mayfield_ooc | event: return of the census

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event: return of the census

[It's that time again, Mayfield! Early in the morning, the Postman will make his usual rounds. But today, he'll be dropping off some extra special letters...letters that some of you may find quite familiar. In every mailbox are a bundle of census forms, one for each non-drone person (and pet) in the household.

The census appears to be an ordinary form, although the last number of the date is smudged beyond recognition on every form, and there are some odd questions. Upon seeing one of the forms, your character will feel compelled to fill one out and to be absolutely truthful. If your character cannot read or write, their form will be automatically filled out for them. As soon as they are filled out, the forms disappear.]

Mayfield Census 195X

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?

9. What is your deepest secret?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father:
Mother:

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

Thank you for filling out the census!

Mayfield Census 195x

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):
<blockquote>· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:</blockquote>

5. Species (underline applicable):
<blockquote>Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)</blockquote>

6. Sex (underline applicable):
<blockquote>Male (M)
Female (F)</blockquote>

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?

9. What is your deepest secret?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
<blockquote>Father:
Mother:</blockquote>

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
<blockquote>22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service</blockquote>

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

<center>Thank you for filling out the census!</center>

[Notes: Every character may fill this out, although filling it out is optional. If you wish, your character will feel compelled to fill it out. No character will be able to lie on the census. For characters not yet introed, it is all right to assume an additional form was dropped off for them upon arrival.

Filling out a census form will be required to participate in an upcoming event. However, there will also be a separate sign up post closer to event start, so you may fill one out even if you don't know if you will participate.

For any questions, please see the questions thread below. For a sample entry, see the sample mod entry below!]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Crona

· What is the name of the head of household? I don't know
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Uh...
- His wife: Miss Fate?
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): There's one named Mindy. There's another one named Vivio and me.
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

Red. I don't like red.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable): (Seems Crona forgot this one)

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) I've never been married! I can't handle thinking about that!

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? I don't know?

9. What is your deepest secret? I wish I had never been born.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) I don't know what that means.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Putting that snake in Miss Marie's tea and betraying everyone.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I don't know
Mother: I don't know where Lady Medusa was born. I can't imagine Lady Medusa being a kid.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I don't want to be here!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? When Ragnarok pulled up Maka's skirt. That was horrible.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) I don't think I've ever had any of those.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I really don't understand any of this!

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? What is that?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't know if there's an afterlife. I don't want to think about that! This place couldn't possibly be it.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 729 Anderson
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Wulfenbach, Klaus

· What is the name of the head of household? Wulfenbach, Klaus
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Klaus Wulfenbach
- His wife: Lucrezia Mongfish
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Hiccup, Dexter
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color: Pink

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify): Construct

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? Mar

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Transylvania

9. What is your deepest secret? I am not half as powerful as I like people to think I am. My hold on my country and my own sanity is far more precarious than how I present it to those I need to control.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? My seeming inability to protect a long line of people that I care for.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Transylvania
Mother: Transylvania

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Whoever is in charge of deciding who to pull into this town brought me here. I suggest you ask them, if you want a justification.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Every tar pit I ever fell into.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) M, U, C, P, T, S

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II: No

22b. World War I: No

22c. Any other time, including present service No

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): It is impossible to be unpatriotic to a country that is not one's own. Patriotism does not work that way.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There is no afterlife. Given that I have died before, decades before I was ever brought to Mayfield, I can say this with absolute certainty. If there was no afterlife when I died then, there certainly isn't now.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Wang, Jialong
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Jialong Wang
- His wife: Panty Wang
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):Charls Wang
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color:

Red

5. Species (underline applicable): Angel

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married?Mar

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Heaven

9. What is your deepest secret? I was scared

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) What?

11. What are you most ashamed about? When I couldn't take that geek boy.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? H

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? Female

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: N/A
Mother:

Heaven

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Fuck off

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? When I couldn't take that geek boy.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) N/A

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Yes. I'm from Heaven idiot.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Derp, least favorite color is blue

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 749 Partridge Dr
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Schuester, William
- His wife: N/A
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families: Schuester, Winry
- Your least favorite color:

Red

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never Married

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Ohio

9. What is your deepest secret? I did want to go to New York, but not enough to leave my kids.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) American Parents

11. What are you most ashamed about? The way I treated Emma when she was with that Dentist.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Work

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) N/A

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) N/A

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) N/A

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) N/A

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: US
Mother:

US

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): N/A

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Toxic

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I wanted to teach, isn't educating the youth of America patriotic too?

