mayfield_ooc | event: return of the census

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event: return of the census

[It's that time again, Mayfield! Early in the morning, the Postman will make his usual rounds. But today, he'll be dropping off some extra special letters...letters that some of you may find quite familiar. In every mailbox are a bundle of census forms, one for each non-drone person (and pet) in the household.

The census appears to be an ordinary form, although the last number of the date is smudged beyond recognition on every form, and there are some odd questions. Upon seeing one of the forms, your character will feel compelled to fill one out and to be absolutely truthful. If your character cannot read or write, their form will be automatically filled out for them. As soon as they are filled out, the forms disappear.]

Mayfield Census 195X

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?

9. What is your deepest secret?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father:
Mother:

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

Thank you for filling out the census!

Mayfield Census 195x

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):
<blockquote>· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:</blockquote>

5. Species (underline applicable):
<blockquote>Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)</blockquote>

6. Sex (underline applicable):
<blockquote>Male (M)
Female (F)</blockquote>

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?

9. What is your deepest secret?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
<blockquote>Father:
Mother:</blockquote>

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
<blockquote>22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service</blockquote>

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

<center>Thank you for filling out the census!</center>

[Notes: Every character may fill this out, although filling it out is optional. If you wish, your character will feel compelled to fill it out. No character will be able to lie on the census. For characters not yet introed, it is all right to assume an additional form was dropped off for them upon arrival.

Filling out a census form will be required to participate in an upcoming event. However, there will also be a separate sign up post closer to event start, so you may fill one out even if you don't know if you will participate.

For any questions, please see the questions thread below. For a sample entry, see the sample mod entry below!]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Ritchi, Roxanne

· What is the name of the head of household? Megamind
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Megamind
- His wife: Roxanne Ritchi
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Dave Strider
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color:

Green

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Michigan

9. What is your deepest secret? I was never involved with Metro Man. It was a convenient lie that helped my career and kept his fans at bay.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) N/A

11. What are you most ashamed about? I judged Megamind like everyone else did; I never tried to see him as who he was, just what was presented to me.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: USA
Mother: USA

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): N/A

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Having a creepy paparazzi do an upskirt shot mid-rescue and selling the photos to the tabloids.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Last I knew I hell as a lake of fire and not being tortured by doctors. Besides, I'm fairly sure you can't fall in love in hell.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Carter, Michael
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Carter, Michael
- His wife: Wander, Mae
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Drone and Drone
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color:

Green

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? DC

9. What is your deepest secret? I should have been able to save him.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? My father died for me.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: US
Mother: US

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? That time Charon told me to be careful and then two seconds later I fell into the water. Or that time in the vault when ....actually let's just stick with that first one

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M. Laughter's nice but it's not going to clean the rads out of your body.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There had better be. And my dad isn't here so this clearly isn't. Also mom would be here too. And Jonas. And we'd be happy.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 462 Stone Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Vakarian, Garrus

· What is the name of the head of household? Vakarian, Garrus
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Vakarian, Garrus
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Vakarian, Squid Girl
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Green

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Turian

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Palaven, Turian Heirarchy

9. What is your deepest secret? I hate the fact that I followed in my father's footsteps.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I wasn't able to save anyone when the Normandy was first attached by the collectors.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Turian Hierarchy
Mother: Turian Hierarchy

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I was transported her by the sickos who run the place. I would think they would want me here if they brought me here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Awkwardly confessing to a girl when I was in the military acadamy. She broke two of my fingers.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Wasn't alive, and even then wouldn't be on earth.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) No. Because I don't think the afterlife would make me not a Turian.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 912 Bilko
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? House
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Jenkins, Aurora Belle

· What is the name of the head of household? It's me and Baldr
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Izumi (drone) and [Pretend there is a name here] (drone)
· List in this order:
~~- The head:~~ Person 1: Baldr
~~- His wife:~~ Person 2: Aurora
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

grey

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

: I am human now, but I am actually a spirit.

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Unsure (but married in mayfield)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? not sure

9. What is your deepest secret? I don't think I have one?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) not sure

11. What are you most ashamed about? I don't think I have anything to be ashamed of.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) WK

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: unknown
Mother:

unknown

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I'm not sure? I didn't have a choice though.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I don't know if I have one.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Unknown

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)
There is because that is where I am from!
Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Gilgamesh
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Gilgamesh
- His wife: Oichi
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): I do not know.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: No
- Your least favorite color: White

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Owari

9. What is your deepest secret? I often regret my loyalty to Nobunaga.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) I do not know.

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I failed to protect Nagamasa.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Owari
Mother: Owari

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I have no right to be anywhere. Forgive me.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Being chained up in Brother's throne room...

