mayfield_ooc | event: return of the census

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event: return of the census

[It's that time again, Mayfield! Early in the morning, the Postman will make his usual rounds. But today, he'll be dropping off some extra special letters...letters that some of you may find quite familiar. In every mailbox are a bundle of census forms, one for each non-drone person (and pet) in the household.

The census appears to be an ordinary form, although the last number of the date is smudged beyond recognition on every form, and there are some odd questions. Upon seeing one of the forms, your character will feel compelled to fill one out and to be absolutely truthful. If your character cannot read or write, their form will be automatically filled out for them. As soon as they are filled out, the forms disappear.]

Mayfield Census 195X

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?

9. What is your deepest secret?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father:
Mother:

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

Thank you for filling out the census!

Mayfield Census 195x

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):
<blockquote>· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:</blockquote>

5. Species (underline applicable):
<blockquote>Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)</blockquote>

6. Sex (underline applicable):
<blockquote>Male (M)
Female (F)</blockquote>

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in?

9. What is your deepest secret?

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about?

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
<blockquote>Father:
Mother:</blockquote>

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
<blockquote>22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service</blockquote>

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

<center>Thank you for filling out the census!</center>

[Notes: Every character may fill this out, although filling it out is optional. If you wish, your character will feel compelled to fill it out. No character will be able to lie on the census. For characters not yet introed, it is all right to assume an additional form was dropped off for them upon arrival.

Filling out a census form will be required to participate in an upcoming event. However, there will also be a separate sign up post closer to event start, so you may fill one out even if you don't know if you will participate.

For any questions, please see the questions thread below. For a sample entry, see the sample mod entry below!]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

For Head of Household:

1. House address:
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)?
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Ethelbert, Diana.

· What is the name of the head of household? Harmonia, N.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: N Harmonia.
- His wife: Fujiwara no Mokou.
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Diana Ethelbert.
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭) <-- I must inform you that Communism is not a species, but a movement to create a classless, moneyless, and stateless social order structured upon common ownership of the means of production, as well as a social, political and economic ideology that aims at the establishment of this social order. I know that Russia, or as you call it the USSR, is still one, as well as China. Perhaps next time have someone proofread this before putting it in print?
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Would an entirely different planet suffice? If so, Epyaxa.

9. What is your deepest secret?

(Assume that this is crossed out as many times as possible, but it's still legible.)

~~I literally know everything that has happened all thanks to a library inside of my mind.~~

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about?

Nothing.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) N/A.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) N/A.

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) N/A.

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) N/A.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Neo-England.
Mother: Neo-England.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Back home, America as well as the rest of the Earth died thanks to global warming, pollution and overusing resources, so that prompted a need to go to another planet to continue human civilization as we know it.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory?

None.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) N/A.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):
22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) ...what's next, ghosts telling us to repent over menial things that we've already forgotten?

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1333 Benny Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Lithuania, The Republic of (Laurinaitis, Toris)

· What is the name of the head of household? Lithuania (Laurinaitis, Toris)
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Lithuania (Toris Laurinaitis)
- His wife: Tyler, Rose (droned)
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Kaname, Madoka; Lyra (droned)
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color: sickly yellow-greens

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

Nation

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Lithuania

9. What is your deepest secret? Sometimes I was stubborn when I shouldn't have been. Sometimes I knew I was wrong and went ahead anyway to protect my people and do what they wanted.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Letting Russia hurt my people for so long.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Nations don't have parents, but those who founded me were born in Lithuania.
Mother: See above.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You're forcing me to stay here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Russia making me wear a maid's outfit at times.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I'm not American; I've served with the Lithuanian military.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) My people weren't anywhere close to dying, and the afterlife wouldn't be this unforgiving.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-25 00:47 (UTC)

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 503 Ricardo
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? It’s just a house.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? I haven’t measured it.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Django

• What is the name of the head of household? Django
• What are the names of all other persons who live here? Soul Eater Evans
• List in this order:
- The head: Myself, I suppose
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):Django, Soul Eater Evans
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:Black

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? It doesn’t really have a name.

9. What is your deepest secret? I’m actually part vampire because father bit me.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? See 9

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Patrolling the town for those who need help.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Helping people counts as work.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) Not really, no.

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No; I’m in school.

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) I want nothing to do with this town’s “prosperity.”