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Yes, I just feel it.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 435 Peepers Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? Sure as hell wish it were, but no.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Spiegel, Spike

· What is the name of the head of household? Spiegel
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Spike
- His wife: Wife.
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Kid and the other one.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: Nah.
- Your least favorite color: Purple

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Mar

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Mars

9. What is your deepest secret? Sometimes. I think I might actually be awake, and this is real life.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Yes

11. What are you most ashamed about? Letting her die. I can't stop thinking about that.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Mars
Mother: Mars

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Because you brought me here. Guess that's enough right, isn't it?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Once I left a lobster in the fridge. Big mistake.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Because I didn't feel like it.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) This isn't hell. Not enough brimstone. Nice try.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Dr. Egon Spengler
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife: Ilsa Higa
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): I think it is just me!
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

Oh, geez, I dunno. They're all okay I guess?

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? This seems like the kind of question I should have an answer to!

9. What is your deepest secret? Pfft, you will have to work way harder than that to get a secret out of me!

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: USA!
Mother:

Ectobiology lab in space. Also she is also my grandma.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Oh my god, every time I have a birthday it is like Caketopia in my house. You do not know my pain.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Uh. Medicine?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) (communism isn't a disease fucknuts!!!)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service

N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I'm fucking 13 years old!

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? This census is starting to freak me the hell out!

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Man I have died a couple of times and I still haven't ended up in an afterlife. Frankly it is kind of bullshit!

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? I believe his name is... Warren West?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): It is only myself...
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

I cannot say I have given thought to the subject.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Izalith.

9. What is your deepest secret? I... do not know of any. I keep little secrets...

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) What does this mean?

11. What are you most ashamed about? To think of Quelaag working so hard for my sake... it is unbearable.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) ...keeping house?

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I have none.
Mother:

My mother is the witch of Izalith. I know not where she was born.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I did not ask to be taken here...

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? That is... private.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine, of course!

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) I have never heard of any f these...

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I... suppose I don't. The thought is most unnerving.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 952 Beulah Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Kenobi, Obi-Wan

· What is the name of the head of household? Kenobi, Obi-Wan
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Obi-Wan Kenobi
- His wife: Stocking
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

Black

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? Nev.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? I'm afraid I was not even born on this planet.

9. What is your deepest secret? ...The doubt I held in the Jedi Order during their final months.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? Not being there for Anakin when it was clear he needed me.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Foreign System
Mother:

Foreign System

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I believe freedom should be granted to all who choose it.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Ahem, I suppose the times I lost my lightsaber in the past.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Both are essential, I believe.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) I cannot say I've heard of any of these illnesses

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service

N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I am not American, as I do not even come from this Galactic System. I did, however, serve in the Great Clone War.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No, I am a Jedi.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) For those who wish it, there is the possibility of life after death, and becoming one with the Force.

Thank you for filling out the census!

((If I'm too late filling this out, ignore it.^^;;;))

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Belphegor

· What is the name of the head of household? Kiritsugu Emiya
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Emiya, Maiya, me
· List in this order:
- The head: Emiya
- His wife: Maiya
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Not that I'm their kid, but I guess that's me. I just call Emiya daddy to mess with him.
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

Sometimes it's red. Otherwise no special colour.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)

Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)

Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? [Scribbled over]

9. What is your deepest secret? That my feeling's playing tricks on me. And that it's about Bianco Natale.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? All the shit my brother made me do when I was a kid. Got him back for it though.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) No 'skipping school' alternative? Ot.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Considering my work back home, yep.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: [Scribbled over]
Mother:

[Scribbled over]

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Who was it that brought me here?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? [Scribbled over]

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R).

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): It's not like I'm American, and I don't have an American citizenship, so why would I? Would've done whatever I'd felt like even if I did though. I wasn't even born until long after WWI&II.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't remember being killed right before getting pulled here so it's not the afterlife. I've talked to people who says they're dead, so yeah there's some sort of afterlife.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-29 20:10 (UTC)

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 753 Partridge Drive
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Sfondi, Johnny

· What is the name of the head of household? Sfondi, Johnny
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Sfondi, Johnny
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

White... such a hassle to keep clean.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? A Country

9. What is your deepest secret? I may have an attraction to someone

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Yes

11. What are you most ashamed about? Nothing at all

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: US
Mother: US

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Well I suppose it would be allowing myself to be careless enough to be caught by the police...

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Those wars happened so long ago... and I prefer to fight my own battles.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There most likely is, but this can't be it at all. I'm hardly dead at all.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 748 Partridge

2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No

3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Erde, Tieria

· What is the name of the head of household? Date, Fuyuhiko
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Date, Fuyuhiko
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Erde, Tieria | Care, Hiling
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Lime Green

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Innovade

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? None

9. What is your deepest secret? I am not human.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) I was not born.

11. What are you most ashamed about? That our first attempt to complete the first state of the Plan failed.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Y

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country) I do not have parents.

