mayfield_ooc | event: return of the census

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event: return of the census

[It's that time again, Mayfield! Early in the morning, the Postman will make his usual rounds. But today, he'll be dropping off some extra special letters...letters that some of you may find quite familiar. In every mailbox are a bundle of census forms, one for each non-drone person (and pet) in the household.

The census appears to be an ordinary form, although the last number of the date is smudged beyond recognition on every form, and there are some odd questions. Upon seeing one of the forms, your character will feel compelled to fill one out and to be absolutely truthful. If your character cannot read or write, their form will be automatically filled out for them. As soon as they are filled out, the forms disappear.]

Mayfield Census 195X

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?

9. What is your deepest secret?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father:
Mother:

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

Thank you for filling out the census!

Mayfield Census 195x

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):
<blockquote>· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:</blockquote>

5. Species (underline applicable):
<blockquote>Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)</blockquote>

6. Sex (underline applicable):
<blockquote>Male (M)
Female (F)</blockquote>

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?

9. What is your deepest secret?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
<blockquote>Father:
Mother:</blockquote>

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
<blockquote>22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service</blockquote>

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

<center>Thank you for filling out the census!</center>

[Notes: Every character may fill this out, although filling it out is optional. If you wish, your character will feel compelled to fill it out. No character will be able to lie on the census. For characters not yet introed, it is all right to assume an additional form was dropped off for them upon arrival.

Filling out a census form will be required to participate in an upcoming event. However, there will also be a separate sign up post closer to event start, so you may fill one out even if you don't know if you will participate.

For any questions, please see the questions thread below. For a sample entry, see the sample mod entry below!]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Hedervary, Elizaveta.

· What is the name of the head of household? Drone.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Drone Ho Jin, Jorge.
- His wife: Hedervary, Elizaveta.
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Clover Duck and Kuroko Shirai
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color:

Maroon.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

Nation

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Divorced :(

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? The Carpathian Basin

9. What is your deepest secret? All of this has led me to believe that I will never be free. I sorely wish for much earlier times, hectic as they were.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? My submission after the war.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No. You've forced me to become a housewife :(

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)
No
15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No.

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) This place makes it near impossible to do a job I'm proud of. And what do you mean by "female"?

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I never had one.
Mother:

Oh dear.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I was taken here against my will. Isn't this getting old by now?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Being forced into a dress for the first time.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) ... Communism?

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) No one is ever meant to know, are they?

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 946 Beulah Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No, but I would appreciate it if the property could be expanded.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Saigyouji, Yuyuko

· What is the name of the head of household? Saigyouji, Yuyuko
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Saigyouji, Yuyuko
- His wife: I have never been married, but there is another adult that lives here. Sephiroth I think his name is? I don't know if it's a first or last name though. I hardly doubt he could be called my wife.
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): I don't have any children of my own. SeeU is the girl that lives here. Maybe Estonia too...
- Married sons and daughters and their families: Estonia? He seems like the kind of boy what would have a nice wife. I wonder if he's seeing anyone.
- Your least favorite color: Grey

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H) For now, I hope to rectify that soon.
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Gensokyou

9. What is your deepest secret? There were times when I had a small desire to walk among the land of the living. Once the border between the netherworld and the living world weakened it wasn't such a problem. After being resurrected here, I can say with confidence I much prefer being dead.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) ?? I would say there's nothing unnatural with being a ghost. Although the circumstances for my revival may be quite unnatural.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Shame is a troublesome thing, I try not to hold on to it.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I can't say that I really remember my father...
Mother: Can't say I remember my mother either.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I have just as much a right as anyone else. If you don't want me here then you shouldn't have bought me here in the first place.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I suppose having my attempts to make the Saigyou Ayakashi bloom ruined was a little embarrassing but it's all water under the bridge. It doesn't bother me.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Of course there's an afterlife, and this certainly isn't it. How do I know? I'd lived there for hundreds of years prior to my arrival in Mayfield.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1646 Albright Lane
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Kirkland, Arthur

· What is the name of the head of household? Kirkland, Arthur
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Kirkland, Arthur
- His wife: N/A
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Haku
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color: Blue

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Nation

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? England

9. What is your deepest secret? Sometimes I get lonely

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? What I did to the colonies and America.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

~~14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)~~

~~15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)~~

~~16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)~~

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: N/A
Mother: N/A

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I’d rather not be here anyway!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? That fucking nurse dress.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Because I was fighting for the UK – and from the start of both too, rather than coming in half arsed at the end to try and take all the bloody glory. I protected America before he decided to be a dick and leave me.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? I should bloody well hope not!

