mayfield_ooc | event: return of the census

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event: return of the census

[It's that time again, Mayfield! Early in the morning, the Postman will make his usual rounds. But today, he'll be dropping off some extra special letters...letters that some of you may find quite familiar. In every mailbox are a bundle of census forms, one for each non-drone person (and pet) in the household.

The census appears to be an ordinary form, although the last number of the date is smudged beyond recognition on every form, and there are some odd questions. Upon seeing one of the forms, your character will feel compelled to fill one out and to be absolutely truthful. If your character cannot read or write, their form will be automatically filled out for them. As soon as they are filled out, the forms disappear.]

Mayfield Census 195X

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?

9. What is your deepest secret?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father:
Mother:

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):
<blockquote>· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:</blockquote>

5. Species (underline applicable):
<blockquote>Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)</blockquote>

6. Sex (underline applicable):
<blockquote>Male (M)
Female (F)</blockquote>

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?

9. What is your deepest secret?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
<blockquote>Father:
Mother:</blockquote>

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
<blockquote>22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service</blockquote>

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

<center>Thank you for filling out the census!</center>

[Notes: Every character may fill this out, although filling it out is optional. If you wish, your character will feel compelled to fill it out. No character will be able to lie on the census. For characters not yet introed, it is all right to assume an additional form was dropped off for them upon arrival.

Filling out a census form will be required to participate in an upcoming event. However, there will also be a separate sign up post closer to event start, so you may fill one out even if you don't know if you will participate.

For any questions, please see the questions thread below. For a sample entry, see the sample mod entry below!]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

· What is the name of the head of household? Charles L. Charles
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Charles L. Charles
- His wife: Inara Serra
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):Amu Hinamori
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Chartreuse

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? I was born on the planet Shinon.

9. What is your deepest secret? That I'm sick

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? My jealousy over Mal.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) Apparently the females in this town are not required to actually do much.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country) Shinon

Father: M. Serra
Mother: F. Serra

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I believe being brought here against my will is justification enough.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? The fact that I kissed Mal almost being found out.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) M & C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I believe when our bodies die, our mind-streams persist, like a river running through several countries. When we die, its like the river passing through one country's boundary into another. The river- or the mind-stream -doesn't change. After death our mind-streams continue on, and after a time, become incarnated into a different body, with a different sense of self than the previous one.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 725 Anderson Lane.
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No, whatever that measurement is.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Mindfang, Marquise Spinneret.

• What is the name of the head of household? Me.
• What are the names of all other persons who live here?
• List in this order:
- The head: Still me thank you.
- ~~His wife:~~ The man: Anders Anderson.
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): None.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None.
- Your least favorite color:Purple can 8e quite distasteful.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Troll.

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) I have no concept of those terms so never.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Alternia.

9. What is your deepest secret? I still miss her. She was interesting.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) This is getting more and more stupid, what do you think?

11. What are you most ashamed about? Not appreciating her skills and overlooking her as a threat.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) I suppose H though what was I keeping it from? Idiot surveys?

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No, why should I?

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No.

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No.

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) I'm more interested in increasing my own prosperity, frankly.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I have no knowledge of the 8illions of trolls who contri8uted my genetics.
Mother:I did have a mothergru8 though, so congratulations on getting something.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): It seemed interesting. And then it was infested 8y idiot questions. Now it's 8oring me.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? If I have such a thing I have clearly 8locked it from my mind. Perhaps it was Dualscar, that seems likely. Associating with him was really em8arrassing.
20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Control. Winning. Those are 8oth more important than those two things you listed. So which of my two is more important to you?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) No clue, who cares.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Who knows. Who cares. I'm more interested in living what life I have left. Let the dead worry a8out such silly things.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-25 12:39 (UTC)

(Sniper sees this census form in the mail and thinks: "Oh, bollocks, not again!)

- Sniper's form, filled out exactly the same way as last year.
- Ditto Spy's

Oops, this is what I get for not paying attention. Sniper lives in an all-drone house now, and Spy has Platina for a daughter. Their replies to the census would reflect that.

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1671 Nelson Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Coxen, Noximilien

· What is the name of the head of household? Noximilien Coxen
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Noximilien Coxen
- His wife: Olivia Armstrong
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Emmett Brown, that one girl.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None.
- Your least favorite color:

Orange

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Wd

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Amakna

9. What is your deepest secret? I am not as desensitized as I should be.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Being responsible for the death of my family.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Amakna
Mother:

Amakna

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Your failure to provide an exit, and my failure to make one.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Producing the same defect in my entire stock of "Fantasmal Foresight Alarm Clocks".

