mayfield_ooc | event: return of the census

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event: return of the census

[It's that time again, Mayfield! Early in the morning, the Postman will make his usual rounds. But today, he'll be dropping off some extra special letters...letters that some of you may find quite familiar. In every mailbox are a bundle of census forms, one for each non-drone person (and pet) in the household.

The census appears to be an ordinary form, although the last number of the date is smudged beyond recognition on every form, and there are some odd questions. Upon seeing one of the forms, your character will feel compelled to fill one out and to be absolutely truthful. If your character cannot read or write, their form will be automatically filled out for them. As soon as they are filled out, the forms disappear.]

Mayfield Census 195X

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?

9. What is your deepest secret?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father:
Mother:

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

Thank you for filling out the census!

Mayfield Census 195x

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):
<blockquote>· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:</blockquote>

5. Species (underline applicable):
<blockquote>Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)</blockquote>

6. Sex (underline applicable):
<blockquote>Male (M)
Female (F)</blockquote>

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?

9. What is your deepest secret?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
<blockquote>Father:
Mother:</blockquote>

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
<blockquote>22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service</blockquote>

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

<center>Thank you for filling out the census!</center>

[Notes: Every character may fill this out, although filling it out is optional. If you wish, your character will feel compelled to fill it out. No character will be able to lie on the census. For characters not yet introed, it is all right to assume an additional form was dropped off for them upon arrival.

Filling out a census form will be required to participate in an upcoming event. However, there will also be a separate sign up post closer to event start, so you may fill one out even if you don't know if you will participate.

For any questions, please see the questions thread below. For a sample entry, see the sample mod entry below!]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 723 Anderson
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Horn, Corran

· What is the name of the head of household? Corran Horn
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Corran
- His wife: Tex
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:Imperial Black.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Mar

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Corellia.

9. What is your deepest secret? If it weren't for Mara Jade, I probably would have given in to the Dark Side. She saved my butt back on Yavin.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) What?

11. What are you most ashamed about? Criticizing Master Luke on his training techniques. It really wasn't my place.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Working.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Corellia
Mother: Corellia

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You brought me here so I'm here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I can't say I have something really embarrassing to talk about.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Never had any of these, whatever they mean.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I just got to this country so how could I serve?

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Jedi can sometimes become spirits after death so I suppose there is. I can tell this isn't it because I'm not exactly a spirit.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Simba

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Davis
· List in this order:
- The head: Davis
- His wife: Karen
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Jane
- Married sons and daughters and their families: I don't know.
- Your least favorite color:

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) I don't want to be married that's gross!

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? I don't know.

9. What is your deepest secret? My dad died because of me.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) I was born on Pride Rock!!

11. What are you most ashamed about? I stole some things from humans last week.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Pride Lands
Mother: Pride Lands

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I don't want to be here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Nala beating me in tug of war.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter!

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II No.

22b. World War I No.

22c. Any other time, including present service No.

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I don't understand this question.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? What's a communist?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Yup, my dad says all the great kings are there!

This isn't it because there aren't any kings here.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? The Major
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? The Major, Annie, Zuko, Draco
· List in this order:
- The head: The Major
- His wife: Annie
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Zuko, Draco, Usagi
- Married sons and daughters and their families: n/a
- Your least favorite color: gray

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? I'm a little scared of the role I have to play in the future.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) I don't know?

11. What are you most ashamed about? Being a crybaby and a scaredy-cat sometimes.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) ...Female?

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You kidnapped me!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I can't pick...

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No...

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Yes, there is. But I know this isn't it because it shouldn't hurt so much.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1130 Taylor Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Katzroy, Sazh

· What is the name of the head of household? Katzroy, Sazh
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Katzroy, Sazh
- His wife: McRemitz, Bazett Fraga
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Drones
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color: Neon yellow

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H) [It seems there's more underlines than necessary here.]
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Widowed

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Cocoon

9. What is your deepest secret? My son is what kept me going all these years after my wife died.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I hadn't been keeping a closer eye on Dajh at Euride.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) House

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) Yes?