Father:
Mother:

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You brought me here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Going undercover as a woman.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N
22b. World War I N
22c. Any other time, including present service Y

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I was not alive during those wars.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There is not. The afterlife is a human construct of the imagination. This is not imaginary.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-30 03:38 (UTC)

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 919 Bilko Blvd.
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?no
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?no

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Goodman, Keith

· What is the name of the head of household?Goodman, Keith
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:Goodman, Keith
- His wife:Aife
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):Trucy
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

I like all of them without bias!

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)
I have never been married.
8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?
United States.
9. What is your deepest secret?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)
I don't know. I'm sorry, again, very sorry.
11. What are you most ashamed about?
I wasn't able to buy more than one puppy at the pet shop when I bought John. I wanted to buy them all, I really did! I hope they all have good homes.
For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Something else.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)
No.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
Yes! There are always things to do.
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)Yes I do! I am ~~a hero for Hero TV~~ in law enforcement.

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)
I am willing to help the town in any way that I can!

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: United States
Mother:

United States

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?
Disappointing my fans.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?
They are both equally important!
21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War IIn

22b. World War In

22c. Any other time, including present service

n

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I don't recall those wars.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)
I don't remember dying at all!
Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-30 05:48 (UTC)

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1449 Mitchell Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Gumshoe, Dick

· What is the name of the head of household? Dick Gumshoe
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Dick Gumshoe
- His wife: I don't know the drone's name, I just call her 'darling' so as not to worry her. At least she doesn't look like Miss von Karma anymore.
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Rita, Nagihiko
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color: Either blood red or defender blue

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (?)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never married. Unless you count the drone, but then you wouldn't really be asking this if you did, huh?

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? California

9. What is your deepest secret? Sometimes, I worry that I'm just not cut out to be a detective, and everyone would just be happier if I quit.

~~10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)~~

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I've let my friends down in the past.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

~~13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)~~

~~14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)~~

~~15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)~~

~~16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)~~

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: US
Mother: US

~~18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):~~

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Um, do you mean recently? Because there was that time Missile ran off with my pants while I was doing laundry because it smelled of hot dogs just the other day...

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Aren't they both important?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C ...Wait, Communism isn't a disease!

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II No

22b. World War I No

22c. Any other time, including present service No

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Well, I wasn't alive for those World Wars for one thing, and I've been busy working on the police force to actually volunteer.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Well, I know this person who talked about spirit channeling before and I'm pretty sure if I was dead and in the afterlife, they'd at least check on me to see how I was doing. Least that's what I'd do if I could talk to spirits, you know? But that hasn't happened yet, so I don't think this is the afterlife.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? I'm pretty sure that's Miss GLaDOS
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Oh, you mean Mr. Engineer? That's kinda of sexist though, just assuming the head is the husband, don't you think?
- His wife: I don't think Miss GLaDOS and Mr. Engineer are actually married.
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): The drones don't tell me their names...
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color: Ultraviolet is kind of hard on my visual sensors, but I don't really hate it.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (?)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) I'm an AI!

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)
I don't actually have a gender, I was just made to be helpful for Section 9.

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? I wasn't really born, but I was built and programmed in Japan.

9. What is your deepest secret? I don't have any secrets, as that would be counterproductive to working as support to Section 9!

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Do you mean a naturalized citizen of America? I don't think AIs are allowed to be citizens.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Why would I be ashamed of what I'm programmed to do?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) All the drones think I'm a dog, so no one would hire me anyways.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I don't have a father, unless you count the people who created the program that is the basis of my AI.
Mother: I don't have a mother, either.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I don't think I can explain in less than 100 words the importance of existence to someone, whether for an Artificial Intelligence, a human, or a cyborg. If you want, I can explain in person though!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? There was that one time we were ask to break through a firewall and used an NFB.worm program when we should have just used a TLR.trojan program. Mr. Ishikawa laughed at us for quite a bit over that one.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Well, medicine is important for the biological factor, but laughter and the morale it imparts has an important psychological effect as well.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Communism isn't a disease!

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Again, I don't think I can explain this in less than 100 words, but as an AI, I also don't have a soul, nor can die in the conventional organic sense, so the possibility of an afterlife doesn't really affect me directly. That also means this really can't be such as I can't exist in a spiritual sense.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Theodore Crawford
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Theodore Crawford
- His wife: It use to be Kira, but she's been droned for quite awhile now...
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Rin Okumura and Yukio Okumura
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None.
- Your least favorite color: Hrrm, Ah guess maybe pink? At least, in terms of what color Ah'd want anything Ah own to be.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (?)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Earth pony

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Ponyville, Equestria

9. What is your deepest secret? Ah can still speak with a Manehattan accent if Ah wanted to...

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Now what's that suppose to mean? Ah'm plenty natural.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Well....Ah kinda feel ashamed that Ah kept that outfit Ah had Rarity remake for me. Looking back on it, it kinda did look a little silly. Though those galoshes are pretty useful.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Equestria
Mother: Equestria

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Ah don't know, you're the ones who brought me here. Ah'm sure if you've forgotten, mahself and mah two friends, Bucky McGillycuddy and Kicks McGee, would love a chance to remind you.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? That recent Applebuck season when Big Macintosh was hurt and Ah tried to harvest the entire orchard mahself.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Usually both are pretty good help, aren't they?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) What in the hay kind of diseases are those? Is that like Pony Pox or the Feather Flu?