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Not here
Mother:

Also not here.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): You think I want to be here?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Getting my solar gun stolen from me.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N): N

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service

N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): This town deserves none of my respect or devotion.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? I don’t dwell on politics.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Actually being dead is more enjoyable than this town.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 836 Hastings Boulevard
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Liebert, Johan

· What is the name of the head of household? Liebert, Johan
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Liebert, Johan
- His wife: Liebert, Anna
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): none
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color: I don't know

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)

Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) M

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Czechoslovakia

9. What is your deepest secret? I'm not sure what to do with my life anymore. Sometimes I think it might be better if I don't wake up back home. Or that if I do, I should just leave.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Failing to protect my sister

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Czechoslovakia
Mother: Czechoslovakia

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I'd rather not be here. If you could send my sister and I home, that would be wonderful.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I don't have one.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Because I wasn't alive during the first two and I am not American so serving their army would not make me patriotic.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I wouldn't know. And no, this isn't the afterlife. But good luck selling that idea.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? John Watson
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: John Watson
- His wife: Maladict
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Ran Mouri, Conan Edogawa
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: The undescribable unnatural unsettling ones

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? ... I am John Smith.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) If by "naturalized", you mean "used to putting up with this shit by this point", yes. Otherwise, no.

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I'm actually putting up with this nonsense.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Does school work count? Because if it does then... still no.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) There really isn't much worth contributing to. Any chance of us going home soon?

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Being here wasn't my choice, y'know.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? ... Something I'd rather forget.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? That would depend on the time and/or circumstances of the situation at hand

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): America was the enemy during WWII and I wasn't even born at the time anyway.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? ... No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Who knows? And it sure as hell better not be. Besides, I've been home since my first arrival here anyway.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Yosuke Hanamura
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Yosuke Hanamura
- His wife: Ruri
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
Naoto, Rin, Teddie
- Married sons and daughters and their families: none
- Your least favorite color: Brown

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (not sure)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? The TV world

9. What is your deepest secret? That I'm really just a shadow.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I can't make all the pretty girls in Mayfield happy all at the same time.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) Because I'm really lazy.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I don;t have one.
Mother:I don't have one of those either....

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I'm handsome and charming.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I don't usually get embarrassed about things....

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) I've never heard of any of them...

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II No

22b. World War I No

22c. Any other time, including present service No

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): No one told me I was supposed to.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? I don't think so...

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Maybe, and because I'm not dead.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 508 Ricardo Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? no but ohmygodthatmightbecool
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? no but I wish

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Allen, Bart :) my full name is Bartholomew but that's an old man name don't call me that

· What is the name of the head of household? Bart Allen. It used to be Loki but he was ~~drowned~~ droned ):
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: ~~Me.~~ Oh, it says name IguessIwasreadingtoofast...Bart Allen.
- His wife: Ewwwwww I don't have a wife!!!!! >:(
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Irey West!!!!!
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Pink!!!!

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) I'm a kid I'm not ~~maried~~ married!!!!!

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? I was born in the future.

9. What is your deepest secret? I'm a superhero!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? Letting people get hurt ):

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

Do I count? I only look 14 but I haven't been alive for that long...IguessI'lldoitanyway...

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) do comics books count as work?

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) I read comic books and ran around and went to school and played with Irey!!!!

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) I have enough on my plate ~~rite~~ right now!!!!

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) I'm still not sure if I should answer this, but no!!!!!

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) I'm not...useless...):

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: America(in the future)
Mother: America(in the future)

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I dunno but I get confused a lot so I could name a lot of them ):

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter!!!! :)

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II No

22b. World War I No

22c. Any other time, including present service

No

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
Isn't saving the world all the time enough for you people?!?!?!?!?! Grife!!!!
24. Are you a Communist? Are you?
I'm still trying to figure out what a ~~commoonist~~ communist is but I know they're bad and I'm not bad

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)
The afterlife for ~~speedsturs~~ speedsters is in the speed force and I've been there before and thisdoesn'tlooklikethespeedforce and you're not all speedsters so that's how I know!!!!
Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Date, Fuyuhiko (The Doctor)
· What are the names of all other persons who live here? Erde, Tieria
· List in this order:
- The head: Date, Fuyuhiko (The Doctor)
- His wife: drone
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Erde, Tieria
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: purple

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Innovade

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? N/A

9. What is your deepest secret? I'm jealous of humans.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) N/A

11. What are you most ashamed about? Failure to capture the Gundam.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) Yes

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: N/A
Mother:N/A

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Getting distracted during battle.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1486 Kramden Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? Nope
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? Nope

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Brunestud, Arcueid

· What is the name of the head of household? Brunestud, Arcueid
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Some drone guy who is NOT the head
- His wife: Arcueid Brunestud
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Neville Longbottom, Sue...uh...just Sue.
- Married sons and daughters and their families: I had kids that grew up once...they're gone now. Well, Mayfield kids.
- Your least favorite color: Red

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) True Ancestor

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Uh, not really sure. I wasn't "born," idiot.