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) [There’s a scribble on the page which might be the broken end of a thought trail which goes something along the lines of ‘this place is more or less what I thought hell would be like if it existed… fuckshitwhat no did that someone finally fuck up and blow us all up I am going to kill America if I ever find my way out of this mess’]

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-25 21:36 (UTC)

· What is the name of the head of household? Maxwell, Virginia
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Virginia Maxwell
- His wife: Balin Wilbur
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Caesar Silverberg
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color: Grey

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? The Republic of Toran

9. What is your deepest secret? Pretty sure you got the only one I had last time, you assholes.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? How useless everyone in this town is. It's making me look bad!

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) No, because go to hell, that's why.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Toran Republic (Scarlet Moon Empire)
Mother: Toran Republic (Scarlet Moon Empire)

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Being in any of Nadir's ridiculous plays.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service. N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Your country sucks.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

NO. STOP ASKING.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't know or care if there is, but if there is one, mine sure wouldn't have any of you in it.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:
On account of me being better than him, I’m going to fill this out.
1. House address: 915 Bilko Boulevard
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Maladict (Crpl)

• What is the name of the head of household? John Watson. Apparently. I’ll wrestle it for him any day.
• What are the names of all other persons who live here?
• List in this order:
- The head: John Watson
- His wife: Maladict
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Kyon, Ran, Conan. They probably have last names too, but I don’t pay that much attention to them.
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:Pink

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Vampire

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never. Unless you count my quote-unquote-husband here.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Borogravia.

9. What is your deepest secret? I used to murder people and drink their blood. And I enjoyed it

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) …What?

11. What are you most ashamed about? That would be the murdering people thing.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wandering around, avoiding my menial job.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Does mocking others count as work? Guess not.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) Yes, but you won’t let me be a fireman.

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Borogravia
Mother: Borogravia

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I don’t want to be here. You can send me back any time now, I’ll be good with it.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Halluctinating a war I’d never fought in and passing it on to my fellow soldiers was a little awkward.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? As I’m a vampire and never actually get sick, I’m going to go with laughter. L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) What did I just say about vampires not getting sick?

For All Males in the Household:
Yeah, whatever, I’m doing this too. Bring on the census police.
22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N): No. I served in the Borogravian army.

22a. World War II No

22b. World War I No

22c. Any other time, including present service I was just heading back to war when you people dragged me here.

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? What’s a communist?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Of course there is. Have you not met Death? Tall guy? Kind of skinny? Besides, there’s always the vampirism option. If you’re into that sort of thing, I guess.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1487 Kramden Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Fell, Zira

· What is the name of the head of household? Fell, Zira
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Fell, Zira
- His wife: Rorolina
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Ebony, Yuuko
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Black

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Angel

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Angels aren’t really born at all.

9. What is your deepest secret? The Arrangement with Crowley

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? Occasionally helping Crowley out

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

~~14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)~~

~~15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)~~

~~16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)~~

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: N/A
Mother:N/A

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): If I wanted to reason it, I would say that I am spreading Gods Word, however, I was not given a choice about being here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Being questioned about the sword at the gates of Eden.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) N/A

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I was rather occupied in Europe. Besides, I don’t think I can be unpatriotic towards a country that I am not a citizen of.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There is an afterlife, and this isn’t it. There would be a lot more viewings of The Sound of Music if it was.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Unfortunately, I suppose it is the buffoon Abel Nightroad.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Amy Pond, Cain Knightlord
· List in this order: I believe I already told you the names of everyone who lives here, so listing again in such a manner is idiotically repetitive. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
- The head: Abel
- His wife: Amy
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): myself, Cain
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Perhaps brown; it is rather inelegant.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Vampire

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never married, of course.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Transylvania.