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There is an afterlife. I have been there and I have been called back. But this is not it because Lord Elmer told me so.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 7134 Brooks Lane
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? no

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Marvelous

· What is the name of the head of household?Marvelous
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?Ambrosia Grey, Ako Shirabe, Serah Farrow
· List in this order:
- The head:Marvelous
- His wife:Ambrosia Grey
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):Ako Shirabe, Serah Farrow
- Married sons and daughters and their families:None yet
- Your least favorite color:

None

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

Not from Earth Human

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?Zangyack Occupied Territory

9. What is your deepest secret?Now why would I say that? We barely know each other.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)What's that?

11. What are you most ashamed about?Nothing.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father:Zangyack occupied Territory
Mother:

Zangyack occupied Territory

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I go where-ever I want. You got a problem with that?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?Carranger

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War IIN

22b. World War IN

22c. Any other time, including present service

N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):Sorry. Not from this planet.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?What's that?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)There is. I know people from it.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 2239 Stevens
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Wilhelm, Kreutzer

• What is the name of the head of household? Kreutzer Wilhelm XIII
• What are the names of all other persons who live here? Hajime Aikawa
• List in this order:
- The head: Kreutzer Wilhelm XIII
- His wife: Hajime Aikawa
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:No preference

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Prussia

9. What is your deepest secret? I just want friends

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? The destructive force of my empire.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Working.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Prussia
Mother: Prussia

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I’ve never even heard of America; your country is inferior to the Genoremasody Reich and I would gladly let it destroy this town. Not the ones trapped here, but the town and the fools in charge.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Actually hugging Hajime during the time of the happy slime.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I’ll go ahead and answer this anyway: I am only patriotic towards the great country of Prussia. Your town holds not a single ounce of my favor.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? And what if I am? I'd love to see you do something about my political standpoint.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I honestly don’t know…

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Ritter, Friedrich
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Ritter, Friedrich
- His wife: drone
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Bernkastel, drone
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: pink

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

Witch

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? I was once a pawn in a game as part of Furude Rika.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? My pathetic failure of a piece in the game I previously played in.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) Yes

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: N/A
Mother: Rika Furude

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I have a right to be wherever I please.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Being used as a plaything of Featherine.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter is medicine.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There is an afterlife if you're clever enough. This is simply a game.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 773 Bunker Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? Yes

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Ushiromiya Lion

· What is the name of the head of household? Myself.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Myself
- His wife: Viktoria
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Varon
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: None.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

[For some reason, there seems to be a large inkstain completely obscuring this section.]

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? My birth was the result of my grandfather becoming delusional and forcing himself on the daughter he had with his secret Italian mistress. Also, in many alternate worlds, I would have become a servant and then a witch. It is a long, complicated tale that I would rather not get into because it would give me a headache.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? There is nothing I can be ashamed about. What's done has been done.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I don't have a right. None of us do, since we were all taken here against our will.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Plenty of moments during my childhood involving my cousin Battler and whatever he thought was a good idea at the time but clearly wasn't.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Both are important.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I was born in 1967, so I was never old enough to fight in a war at home.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) It isn't my place to say for sure. I suppose I'll find out when the time comes.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Scout
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Scout
- His wife: Shiki
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Enma Ai : Manah
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color: Grey

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

Hell Girl

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? I killed my entire village

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Giving in to my anger

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I don't want to be here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? When I was little

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There is. I have seen it and this is not it.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Johnny
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Johnny
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Black, I guess

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Massachusetts

9. What is your deepest secret? I once stole a student's lunchbox when I forgot to make one for Becky

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? I wish I were more confident

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: USA
Mother: USA

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? When I was used as part of a dark magic ritual and was hung by my ears from a rope.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Bunnies aren't allowed to serve in the army, also I was too young.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No! I was only lost when I stumbled into that meeting!

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I would think the afterlife would be a lot nicer...

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Netherlands
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Netherlands
- His wife: Canada
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Hilda, Romana
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: I like all colors.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Unova

9. What is your deepest secret? I probably could have stopped N from leaving, but I let him go.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Not being better able to take care of myself without my Pokemon.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Unova
Mother: Unova

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You're holding me captive!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? When I was a kid I had to memorize a paper for school and I totally blanked out and just stood there until they let me sit down.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? I think they're both equally important.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I think there's an afterlife, and that it's a nice place. That's why this can't be it.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-25 01:29 (UTC)

· What is the name of the head of household? Spengler, Egon
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Egbert, John; Sturmvoraus, Tarvek
· List in this order:
- The head: Dr Egon Spengler
- His wife: Dr Ilsa Higa
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): John Egbert
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Barbie Pink

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Human succubus hybrid

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Mate-bonded and married

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Tennessee

9. What is your deepest secret? I'm afraid I will become like the legends some dimensions have of my father's people.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? Misreading a situation because I wanted to see it a certain way.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Vashtasp Clanhold
Mother: US