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Cocoon
Mother: Cocoon

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I guess because you put me here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Being scared of the wild sheep on Gran Pulse.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N): N

22a. World War II No

22b. World War I No

22c. Any other time, including present service No

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): If I knew what these were, I'd have a better answer.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There's probably something out there.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Nathan Wallace
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Nathan Wallace and Magdalene Defoe
· List in this order:
- The head: Nathan Wallace
- His wife: Magdalene Defoe
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Me, and Austria till she got droned
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: blood red

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? America

9. What is your deepest secret? That I go outside sometimes even if I'm not supposed to.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? Being angry at my mother - my dead mother - for passing on her blood disease to me.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) ...Female's an answer? Besides, Dad won't let me have a part-time job.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: England
Mother:

United States

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Either way, you jerks brought me here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Getting caught by the police after Graverobber started yelling that one time.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) M, C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't remember dying, and I don't know if there's an afterlife, unless someone just turns your house into a living memorial to you after you die.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Billy Harris
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Martha Jones, Aradia Megido
· List in this order:
- The head: Billy Harris
- His wife: Martha Jones
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Aradia Megido
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Chartreuse

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? England

9. What is your deepest secret? I remember a missing year.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Why is this on a census?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) Female is not an answer to this.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: England
Mother: England

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Why should I have to justify it if you brought me here?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? None of your business.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Yes. And I'd remember dying, and I've not done so.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1338 Benny Road.
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): The Doctor

· What is the name of the head of household? I just told it to you.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Jade, Karkat, and Gamzee. And Sexy used to be here. But well...
· List in this order:
- The head: The Doctor
- His wife: N/A
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Erm. Well. I have no idea who is oldest. Perhaps Jade? Let's go with Jade. Jade, Karkat, Gamzee.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color:

Well, I don't really have a least favorite. I think all colours have their time. Though at the moment I am feeling rather disdainful towards orange.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

Time Lord.

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

Mar, Wd, D, S.

...I think I've somehow managed to be married, widowed, divorced, and separated all at once. Now that's awkward. ...Should probably make sure that Marilyn finalized that divorce.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Gallifrey.

9. What is your deepest secret? Oh yes. Like I am just going to sit here and blab my secrets to a stupid piece of paper. ...Again. Well, I have plenty of secrets and most of them are deep. So perhaps it's the fact that I really am nothing but a pathetic madman stumbling around the universe trying to save people so I can try to forget about what a miserable person I am and all the things I've done.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Oh. This again. Figure this will come back to haunt me, won't it? Don't these things always. Anyway, its probably not being able to save Melody. For Amy and Rory's sake. And the fact that I caused the entire mess in the first place because I was just too stupid to see it.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Gallifrey.
Mother:

Gallifrey

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): The fact that I have saved your nation more times than you can count on. Fairly certain I did it just last week. And the month before too. And also, I showed George Washington the proper way down the Potomac that fateful Christmas, so you can thank me for that too.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? That time when Amy kissed me. That was awkward. ...And now that she's sort of my mother-in-law, it's just become significantly more awkward. Eurgh.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L. Medicine is gross.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

Hah, I'm not susceptible to human diseases.

...

M, U, P, T, S.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II Yes. Saved you lot from the Daleks. And that was just the last time I stopped by.

22b. World War I A few times.