9. What is your deepest secret? I love that stupid, idiotic, barbarian of a boy.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? That in the end, I am powerless. In the end, I still failed to truly make the change necessary in my world, and have failed more times than I truly care to remember.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Transylvania
Mother: Transylvania

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Indeed I have no real right to be here, but neither did you fools have the right to kidnap me from my own home and bring me here. If you have issue with my being here, address that problem to yourselves.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Those Spectacles of Eros were... in the end, rather mortifying...

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Perhaps laughter. It is always great fun to laugh in the face of buffoons.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None, of course. I would never be infected by such simpleton ailments.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Truthfully, I've no idea, but I cannot say I care to know.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Ouka Midarezakis
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Ouka Midarezaki
- His wife: Kyouka
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Sora, Sunny
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color: I like all colors!

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? I ate Yuki's lunch without asking her this one time, but I was still just so hungry!!!

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? I can't think of anything. Sorry. :(

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) Yes! Knight of Justice!

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) I answered yes to 15 but this question is pretty mean. You guys should get rid of it.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): But you brought me here. Why do I need to justify it?!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I think it's when I was doing something bad when Koharu showed me her Exaclan mark and Yuki laughed at me a lot. I don't know why!

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Both!!!

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Of course there is! But it can't be here. Afterlives are supposed to be nicer or reincarnations and cool stuff!

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 835 Hastings Boulevard
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No, it is not.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No, it is not, but I could make it that big if you let me level some of the other houses.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): The Earth King, Amaimon

· What is the name of the head of household? Amaimon
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Me.
- His wife: Dead lady.
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): They used to be people but they are not now.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: No.
- Your least favorite color: Orange is kind of ugly I guess.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify): Demon

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? I am from Gehenna.

9. What is your deepest secret? I do not keep secrets.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No. What is that?

11. What are you most ashamed about? I do not have that emotion. That is a human thing.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) I did not know this culture expected me to be employed, since I am better than all of you and do not think I need to work. You should mention these things.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Gehenna
Mother: Gehenna

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): This is another one of brother's prisons, but even if it were not, I am allowed to go anywhere that I please.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I do not get embarrassed, either.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? I do not need medicine, so laughter.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

Communism is not a disease. You are not very good at listing things.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I am not American.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No. I am a demon. I told you this already.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Yes and because it is not.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Klaus Wulfenbach
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Klaus Wulfenbach
- His wife: Lucrezia Mongfish
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Hiccup Haddock, Dexter
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None, I don't think
- Your least favorite color: Uh... I dunno. Gray, maybe?

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Berk

9. What is your deepest secret? I don't really keep any secrets anymore.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) I don't know what that means.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Being useless most of the time.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Berk
Mother: Berk

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You brought me here, you tell me.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Well there was this one time when Dad tried to take me fishing and I thought I caught a fish but it was actually my Dad. Still not really sure how that happened. Also pretty much my entire life before Toothless showed up.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Uh... L? I guess?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) I don't really know what any of those are. Actually no, I know what Communism is. It's not a disease though, is it?

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Well I'm pretty sure I'm too young.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? Okay well technically sort of? I mean it's kind of how Berk works, but it's not the same as the Communism that you're all scared of.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Yeah, there's an afterlife. And I'm pretty sure this isn't it because we're not standing around in a wasteland doing nothing or feasting and battling for eternity in a big hall.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Thrall. Or Thrull. He's an orc. I know that at least.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Thrall
- His wife: Drone
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Pokey
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Blue. Shut up.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Eagleland

9. What is your deepest secret? Considering you've pretty much dragged out everything else I've tried to keep secret all I have left is that I'm jealous of Slugger. And I hate that I am.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Sure whatever

11. What are you most ashamed about? I have to pick just one thing out of all the crap I've done and will do?

Having left Picky alone.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Eagleland
Mother: Eagleland

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I probably don't have a right to be here. I guess I could get pissed at you for bringing me here, but it's probably the best thing to ever happen to me. Which is why I don't deserve it.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? This Valentine's Day. Not even kissing Slugger or Jade was the embarrassing point. But forcing that confession out of me?

I that's probably the only time I've felt embarrassed before.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) U, C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service

N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Naw.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? Know what? After this, I'm thinking about it just because it seems to piss you off.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

I don't know. But I do care. And I'm hoping that if there is this isn't it because whoever would be in charge of it would be a sick freak to submit the people who shouldn't be here to it.