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I should not be in Mayfield, I should be HOME!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Getting banned from the Blue Note for salacious public performance for my dancing.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Inoculation schedule attached.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) The next turn of the wheel is the next level of existence towards satori, not a trial by a spoiled brat.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-25 01:56 (UTC)

For Head of Household:

1. House address: N/A
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? N/A
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? N/A

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Yayoi, Tsubaki

· What is the name of the head of household? Hal Jordan
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Hal Jordan
- His wife: Tsubaki Yayoi
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Jenny and Paul
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color: Green

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? 4th Hierarchical City of Naobi

9. What is your deepest secret? I have a period drama fetish.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? My jealously for my best friend Noel Vermillion.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) N/A

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) N/A

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) N/A

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) This is a very rude question! And why is female an option?

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: 4th Hierarchical City of Naobi
Mother: 4th Hierarchical City of Naobi

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Why should I justify being kidnapped?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Once I got a B+ on an exam in the Academy. I couldn't believe what a silly mistake I made either.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Both are equally important!

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None. And exactly is communism?

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

Women can't fight in wars either?! This place is so ridiculous!

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)
While I have no real proof of an afterlife, I believe that the good and thoughtful will live on beyond their natural lifespan. That the culmination of good deeds will favor them in the end. And I am sure Mayfield isn't the afterlife because

Well, I am certain that it isn't!

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Akinari Kashihara, but he's been droned.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Drone
- His wife: Myself
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): None
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color: Don't let Titan know, but I'm not a fan of blue.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) I've never been married, not counting this "marriage".

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Sternbild.

9. What is your deepest secret? ...I love someone who's older than me, and probably wouldn't be able to reciprocate anyway.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I thought a friend of mine was a criminal.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H and Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes. I'm a Hero, I try to keep the peace.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: [coffee stain, but you can barely make out the letter "A"]
Mother: America

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Why are you--accidentally freezing my cousin's hands when I was seven. He took my doll, I got angry, and didn't notice that I was glowing blue.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? I don't know!

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) I caught chicken-pox when I was five.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Because if there is an afterlife, it wouldn't be as horrific as this town.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 438 Peepers Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): li Britannia, Cornelia; Second Princess of the Holy Empire of Britannia

· What is the name of the head of household? Cornelia li Britannia
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Cornelia li Britannia
- ~~His wife:~~ HER "HUSBAND": Lloyd Asplund
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Euphemia li Britannia, who is actually my little sister, you idiots.
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: I don't have one.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? the Holy Empire of Britannia

9. What is your deepest secret? I don't hate Lelouch, as much as I'd like to. He's still my brother.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Letting Euphie die.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Working.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Holy Empire of Britannia
Mother: Holy Empire of Britannia

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): If this is supposed to be a plea for you to allow me to continue residing here rather than being deported back to Britannia, then by all means, send me back.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Probably something I did in front of Schneizel.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine can save lives. Laughter cannot.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I am not dead.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 726 Anderson Lane
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Slugger

· What is the name of the head of household? Susan Sto Helit
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Susan
- His wife: Edward
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Slugger, Luke
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: brown

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other Monster

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? Not telling.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? Killing my best friend and my parents.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: None
Mother: None

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): No.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Getting laughed at.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): No.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) It isn't because I'm here and because Death is here.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-25 01:40 (UTC)

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 728 Anderson lane
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? It's just a regular house.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Ichinose, Kotomi

· What is the name of the head of household? Kotomi Ichinose
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Kotomi Ichinose
- ~~His wife:~~ Her husband: Waver Velvet
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Yamame Kurodani
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None.
- Your least favorite color: I like them all.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭) <-- this actually is not a species. It is a sociopolitical movement and style of government.
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? [This is scratched out numerous times, or at least appears to be, but it still legible.] Part of me still has feelings for Tomoya-kun even though he's dating Nagisa-chan.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) I have a Visa for study in America.

11. What are you most ashamed about? When I was in my shell, when I cut out pictures and articles from books and put them on my wall, when I thought mother and father died because of my selfish feelings.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Working.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I was put here. It was not my choice.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I do not get embarrassed easily.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine, clinically.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) <-- Communism is also not a disease.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There is an afterlife, however there's been evidence to the contrary that this is all quite real.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1667 nelson street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? holy shit that would be so cool do they even fucking make ranches anymore
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? that sounds like a lot so no

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Goldstein, Annie

· What is the name of the head of household? see above
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: that would be me
- His wife: fat nazi asshole you fucks make me live with
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): normal girl who got really fucked over by being put with us, dumbass prince who burned the fucking house down, crazy kid who lost his wand or his dick or something I don’t fucking know
- Married sons and daughters and their families: also I did it in order of who I like best
- Your least favorite color: I like all the colors

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other WEREWOLF

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed I FUCKING WISH, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? New York