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service

N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): You never asked!

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? How could I even think of being one if I don't know what that is?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) The gods each provide a heaven for their followers. Xelor would be demanding for a lot of answers from me.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Pops..?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Pops..?
- His wife: Taiwan
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Nadeko Sengoku, Homura Akemi
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Black.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? The fact that I really, really like Koyomi onii-chan.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Having to be in front of a lot of people.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) Female

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): So it's.. not okay for me to be here? I'm sorry, but if it's not okay you can just put me out of here again..

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? That time I was being watched-- n-no, it's too embarassing to tell..!

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) M

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I think there's an afterlife, but.. if this was the afterlife, I.. think I'd remember dying..?

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-25 13:44 (UTC)

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 751 Patridge Drive
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Kokutou, Mikiya.

· What is the name of the head of household? Mikiya Kokutou.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Mikiya Kokutou.
- His wife: I think it was Wendy Watson, even though she got droned and is not actually my wife..
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Schrodinger.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: -
- Your least favorite color: I don't think there's one I particularly dislike.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? I don't really have one, I think. After all, honesty is the best policy, isn't it?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? I guess it's the little moments that are sometimes embarassing.. You know, tripping in the middle of the street or other general clumsy actions.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): It wasn't exactly my choice to get here in the first place, I suppose.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? ... Maybe getting a book thrown into my face? I'm not entirely sure.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N
22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I don't really believe in war, it usually can't cause anything good. Aside from that I wasn't even in this place at the time, making it pretty difficult either way.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There might be or there might not be, none of us can know. We can only guess at it. Although I think it'd be a pretty weird idea for me to be dead right now, so I guess this should at least not be it.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 434 Peepers Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Wanyudo

· What is the name of the head of household? Wanyudo
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Wanyudo
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Red, I see it everywhere and I almost don't notice it anymore.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify): Cart Wheel, Youkai

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? I have taken care of threats, without consulting Ai for permission to interfere, in order to keep them from disturbing her. It is beyond my duties but I will not let her suffer.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Every time I have failed my mistress.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You have kidnapped me against my will and dragged my mistress into this. I go where she needs me to be. My rite is her will.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I was too sure of myself. When they asked if I could drive the princess to safety, I assured them I could. We were still outrun, the cart caught fire and in my distraction I drove us off the cliff. This is my shame.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter, Medicine cannot save you from death if death truly wants you. Both only relieve the pains of life.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I am not American. I was dead long before we had wars with your people.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? I predate the concept and live without need of global political concepts.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I have seen it. When my time is done, I will be in hell. Hell, for me, would not be this strange. This is someone else's dream or nightmare.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 723 Anderson Lane
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Beth, Allison (Tex)

· What is the name of the head of household? Tex
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Tex
- His wife: Horn, Corran
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Drone brats
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color: Purple

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Ghost, Memory, I have no fucking clue.

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Texas, hence the nickname idiots.

9. What is your deepest secret? I failed to save him.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? See 9 you fuckers

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Not sure, probably US
Mother: See above. I'm an orphan dipshits, at least get your facts right

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I have the right to be anywhere I feel like it. Also I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Probably something involving Leonard.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M. Unless the Medic's an idiot.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) No clue.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I served the United Nations Space Command. The world, not just one country.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Because if this was the afterlife I would have shown up here a long time ago. Also I have no clue if there is one.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Duck, Clover (I see what you did there you dicks. Forcing me to choose between my fake name and my stupidass real name. I'm on to you.)

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Macau or something but he's a drone now
- His wife: Freaking Hungary
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Me, Kuroko Shirai or however the hell you spell that
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

blue I guess WHO CARES

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) I'm 15 you assholes

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? kentucky

9. What is your deepest secret? [The following answer was scratched out and rewritten at least three times, but ultimately, it's still readable:]
~~I'm a freak of nature too.~~

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Getting tricked by you fuckers three or four times in a row already

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) hahahahah get lost

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: USA
Mother: USA

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): wow you bastards

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? That one time the goats caught me in 3 fucking feet of mud

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M I guess

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): are you guys fucking serious

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? I see what you're doin here it's supposed to be funny because it's "the 50s"

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I guess there must be because I've met the ghost of my best friend's mom

and I haven't seen her round here so I'm pretty damn sure this isn't the afterlife

Unless it's hell which i could believe, actually

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1450 Mitchell Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): GLaDOS

· What is the name of the head of household? GLaDOS
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: GLaDOS
- His wife: The Red Engineer
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): None
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color: Blue

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) AI, that's Artificial Intelligence, in case you were too idiotic to figure it out. Which wouldn't surprise me.