I'm willing to believe it in my case.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1667 Nelson
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No. Although, the extra space would be appreciated if you could spare it!

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): The Major. I have no need for anything else.

· What is the name of the head of household? The Major
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Annie Goldsmith, Draco Malfoy, Zuko, and Usagi.
· List in this order:
- The head: The Major
- His wife: I don't believe "wife" is the appropriate term. But Annie Goldsmith
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Draco, Zuko, Usagi
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Red

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (Cyborg)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Germany

9. What is your deepest secret? If it had not been for the fact that vampires are the culmination of several minds and wills, and not just a singular one?

I would have taken the offer to be one.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Shame? My friend, I have nothing to be ashamed of! But I suppose if I must say what shames me the most it's that the war I had prepared for my men was unable to go unto all eternity.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Germany
Mother: Germany

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): And I'll answer as I did last year: no one has a right to anything! It's simply about who might take and grasp it.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Shame and embarrassment might as well be the same thing!

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter is medicine

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) M, U, C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II No, but I'm sure I met some of yours during that time period!

22b. World War I No

22c. Any other time, including present service

No

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

I have always found it odd to think that a soldier is intended to show allegiance to anything but his "work", to anything but his actual cause and love. A writer might sign contracts with publishers and an architect and engineers with companies, but these aren't allegiances. Merely work done for those who can benefit from their talents, because the true allegiance of these people is to their work.

So should it be, I think, with soldiers.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? Hardly

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

This is Valhalla and if it not be such proper than it shall be my personal one.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 2237 Stevens
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No but that'd be pretty cool. I went cow tipping once. It was alright.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No but hey how about you expand it for us. Or I'll just take over the neighboring houses.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Whatever I feel like, but right now Haruhara, Haruko

· What is the name of the head of household? Haruko Haruhara. ME.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Big Guy and Yuna
· List in this order:
- The head: Me. I just told you this.
- ~~His~~ HER ~~wife~~ meatshield: Big Guy
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Yuna
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Brown

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)Alien. Holy god, you have Communist and Catgirl on here but not alien? Speciest.

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev Not gonna happen

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away

9. What is your deepest secret? I do care

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) What? I don't understand this. This like going native or something?

11. What are you most ashamed about? Shame is for assholes

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Dunno
Mother: No clue

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I'm the only person with rights. There ya go.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? So okay this one time when I was a kid I was ice skating right? So we were at this pond that got frozen over and my aunt is watching me and I'm all like "Look at me! I'm the BEST ice skater!" And the thing is I was. Like you think there are some fancy pants professionals and all but as a kid I was miles above those assholes. You better believe it.

So there I am tearing up the ice and I'm about to do this twirl when all of a sudden my skate hits the ice wrong - there was something wrong with that patch of ice I guess - and WHUMP! Down I go right on my little ass.

It kinda hurt, and it was the first time I fell. And I was young. Like really really young. Like just barely out of the "I can use basic motor functions now" young. Okay maybe that's an exaggeration but not too much. I mean, it's hard. Explaining age the way you humans do and

Look I cried alright? I cried cause I fell and then my aunt came and picked me up and it was the first of two times I ever cried.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? If you have laughter you don't need medicine

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Your earth diseases aren't even a thing

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? I was for a couple years because it seemed like a nice excuse to mooch off people.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

See I know this isn't the afterlife. Because it's like the good book says

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.

Oh. You know it makes me wonder.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1450 Mitchell Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Williamson, Benjamin

· What is the name of the head of household? Me, I suppose.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Miss GLaDOS, Tachikoma
· List in this order:
- The head: Me? Although I have a feeling that it's Miss GLaDOS who runs the house.
- His wife: She's not my real wife, but Miss GLaDOS lives as the wife here.
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Drones
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color:

Blue

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Mar

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Texas

9. What is your deepest secret? I tend to want to solve my problems through violence.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? The fact that I feel the need to hurt or kill someone when they wrong me.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Texas, America
Mother:

Texas, America

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? When I threw up and cried after my first day at work as a RED.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Chicken-pox

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N): N

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I was born after WW2, and I don't really want to kill people.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Yes, there is one, but it sure as hell ain't here! I believe in the Bible, and to think that you even want to equate this place to Heaven is an insult to what Jesus died for.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1665 Nelson Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? Nope!
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? Not sure, actually. It's just a house in town.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): West, Wally

· What is the name of the head of household? That'd be me.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Wally
- His wife: Madame Foster
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Gash Bell
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None!
- Your least favorite color:

Oh man, pink, probably.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Missouri

9. What is your deepest secret? I'm a superhero called The Flash.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) American through and through!

