters and their families: ???
- Your least favorite color: I don't think I have one.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? ... Nothing comes to mind.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? Lying to my friends during our journey together.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in?

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I don't have to justify it, as I was kidnapped and am being held here against my will.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Being told that I smelled like gas by Miss Gardenia.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I'm not sure at all. But I don't recall dying, at least.

Thank you for filling out the census!

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