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F) I suppose

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Mar to Science, or since that doesn't "count" Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? I wasn't born. I was created. But somewhere in the US

9. What is your deepest secret? I was based on a human mind and she's still in here.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? See nine, I'm not repeating it.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I have none
Mother: Also none

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I was built in America. I had no control over that. Now here, in the town. I have no interest to be here at all.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Any of the human ones. ...or being stuck in that potato.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M you idiots.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) NONE. I am an AI

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I know what happens after Death. This isn't it.

Also, I'm not dead. I'm going to live forever.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1249 Williams streeet
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? Nope!
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? Nope

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Quinn, Harley

· What is the name of the head of household? Me!
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Harley Quinn
- His wife: /Robot not!husband: Jolt!
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Niou
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color: um....I dunno...black? Maybe? I like all colors

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev, unless you count fake married here.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Gotham!

9. What is your deepest secret? I'm afraid I might fall back with Mister J again.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? ....Losing my mind..I guess. Sticken it out with Mr. J, even though he was a jerk to me.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: USA
Mother: USA

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I just said USA! What ...oh wait, I guess I didn't have to answer this one. ...sorry!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Um....there's a lot actually.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L!!!!

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) M, C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? ARE YOU??

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There might be, and if this was it, I think I'd remember dying.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? I guess that would be Davis
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Quinton, Davis
- His wife: Pelly, Karen
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Jane and Simba...wait do lions count? Whatever, he does now.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: Um none
- Your least favorite color: I don't know...pink maybe?

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Canada

9. What is your deepest secret? I try to hide anything that might make me look feminine to get respect in a male driven profession.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Getting no respect as a police officer

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Canada
Mother: Canada

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I don't want to be here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Anything involving Hank.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 342 Brady Lane

2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? wwhat

3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? i..wwhat no wwho cares

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Dualscar Orphaner

· What is the name of the head of household? see abovve

· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: me
- His wife: wwho cares
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): wwhat
- Married sons and daughters and their families: dont knoww wwhat youre referin to
- Your least favorite color:

yelloww browwn an red to name a few

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

troll

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) wwhats a married

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? alternia

9. What is your deepest secret? i hate the concept of quadrants because i cravve devvotion

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) im assumin so

11. What are you most ashamed about? i wwas too much of a cowward to face her on my owwn

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) gettin used to this fucked up place thats wwhat

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) still not sure wwhat you mean there

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) no

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) no

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) im still gettin used to your so called great towwn thats wwhy

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: dont knoww that one
Mother:

dont knoww this one either

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): you say that like bein taken from wwonderous alternia is a thing to be greatful for

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? oh i dont knoww
maybe it wwas gettin tongue tied as the fuckin highblood beat the evver lovvin shit out of me

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? medicine wwhat are you fuckin nuts

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) i dont knoww any of those wwords so i assume none

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service

N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): my loyalties lie wwith alternia

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? i dont knoww wwhat that is so I presume not

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) im startin to believve this is the afterlife an its punishment for fuckin up so bad

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-25 15:22 (UTC)

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 311 Miller Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Egbert, Joe

· What is the name of the head of household? Egbert, Joe
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Joe Egbert
- His wife: Roxy Egbert
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Rose Lalonde, John Egbert, Dave Strider
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Red

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Washington

9. What is your deepest secret? I'm not actually a professional street performer.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I wasn't able to help my son more when he really needed me.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: USA
Mother: USA

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? The restraining order from Cirque du Soleil.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I was a single father raising a son on my own. I couldn't have left him alone.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? I'm as American as Nanna's apple pie.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There is, but I'm sure this isn't it. I haven't done anything to deserve Hell, and there's no way this is Heaven either.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Garviel Loken
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Garviel Loken
- His wife: Haruko Haruhara
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Flonne
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Green

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W) - we call them 'mages'
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? Back home, I'm part of a secret organization of beautiful middle school student femme fatales trying to save an entire planet from destruction!

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Only winning fourth place in the Mages vs. Martians competition. I could have done way better than that.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) Yes, Female. Awesome, that gets me off the hook for being lazy?

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Uh... in space!
Mother: Um... I think also in space?