11. What are you most ashamed about? Whenever I let anyone down, that's pretty bad. It hits me pretty hard.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: USA
Mother: USA

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Man, this one time I accidentally blew up the side of Bruce Wayne's house. That was pretty bad.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? They're both pretty important, but probably laughter. L.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service Does working as a superhero to protect the world count? Because it totally should.

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Well I wasn't born during WW1 or WW2 so yeah there's that.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? Nope.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I dunno about an afterlife. I mean this one time I ran into the Speed Force and it kind of seemed like heaven in a way, but this definitely isn't it. Nothing like it.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Snow
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Snow
- His wife: Drone
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): There's only me
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color:

Orange

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? I'm not sure, but I know I'm American.

9. What is your deepest secret? That I've been having dreams and strange visions of being Terra, this super heroine who betrayed the Titans but later tried to fix everything.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I may be a super heroine who destroyed the entire town, killed people, and wrecked lots of private property.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes. I work at a cafe part-time.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: American
Mother: American, I think?

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? When I tripped at the cafeteria and accidentally threw the chocolate fudge at the headmaster.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Not sure? I don't recall any of them.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't really know. I've never really thought about it.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Drone
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Drone
- His wife: Shepard, Jane
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Drone
- Married sons and daughters and their families: Drone
- Your least favorite color:

Pink

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? New York

9. What is your deepest secret? I used to be part of a gang.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I once used to hurt people for the fun of it.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Never knew him
Mother: Never knew her

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I never knew them.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? The first time I saw an Asari, I thought she was a human squid.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I'm not bothered with this sort of thing, but if there is then you're doing a poor job of copying it.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 507 Ricardo
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No. Do you even have those here? Why are you asking?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): "Gumballs", Benson

· What is the name of the head of household? Benson
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Equius Zahhak
· List in this order:
- The head: Benson
- His wife: Drone
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Equius
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Who cares?

It's green, by the way.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Gumball Machine

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? California

9. What is your deepest secret? I never finished college

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? [He's written the statement once, erased it, and proceeded to write and erase it at least two more times before just leaving it.]

My jobs

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: United States
Mother: United States

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Valentine's Day. Jesus.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine no really what is with some of the questions here? Is this a gag?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) U, C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Well, I wasn't born during World War 1 and 2 and I couldn't pass the physical examinations to get into the military.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

I don't know.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Some fellow called "The Major"
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: The Major
- His wife: Annie
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Usagi, Draco, Zuko
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

Red

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? England

9. What is your deepest secret? That I no longer want to be a Death Eater, nor do I believe in Lord Voldemort.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I have tortured and killed many people in horrible ways.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) I don't have to answer to the likes of you. I'm a student at school, and in civilised society we don't force our students to find work; we expect them to study

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: England
Mother: England

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Because you damn well put me here!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? When I got turned into a Ferret.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine. What's the point of laughing if you're dying.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N): No

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I'm not bloody American.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? What on earth is a Communist? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Again with Muggle terminology? I don't know and I don't care.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? We don't have one at the moment, but it was Saix.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Echizen Ryoma.
· List in this order:
- The head: Saix
- His wife: Me!
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Echizen Ryoma
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None!
- Your least favorite color: I rather like them all, actually.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan, technically.

9. What is your deepest secret? I don't have any secrets!

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No!

11. What are you most ashamed about? Nothing, really.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Not what you'd consider work, probably. No.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No.

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No.

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) Well I'm a woman, so in your eyes I think that's a valid answer, unfortunately.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You brought me here! Does that count?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I don't have any!

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Both are absolutely necessary!

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None of the above!