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Because there isn't and only silly creatures like humans think there is in order to comfort themselves when they stare into the vastness that is the universe and feel afraid.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? megamind eviloverlord. what kinda name is that tho?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? roxanne ritchie
· List in this order:
- The head: megamind eviloverlord. still ridiculous
- His wife: roxanne ritchie
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): dave strider and some girl that doesnt say much
- Married sons and daughters and their families: no idea
- Your least favorite color: blue

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭) lol who would pick this
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) nev. im all about these shortened words btw

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? the veil in the medium

9. What is your deepest secret? im kinda jealous of john

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) i think so? i mean my bro made money in the us and paid taxes so i think hes a citizen and i hope he made me one too

11. What are you most ashamed about? ~~embarrassment is for chumps~~ not having what it took to reach the god tiers the first time

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: the veil in the medium
Mother:

same as above

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

oh man the us is like the best country in the world i mean we make nukes to bomb the crap out of commies if they ever expect to invade. plus you cant beat our awesome defense strategy duck and cover give the man who made it up a medal because hot damn if were going to have missiles raining down on us i know i wont be safer than underneath an extra-sturdy american-made desk filled with eraser heads and broken tips of pencil its like a bermuda triangle of school supplies in there so yeah yay capitalism forever. woo

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? realizing just how fucked up my bros smuppet collection was

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? laughter especially if its realizing that you messed with someone hardcore

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) haha wow none holy shit is this place fucked up

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II no

22b. World War I no

22c. Any other time, including present service no man how old do you think i am?

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): look im not saying its not awesome to totally murderize anti-american commie scum but lets face it im only 13 they kinda wouldnt let me sign up for the draft i mean its not like this is some campy movie where a completely out-of-place person or animal suddenly dons a uniform and causes the enemy to die of embarrassment and/or realizing hes fighting pauley shore.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? what no man just read up above i love the usa its like the awesomest country screw communism

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) dude ive seen the afterlife its a bunch of bubbles filled with dead friends that have white eyes and everyone here has proper irises and pupils and probably the other parts that you cant see normally plus everyone else is telling me this isnt a dream bubble so there you go

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Quinn
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Quinn, Mika, and Nash but he's a drone now.
· List in this order:
- The head: Quinn
- His wife: Mika
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Me and Nash
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: uh... magenta?

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? I don't remember, we move around a lot.

9. What is your deepest secret? I kind of... don't like water much. Actually, I'm really, really scared of it. But it tries to kill me, so what am I supposed to do?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? I used to really hate my dad. I thought he hated me. I was completely wrong, and I feel kinda bad about it.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I don't know
Mother: I don't know

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): We went over this already: You guys kidnapped ME!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? This one time, my pants ripped right in the middle of my trapeze act during the wait why am I writing this? Stop it!! and everybody could see my underpants GAH QUIT IT!!!!

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Both?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II I wasn't born then!

22b. World War I I wasn't born then either!

22c. Any other time, including present service I'm not even close to being 18!

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I'm 12 years old and what is this

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No, and this question is still creepy!

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

You have to be dead to go to the afterlife. I wasn't dead when you guys kidnapped me!

Thank you for filling out the census!

• What is the name of the head of household? N Harmonia
• What are the names of all other persons who live here?
• List in this order:
- The head: N Harmonia
- His wife: Fujiwara no Mokou
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Diana Elthelbert
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Yellow

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A): Dragon
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Burg, Caldor Isle

9. What is your deepest secret? I spent several hundred years hiding from the world in my cave because I couldn’t deal with the death of my friends

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Nadda

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) U, “native” Mayfielders think I’m a dumb cat

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Caldor Isle, Lunar
Mother: N/A

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I don’t want to be here, why don’t you send me and everyone else who wants to leave HOME?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I… pushed the red button in the house in Iluk. Blew one of the walls clean off the house.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N): No

22a. World War II No

22b. World War I No

22c. Any other time, including present service

No

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I’m not a native, how can I be unpatriotic?!

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Don’t know, haven’t died yet. But I hope that after we pass on, Althena allows us to return to the people we cared about who have passed before us

Thank you for filling out the census!