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You guys brought me here, you tell me.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? When I confronted Dad and Professor McGinnis after what I thought was a date and made a big show out of giving them my blessing to get married. Turns out they were just talking teacher stuff.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Probably? I never really thought about it that much. And I guess this might be it, since I came here after getting turned into stone, but I'm pretty sure a lot of other people living here aren't actually dead.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? some jerk
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: jerk
- His wife: drone
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): drone
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Black

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) SQUID

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? the ocean

9. What is your deepest secret? I actually don't hate humans

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? I actually don't hate humans

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: the ocean
Mother: the ocean

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I don't want to be here anyway!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? when Eiko put me on that leash

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 836 Hastings Boulevard
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Rarity

· What is the name of the head of household? Johan Liebert
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Johan Liebert
- His wife: Nina Fortner
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Green

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Unicorn Pony

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Ponyville, Equestria

9. What is your deepest secret? I'm terribly jealous of Fluttershy's natural good looks and the fact that she doesn't have to spend hours in front of a mirror every morning.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? My family. They're terribly embarrassing.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Equestria
Mother: Equestria

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I don't have to justify a thing to you hooligans. You're the ones who brought me here out of a sound sleep in my comfortable bed back home in Ponyville and thrust me into this ridiculous nightmare of a town. If you have any issues with my remaining here, I invite you to resolve the issue at your leisure by sending me back.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Spending the entire Grand Galloping Gala in the company of that insufferable Prince Blueblood.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) While I am quite certain that there is, I am also quite certain that this isn't it. Call it a unicorn's intuition.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Grimsley Astor
·What are the names of all other persons who live here? Grimsley Astor, S)(ura Kirigakure
· List in this order:
- The head: Grimsley Astor
- His wife: S)(ura Kirigakure
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Feferi Peixes, some drone
- Married sons and daughters and their families: I don't know.
- Your least favorite color:

I don't )(ave one! All t)(e colors are WOND---ERFUL!

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Troll!

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? T)(e planet ALT--ERNIA!

9. What is your deepest secret? ...I was glad w)(en t)(e Vast Glub went off. I was so tired of t)(e responsibility and everyfin I needed to do to take care of Mom. And I finally got to set people free from some )(orrible situations.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) I got my reel body back, so I guess I'm in my natural form!

11. What are you most ashamed about? Not being able to stop -Eridan from flying off t)(e )(andle and killing people back )(ome, t)(en destroying t)(e matriorb. I've always wis)(ed I could )(ave stopped it.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) I did my work at t)(e sc)(ool)(ive!

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) YOU T--ELL M--E! YOU'R--E T)(-E ON-ES T)(AT BROUG)(T M-E )(-ER--E!

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country) Troll reproduction is weird.

Father: I already said.
Mother:

Troll reproduction! W--EIRD!

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): W)(Y DO YOU ASK W)(--EN YOU AR---E T)(--E ON--ES T)(AT BROUG)(T M---E )(-ER--E? But creating t)(is universe is a pretty good reason.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? W)(y do you need to know? But I guess t)(e first time I went back in t)(e water after being on land for a bit and forgetting to breat)(e...

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? I don't t)(ink so.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I )(elped make t)(e dreambubbles t)(at are part of a troll's afterlife. T)(is is not a dreambubble.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-27 21:27 (UTC)

· What is the name of the head of household? Ken Hidaka
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Ken Hidaka
- His wife: Miakis
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Lymsleia, Lyon
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Blue

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Unknown

9. What is your deepest secret? I was raised until the age of eight by a secretive organization of assassins called Nether Gate.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? See 9.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Unknown
Mother: Unknown

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I never asked to be brought here. If you have a problem with it, please send me back to Sol-Falena where I belong.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? That conversation with Sialeeds in the bath house.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Yes, there is. I've been there briefly. It wasn't anything like this.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? The Netherlands.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: The Netherlands
- His wife: The Dominion of Canada
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Hilda, Italy Romana
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: I don't have one; that would be undiplomatic.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) - Nation

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Canada

9. What is your deepest secret? I sometimes harbour feelings of dislike for various political individuals who have made things difficult for my people throughout the years.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Not being able to talk my international allies into letting me have the equal say in politics that my people deserve for fighting and believing like they do; I'm letting them down.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

~~Father:~~ Mother: England
Mother: France

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): It's my sister's house. She certainly waltzes into mine whenever she wants, so I can be here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Once when I was visiting Europe in an effort to recruit immigrants, my host walked in on me half-dressed and assumed I was getting up to things.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) M, U, C, P, T, S... I have a socialist party, if that counts as being afflicted by Communism?

For All Males in the Household:

Why can't women answer these questions? Do you have no respect for the nurses keeping your men in what few battles you bothered to participate in alive? I would be ashamed to know you had a female veteran here being left out simply because of her gender. This isn't the eighteenth century any more, you pigs.