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) You know, Ah'd rather worry about the here and now, and figure out how to get home then hash this out with whoever reads this right now...

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 5721 Cunningham Lane
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Groot. I refuse to acknowledge the ridiculous name this town imposes upon me.

· What is the name of the head of household? I assume you mean me, Groot.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Groot
- His wife: this town has assigned someone named Courtney as my 'wife'
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): none
- Married sons and daughters and their families: none
- Your least favorite color: Sometimes ultraviolet is annoying, but it seems I don't have to deal with it in this human form.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (?)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Flora Colossi

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Planet X

9. What is your deepest secret? I am not the head royal of Planet X.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Unless you did the paperwork for me when you kidnap me here, I'd have to say no.

11. What are you most ashamed about? That despite my strength or intelligence, I was unable to save my friends.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Planet X
Mother: Planet X
Flora Colossi don't reproduce in mammalian fashion, but someone had to provide the pollen and another the flowers, both of which originated from my home planet.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Probably the same justification you use to keep us here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? While a sprig needing water, I let a raccoon get away with spitting on me.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine, obviously.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) I had a mild case of rust fungus when I was younger, but some medicine cleared it up as it usually does.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): You mean other than the fact that I'm not from America, that I was never on planet earth until the year you call 1960, or that I have been busy trying to prevent an intergalactic war tearing apart the entire universe?

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) If you're suggesting that this is some sort of hellish punishment for my sins, then I may agree that this is it. Otherwise, the concept of an afterlife for my species is tend not to come up as we are able to regenerate our entire selves, memories and all, from a sprig, and thus making us able to live almost indefinitely.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Falk Gatt
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Falk Gatt
- His wife: Dakki Sigal
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Aurica Nestmile
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color:

Orange

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Android

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? The colony ship Pioneer 2

9. What is your deepest secret? That I once gave serious consideration to joining Illuminus.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Being unable to have saved my friends on Ragol.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: N/A
Mother: N/A

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I have as much a right to be here as any other organic or non-organic being.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? The first time my new friends on Parum took me out club hopping. It was very awkward.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) The Holy Light can support the resonance of a being's soul long after they've passed on. This isn't at all what was described. This isn't an afterlife.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Key-Fu
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Key-Fu
- His wife: That drone lady
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Picky Minch
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

Brown

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Eagleland

9. What is your deepest secret? I really, really want to be a cool hero someday, just like Ness and his friends.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) ...what?

11. What are you most ashamed about? Not trying harder to find Pokey after he left.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Eagleland
Mother: Eagleland

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): America is a lot like Eagleland so I guess that means its okay for me to be here too.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? When I was really really little and I wet the bed and mom and dad yelled and yelled and yelled at me.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service

N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I'm just 8 years old?

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No!

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Heaven is supposed to be a really nice place with clouds and angels and stuff and Mayfield isnt like that so its not.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Edgar but he's droned
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Edgar
- His wife: Trisha but she got droned too
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Edward, Alphonse but he's droned too
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Yucky green

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Vampire!

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? One time I ate all of Chachamaru's strawberries and lied and said there were no strawberries at all

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) I dunnyo

11. What are you most ashamed about? Being mean to Chachamaru those times

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan I think?
Mother: Japan maybe?

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I like it here and it has nyice people and they like me and I get along okay so I can stay and I don't take up much space.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Trying to run away from my friends because vampires live forever and will only end up losing them. That was dumb

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I dunnyo. I would go ask Nyatenshi when I get home but I can't get home so I can't ask him

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 2240 Stevens Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Waters, Natalie

· What is the name of the head of household? Natalie Waters (I refuse to declare that that stupid drone husband is in charge of anything)
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Natalie Waters
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Lili Zanatto
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Pastel pink

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Vampire

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Canada

9. What is your deepest secret? The true location of my haven.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Failing to save father when that Lancea Sanctum asshole ordered a blood hunt on him.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) Yes

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Canada
Mother: Canada

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You stupid idiots are the ones that brought me here in the first place. If you think I don't deserve to be here, I would be more than happy to leave.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Having gotten myself kidnapped by the Brood. I shouldn't have left myself so vulnerable to allow it to happen.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) M, C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) As a vampire, I likely exist outside of the standard cycle of birth and death, and thus have no business wandering around in any afterlife. Therefore, I shouldn't even be here.

Thank you for filling out the census!

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