• What is the name of the head of household? Rory got droned, so Arcueid!
• What are the names of all other persons who live here?
• List in this order:
- The head: Arcueid
- His wife: Arcueid isn't married... I think.
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Neville Longbottom, Sue
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Black

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Parm

9. What is your deepest secret? I… I hate being alone. I try to be strong and independent, but… people keep leaving me… They all had their good reasons, I know, but… I still hate being alone!

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? I… I still can’t drink coffee black! I’ve been trying for two years and unless I put a ton of sugar and milk in it, I don’t LIKE it!

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country) Parm

Father: John
Mother: Mary

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I don’t wanna be here, I wanna go HOME!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Freaking out when Colonel Mullen found us in the Sult Ruins and said he’d have to take us away and we’d never see our families again…

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Gosh, I’m not sure… I’m ten! I’m mature for my age, but heck!

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Lion
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Lion, Varon, Yui and Keroro
· List in this order:
- The head: Lion
- His wife: Myself
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Varon and Yui
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Steel grey

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Nature spirit

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Married, not by choice

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? The Maw of Chaos

9. What is your deepest secret? That I fear I am beginning to believe this town's lies.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? He was right and I was wrong. I only hope he was able to work with what I left behind.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)
Working and tending to my garden.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I have no father.
Mother: I have no mother.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I am dead and you dragged me away from that against my will. If you do not want me here then send me back.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Every time this town has made me act like a child again.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

There is, and I don't. As much as this town tries to prove that I belong here, I still have the will to fight it yet.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 951 Beulah Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Lassiter, Carlton

· What is the name of the head of household? Lassiter, Carlton
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Lassiter, Carlton
- His wife: ~~Viccellio, Marlo---~~ Bloodstone, Elsa
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Garnet
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None.
- Your least favorite color: Pineapple Yellow

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) D

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? California

9. What is your deepest secret? I actually respect Spencer to an extent. He helps get cases solved. Now, if he'd only admit to being a fraud and wasting the department's time with this psychic nonsense....

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) N/A

11. What are you most ashamed about? That the squirrels keep besting me, those rabid, pestilent vermin.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) Yes

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) Yes

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: United States
Mother: United States

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): N/A

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? The prostethic nose disaster of 2005.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Neither.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N): N

22a. World War II
22b. World War I
22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): How the hell do you expect me to fight in wars that happened 20-50 years before I was born?!

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't have time to believe in that nonsense.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Lion Ushiromiya
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Viktoria, Yui, and Varon
· List in this order:
- The head: Lion
- His wife: Viktoria
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Varon, Yui
- Married sons and daughters and their families: n/a
- Your least favorite color:

Curry yellow

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)</> Keronian - alien

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Planet Keron

9. What is your deepest secret? I don't really want to invade Earth unless I get to own all the Gundam model factories.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) I don't know...

11. What are you most ashamed about? Compromising the invasion of my world's Earth.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Planet Keron
Mother: Planet Keron

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I can pilot mechas, build awesome models and can clean a house better than any Earthling.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Too many to count.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) none!

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):I'm part of the Keronian Army and spearheading the invasion of my universe's Earth.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No. Don't even know what that is.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Yes...?

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 432 Peepers
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? N/A

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Wallace, Nathan

· What is the name of the head of household? Wallace, Nathan
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Nathan Wallace
- His wife: Magdelene Defoe
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Rowena Edelstein, Shilo Wallace
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color: Green

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Wd

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? USA

9. What is your deepest secret? I poisoned my own daughter in order to convince her she was ill.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I've let my anger boil over here, and hurt others. ~~Even if it was deserved.~~

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: US
Mother: US

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) N/A

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I'm a physician, not a soldier.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) ~~I don't know.~~ No. I can't accept that this is it if there is. Marni should be here.