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) No; after life simply comes more life. It's a cycle. Furthermore, my people are too strong to warrant my death. They believe in me, they still need me.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Jolt
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Jolt, Harley
· List in this order:
- The head: Jolt
- His wife: Harley
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Me. I guess.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None, I think.
- Your least favorite color: Green, I guess?

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? Right now? That I have this thing for Princess, and I really want Yagyuu to come back, no matter how much this place sucks.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Losing Nationals.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No.

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No.

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) Can I say female? It's because I'm fifteen and going to school is shitty enough as it is.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Because you fucking put me here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I don't get embarrassed. But I guess I felt kind of stupid crying when Yagyuu got here.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? What kind of fuck question is this? Laughter, I guess.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II No

22b. World War I No

22c. Any other time, including present service No

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Because I'm fucking fifteen.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't know if there is. And if this is it, then it sucks.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1768 Beaver Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? It doesn't look like it.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Quinton, Davis

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Quinton, Davis
- His wife: Pelly, Karen
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Jane Crocker, drone child
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Orange.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) D

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Canada

9. What is your deepest secret? I'm not very good with new-style electronics, even though I try to be.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Canada
Mother: Canada

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I thought Americans liked Canadian tourists?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Losing a bet and having to wear a dress to work.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Canadians wouldn't serve in the U.S. Armed Forces, even if I'd been around or drafted for any of those.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There probably is, but it would make more sense than this. And not try to kill us so often.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1247 Williams Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Bane, Magnus

· What is the name of the head of household? Magnus Bane
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Twilight Sparkle, Zidane Tribal, Calleo Crowe
· List in this order:
- The head: Magnus Bane
- His wife: Drone
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Zidane Tribal, Calleo Crowe
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None, I believe
- Your least favorite color: I don't have one.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Warlock

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Dutch East Indies

9. What is your deepest secret? Who my father is.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? It's been a long time since I've been ashamed of anything.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Netherlands
Mother: Indonesia

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Because I've been alive for hundreds and hundreds of years. I've seen this place grow and change.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? What I thought of myself after what happened to my parents. It was a dark time for me.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter, I suppose.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II No.

22b. World War I No.

22c. Any other time, including present service No.

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Because I don't like getting myself involved in other peoples' wars.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I believe there's an afterlife. And if this is it... well, that's rather unfortunate, isn't it?

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? D --> Benson
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: D --> Benson
- His wife: D --> Assuming that this is the female 100sus, I do not know her name, though she demands that I refer to her as "mother"
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): D --> E%cuse me
- Married sons and daughters and their families: D --> What
- Your least favorite color: D --> That w001d be red

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) D --> Troll

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) D --> Never married and I'm not quite sure what that is, either

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? D --> I was born on Alternia

9. What is your deepest secret? D --> I was not STRONG enough to fight the highb100d off when I sh001d have been, and as a result, I left my moirail entirely alone
D --> I can only hope that she stayed safe
D --> Though knowing her
D --> She did not

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) D --> I'm not quite sure what that means

11. What are you most ashamed about? D --> A number of things
D --> Though undoubtedly allowing myself to be killed is one of them

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: D --> I do not have one
Mother: D --> I do not have one, again

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): D --> I am one of twelve gods that created the human universe

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? D --> Many of these questions seem strikingly similar
D --> I believe I have already answered this question

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? D --> Medicine

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II D --> No

22b. World War I D --> No

22c. Any other time, including present service D --> No

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): D --> I am not old enough to participate in warfare
D --> Though I did 100k forward to possibly joining the ranks of the Archeradicators prior to my unfortunate death

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? D --> I do not know what that is, so I think not

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) D --> When we die we are doomed to wander through a vast vacuum of space occupied only by whispering horrorterrors and the occasional dream bubble
D --> Also we do not become human when we die
D --> Our eyes merely turn white
D --> That is what I know

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Blue
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Blue, Sakuya, Hibari Kyoya, Pope Alessandro XVIII
· List in this order:
- The head: Blue
- His wife: Sakuya
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Kyoya, Alessandro
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color:puce

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? I don't remember.

9. What is your deepest secret? I can't tell you, because it's a name I no longer go by.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) I've never lived in this country until now.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Being unable to protect everyone.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) I don't appreciate 'female' being equal to 'useless'.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: France
Mother:Belgium

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Blame yourselves; you brought us here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I suppose the first time I made a cake from scratch and ruined the recipe.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There is, but this isn't it. The Yama of Paradise is here and has assured me of that fact.

Thank you for filling out the census!

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