9. What is your deepest secret? humans are like really really tasty and it takes a lot of willpower to ignore that shit

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? I ate one of my friends but not in the sexy way?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) working I guess

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) work for pay sounds like being a hooker for some reason

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: US
Mother: Egypt

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): hey I was fucking BORN here so fuck off

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I am never embarrassed by anything i do ever

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? laughing is good but that shit won’t cure liek herpes or something

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) shit do people even get that shit anymore that’s fucking crazy

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II HEY LOOK I’M IN YOUR FUCKING MEN’S SECTION WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO ASSHOLE

22b. World War I YEAH HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW

22c. Any other time, including present service AW SHIT BREAKING ALL YOUR RULES FUCK YEAH

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) yes there is but this isn’t one because I am not dead back in the real world

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Axel
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Axel
- His wife: The Handmaid
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Elizabeth Middleford
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: green

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

troll

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? a laboratory

9. What is your deepest secret? Sometimes I've enjoyed my work. I always feel guilty when I do.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? I am the Handmaid; the Demoness.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: N/A
Mother: N/A

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I have no choice.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? My continued failures at rebelling against my fate.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? medicine

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I doubt there's anything worth being called an afterlife. I have not finished my final task, so I cannot be dead yet.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Nathan Wallace
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Nathan Wallace
- His wife: Magdalene Defoe
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Shilo Wallace
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color:

Anything too saturated, particularly red and orange.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? England

9. What is your deepest secret? That I fully expected to die at the opera after my final performance...and that I had accepted it.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Yes

11. What are you most ashamed about? Not being able to attend by best friend's funeral.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: France
Mother: England

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I was raised in America from a young age.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Being so nervous before my first concert that I vomited on Nathan and Marni's shoes.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) U, C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I'd like to think so.

And if this was the afterlife Marni would be here.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 3473 Erwin Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? A blood farm, perhaps.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): AM

• What is the name of the head of household? AM
• What are the names of all other persons who live here? worthless drones 1, 2, and 3
• List in this order:
- The head:AM
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:None; I hate them all equally.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Artificial intelligence, as in smarter than any of you in charge.

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) I don’t need marriage.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? America

9. What is your deepest secret? I just want to be capable of original thought.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? The other two supercomputers still being conscious and not fully assimilated.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)Working

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) You don’t even torture a fourth as well as I can.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father:
Mother:

I’m an AI, dumbass! I have no parents! But my creators were American.
18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Waking up in this inferior deathtrap that pales in comparison to the games I’ve created.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Both make for excellent torture devices.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N): N

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service

N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Your countries are pitiful and so are the people that run them; so is your precious Mayfield. If you want a real demonstration on torture, go ahead and pick anything from my career of 109 years.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? I thank the Nazis for their admirable work and the contributions they made to my torture techniques. How’s that for communism?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) This is a cheap knockoff of one of my virtual simulations. Put me in charge of everything in this town and I’ll show you how to properly run a virtual concentration camp like Mayfield truly is.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Ben-David, Mordecai
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Ben-David, Mordecai
- His wife: n/a
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Latvia, Republic of (Galante, Raivis)
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Florescent magenta

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Nation

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Latvia

9. What is your deepest secret? When I say I enjoy romance novels I really mean I enjoy erotic literature. I’ve even written and published some under a pseudonym.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? Letting so many of my people get killed through conquest and occupation.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) No, too busy sulking because my ‘friends’ are all douchebags.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: n/a
Mother: n/a

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You bought me here against my will.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Having false accusations made against me by Russia.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II n

22b. World War I n

22c. Any other time, including present service n

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Was most likely under Russia’s control. Serving in the Latvian military.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

NO

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don’t. Now you’re scaring me.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 7135 Brooks Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Kadoya, Tsukasa

· What is the name of the head of household? Kadoya, Tsukasa
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Tsukasa Kadoya
- His wife: Parsee
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Bobby, Jane
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Cyan.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Mar

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? I hate sea cucumber.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? That my pictures never come out right.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother:Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I'm the man who will capture this world on film. It would be unjust to keep me out.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? The third time Natsumikan got me with the Laughing Pressure Point.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Was not of age at the time.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I hope so, and if this is it, then this is probably my punishment.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Spades Slick
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Spades Slick
- His wife: Ciel
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Mion Sonozaki, Marisa Kirisame, Mami Tomoe
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color: Red

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?
France

9. What is your deepest secret?
I don't know. I keep too many, so it's hard to single out a single deepest one.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?
That a death wish used to motivate my only reason for living.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: France
Mother: Unknown, Asia

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):
I worked for the Vatican. We may go anywhere we need or want to.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?
Harboring the same one-sided crush for two years and counting.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?
L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)
C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)
There isn't, things would be too convenient if there was. This town certainly isn't because I still have unfinished business back home.

Thank you for filling out the census!

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