If this is anything, this town is Hell.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-26 06:28 (UTC)

· What is the name of the head of household? Scott Pilgrim
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Scott Pilgrim
- His wife: No idea
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Natsuki Rin, Yumehara Nozomi
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color: Orange

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify): Mage

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?
Mid-Childa
9. What is your deepest secret? ... I don't think I have one.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Being weak enough to be kidnapped and brought here.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Mid-childa
Mother:Mid-Childa

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You're the ones who kidnapped me. Why am I here then?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? ... How I acted when I first wanted to fight Vivio.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Natalie
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife: Natalie
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Just me
- Married sons and daughters and their families: n/a
- Your least favorite color:

Lime green

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Maryland

9. What is your deepest secret? I'm a psychic

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) N/A

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I ended up being a damsel in distress after meeting Raz.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: US
Mother: US

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Discovering my talent with telekinesis in public.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C, before arriving here

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No!

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Yes

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Sarah Jane Smith.
- ~~His wife:~~ Her husband: Figaro.
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Naal'suul Val'Beldrobbaen.
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Red.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify): Drowolath, Ver'drowendar.

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Chel'el'Sussoloth.

9. What is your deepest secret?
I am afraid.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about?
I am deeply comforted by wearing excessive numbers of belts and being otherwise bound.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) U.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Unsure.
Mother: Chel'el'Sussuloth.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I am here by the will of a power sufficient to accomplish my presence. I do not have an exercisable right, but a de facto right granted by the truly relevant local authority.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?
Losing my composure in front of Kiel and crying about things we both already know well.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?
Neither is of any use to me.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) None of these are my kin. And most of them are goblins besides. Soulless.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 730 Anderson Lane
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? Nope
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? I don’t think so, last I checked

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Xigbar... um… Rabgix

• What is the name of the head of household? Xigbar Rabgix
• What are the names of all other persons who live here?
• List in this order:
- The head: Xigbar Rabgix
- His wife: Kaylee Frye
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): None
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color:

Periwinkle

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)

Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Beats me.

9. What is your deepest secret? [using every last drop of willpower to resist the compulsion to answer truthfully] I am jealous of Demyx’s hair.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? that I am jealous of Demyx’s hair.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) I’m working, but not by these standards. The payment is not in money, and it’s certainly not for family.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: No clue
Mother: Heck if I know

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): The great City Council in the sky sucked me up from my lowly existence and dumped me here. I am honored and blessed to serve such a high purpose now.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I bit my kindergarten teacher. Not necessarily implying that I was in kindergarten when I did this though.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Last thing I need is an excuse to be given a gun. So we’ll say… medical disorder.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? Last I checked, no.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don’t know if there’s an afterlife, but if there was, I wouldn’t go to it. Maybe being a Nobody is a sort of afterlife. But since I don’t have a soul or whatever, who knows what’s in store for me. It’s much easier to not die than to think about what happens if you do.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Sage-san
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Drone-san and Drone-mama
· List in this order:
- The head: Sage-san
- His wife: Drone-mama
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Satou, Drone-san
- Married sons and daughters and their families: Cogratulations on marriage?
- Your least favorite color: Black

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
~~Wizard (W)~~ Witch
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? United States

9. What is your deepest secret? I'm a really horrible person.

~~10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)~~

11. What are you most ashamed about? How selfish I am

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No...

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No?

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No?

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) Huh? Um, why is... No, I'm sorry...

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Germany

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Um... I like it here?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I licked a frozen pole once and got stuck. I can't taste things anymore.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter is medicine!

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C!

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't know... I don't plan on dying anytime soon and finding out, though.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:
1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Miakis!

· What is the name of the head of household? Ken Hidaka
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Ken Hidaka
- His wife: Miakis
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Lymsleia Falenas, Lyon
- Married sons and daughters and their families: --
- Your least favorite color: Red

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? The Queendom of Falena

9. What is your deepest secret? My underwear is green. Totally doesn't match the outfit.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Noooo...?

11. What are you most ashamed about? The whole, uh, trying to kill Georg thing, I guess.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Being awesome.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yep.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) --

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) --

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) --

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: The Queendom of Falena
Mother: The Queendom of Falena

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Ask the jerks who brought me here, not me~

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Losing a duel against my dad~

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Errr... none~

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I think there is. Also: not dead!