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? Nope!

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't know, and I don't know! It'd be interesting if it were, I'm sure, but I'm reasonably confident it isn't.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 340 Brady Lane
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Vargas, Feliciano

· What is the name of the head of household? That's me!
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Me again!
- His wife: Meiling
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Patchouli and Koakuma. I don't know how old they are...
- Married sons and daughters and their families: I don't think so.
- Your least favorite color:

I like all the colors!

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) : I'm a Nation!

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Italy

9. What is your deepest secret? I don't really have anymore secrets, I tend to accidentally tell everyone. I think one secret I do have that nobody knows though is that I think England's food isn't that bad. Just that England cooks it badly.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I betrayed my friends at the end of World War 2.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I don't have one. I have a grandfather though, and he's Rome!
Mother: I don't know?

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I don't actually want to be here. If I need to be American, can you send me home because I'm definitely not American?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Umm...when I have to run away all the time from people stronger than me. I don't like running away, but it's just so scary!!!

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter!

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) I don't think Nations can get sick with these...

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N): No

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Why do I want to work for America?

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Well, the Bible says that there's a Heaven for those who believe in Jesus. But Heaven is supposed to be up in the sky, and everyone's supposed to be happy there. I don't think this place is very happy, so I don't think it's Heaven.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 845 goldberg
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? no
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? do not know

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): jormungandr

· What is the name of the head of household? jormungandr
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? jormungandr, child
· List in this order:
- The head: jormungandr
- His wife: drone
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): child
- Married sons and daughters and their families: none
- Your least favorite color: unimportant

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) sea serpent

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? jotunheim

9. What is your deepest secret? no secrets

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) no

11. What are you most ashamed about? nothing

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: jotunheim
Mother: jotunheim

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): no reason i should be under the sea

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? nothing

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? unimportant

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) none

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II no

22b. World War I no

22c. Any other time, including present service no

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): i do not care i am a sea serpent

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? no

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) there is but it is not for me and this is not it

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Ragbix, Xigbar
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Ragbix, Xigbar
- His wife: Frye, Kaywinnit Lee
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families: Couple of drones
- Your least favorite color: Grey

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (?)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Kowlonshi

9. What is your deepest secret? There are federal fugitives travelling on Serenity.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Freezing up when we were trying to rescue the Captain from Niska's thugs.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Kowlonshi
Mother: Kowlonshi

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Don't even want to be.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? The boy I was with turning out to be a lot younger than I thought and his parents chasing me home.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) This ain't anything like the heaven Shepherd Book talks about.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? MAJ Janson, Wes
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: MAJ Janson, Wes
- His wife: Drone
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Russell-Rasmussen, Tyve ; Drone
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color:Purple

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Ascalon

9. What is your deepest secret? That no matter how hard I try, I will never be able to truly be the soldier my friends could have been.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? I am afraid to die.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot. School.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No.

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No.

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) What does being female have anything to do with this?

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Ascalon
Mother: Ascalon

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I was brought here against my will.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?
[There's a lot of scribbling and it's written in tinier letters than any other answers but it's legible, if barely.]

When I was five, I fed the geese on our estate and they attacked me and it ended with me being sat on by three of them for two hours in the mud. Covered in feathers and other disgusting goose byproducts. Right before company arrived.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There is none.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 312 Miller Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? Does it look like a farm to you?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Nails, Badou

· What is the name of the head of household? Nails, Badou
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Nails, Badou
- His wife: Drone shit
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Nia and some drones
- Married sons and daughters and their families: no
- Your least favorite color: Puke.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? The fuck should I know? The city.

9. What is your deepest secret? I'm not 100% sure my brother is dead.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? The fuck should I know?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Working. Grocery store.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: The city.
Mother: Also fucking city.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Geeze, don't fucking know. Maybe cause you decided to drop me in here like a fucking animal in a cage?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? ~~Too many~~ When I fell from the roof into garbage and shit.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Probably had chicken-pox. I don't fucking know.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N): No.

22a. World War II Nope.

22b. World War I Nada.

22c. Any other time, including present service I got nothing.

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Because I'm not fucking American.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? The fuck is that?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I sure as hell haven't seen proof yet.

Thank you for filling out the census!

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