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-26 19:40 (UTC)

· What is the name of the head of household? Poland
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Poland
- His wife: Some mindless drone
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Myself; Hatsune, Miku
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Blue

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? [ The writing is so crossed out that the line has been scratched through the paper, but it still reads clearly. ] ~~That I saw her die.~~

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) What the hell does that even mean?

11. What are you most ashamed about? [ Similarly as above. ] ~~That I let her die.~~

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) I go to school, what's with this census?!

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): YOU BROUGHT ME HERE, YOU MORONS!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? That Yuki was better than me when it came to everything, even when we were kids and I couldn't save Tohru. What, am I supposed to write about that, too? Piss off!

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) How the hell should I know?

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I'M IN SCHOOL and I don't care about that anyway.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? This place has a thing about communism, doesn't it? What is a Communist anyway, even?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't know about either of those things, but if this is the afterlife it's not what I was expecting. Anyway, I was told we could get out of here so I don't think this is it.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Zira Fell!
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Zira Fell.
- His wife: Rorolina.
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Yuuko (daughter) and Ebony (son).
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None!
- Your least favorite color: Yellow, I guess.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) A formerly-human ghost!

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan!

9. What is your deepest secret? It's something even I don't know! Only my shadow knows those things.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No, I don't think I have a US citizenship, unless I got one without anyone telling me!

11. What are you most ashamed about? [There are a few lines crossed out, unreadable except for one. ] Not being able to accept my shadow.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H, I guess!

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No~.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) I wasn't, no!

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No.

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) Hmm, no, I guess not. That would be a good way to kill time, wouldn't it?

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Aziraphale is an angel, so I guess Heaven, right?
Mother: Hmm, I don't really know where Rorona is from.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Hey, it's you guys who brought me here! I'm just enjoying it for now. If you want me to leave, just send me back to Japan, okay?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? When Teiichi-kun saw my real body for the first time. I wanted to crawl into a hole and disappear when he saw me as naked as possible, just made of bones!

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L! Definitely L!

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) I can't remember if I ever had these, sorry!

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) That's definitely possible! I even though of it myself when I arrived. But aren't the dead who hang around supposed to have all of their regrets and whatever ties them to Earth taken care of first? I've been lingering in this world for decades, and I'm not just going to change my mind that easily! I've got people I love here, after all.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1251 Williams Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? N
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? N

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): West, Warren

· What is the name of the head of household? West, Warren
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Warren West
- His wife: Drone
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Drone, ~~Queel~~ ~~Queen~~ Quelaan
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color: Red

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Maine, USA

9. What is your deepest secret? In Mayfield? That I do not, nor will I ever, care about the people around me.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? My temper.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: USA, I assume
Mother: USA

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? ~~Stumbling into a meeting I shouldn't have~~ ~~Opening my mouth when I shouldn't have~~ None of your business.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Get over yourselves. I still don't care.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) If you think I was stupid enough to get myself killed before coming here, then you have another think coming.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Yukihina.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Yukihina.
- His wife: Some drone.
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Mirai (me) and a drone.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: There aren't any.
- Your least favorite color: Black.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H) ...mostly.
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Asunaro City in Japan.

9. What is your deepest secret? What Kazumi really is, and I helped make her.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Letting Michiru turn into a witch, and failing to revive her twelve times.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H and Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes. I helped a ~~friend~~ neighbor with her garden.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Yukihina was born in Japan, I think.
Mother: She's a drone, so I guess she's from this place.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You're the ones who brought me here, so I don't need to justify myself!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? ...Being talked about at school like I wasn't even there, I guess.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There's no way this is the afterlife. There's a lot of people who would be waiting at the gates for me to either greet or hurt me if it were.

Thank you for filling out the census!

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