9. What is your deepest secret? [Something was written...but it was HEAVILY scratched out.]

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) I guess?

11. What are you most ashamed about? Ruining Ciel's life.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) No, because you are stupid.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I don't have one
Mother: I don't have one

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I can be wherever I want so shut up.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I'm not embarrassed by anything I can remember. Except maybe groping Ciel while drunk and being "tickled."

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) I don't have any diseases...but didn't you guys put us in some Russian place for a while? Weren't they Communists or whatever?

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? I'm still not sure what that is, but I do like Vodka and Beets if that helps. It's your fault, though.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Probably, but I know this isn't it because I can't really actually die. Also I hate this stupid thing stop doing it.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-25 04:30 (UTC)

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 625 Topper Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? N
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? N

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Villiers, Snow

· What is the name of the head of household? Villiers, Snow
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Villiers, Snow
- His wife: ...dunno, actually. I never asked.
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Tara Markhov, Random Drone Kid
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Purple.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify): Pulse l'Cie

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) I'm engaged.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Cocoon

9. What is your deepest secret? All I ever do is run away.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Huh?

11. What are you most ashamed about? Letting Serah down.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Cocoon
Mother: Cocoon

I think...?

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Whoa, whoa. You're the ones who brought me here, aren'tcha? Settle down.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Losing my cool 'round Valentine's Day.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): None of those wars ever happened in my world.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? ...What's a Communist?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Don't plan on finding out anytime soon.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1246 Williams Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? How the hell would I know? What's an acre?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Prochainezo, Firo

· What is the name of the head of household? Firo Prochainezo
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Firo Prochainezo
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Minamitsu Murasa
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:

Pink

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? New York

9. What is your deepest secret? I'm afraid of Szilard's memories.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) n/a

11. What are you most ashamed about? Getting trapped here by a bunch of jellybeans like you.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) n/a

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) n/a

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) n/a

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Italy
Mother:

U.S.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): None. Please kick me out.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? You already asked this.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? L

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Don't know.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service

N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I was 6 in World War I. I really don't give a damn anyway.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No idea what that is but if I say yes, will you kick me out?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) There's not. I know.

Thank you for filling out the census!

• What is the name of the head of household? Russia
• What are the names of all other persons who live here?
• List in this order:
- The head: Russia
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Reimu Hakurei
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:violet

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Gensokyo

9. What is your deepest secret? I can’t remember everything my yin-yang orbs can do.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? Not learning Marisa was trapped here sooner.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) I’m not a slave; I don’t work for my captors.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father:Gensokyo
Mother:Gensokyo

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I think you should answer this for me.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? When my shrine got attacked for the first time.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) The Yama told me it isn’t; if you have a problem with that, take it up with her.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 626 Topper St
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Harris, William

• What is the name of the head of household?
• What are the names of all other persons who live here?
• List in this order:
- The head: Harris, William
- His wife: Jones, Martha
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Megido, Aradia
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Red

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never married.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? California, USA

9. What is your deepest secret? I never wanted to kill anyone...

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents)

11. What are you most ashamed about? I failed Penny

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: US
Mother: US

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? 6th grade

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) C

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present serviceN

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I refuse to support a country that refuses to support me. I will not fight Big Brother’s wars, when there is so much injustice and oppression teeming forth from supposedly ‘free’ American soil.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? I prefer to think of myself as an Anarchist Disestablishmentarian, for all intents and purposes.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Because I belong in hell, and so far this hasn’t been even close to the hell I deserve.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? no clue
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Drone
- His wife: Drone
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Raven, Astral or something like that
- Married sons and daughters and their families: None
- Your least favorite color: Pink

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Half demon

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Azarath

9. What is your deepest secret? I was born to be a portal to Earth for my father to take over the universe

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? My lack of control

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) Yes, I'm a Titan

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: I have no idea
Mother: America

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I'd rather not be

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Letting my fear take control of me.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M but L is important too.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None. Also I'm pretty sure Communism isn't a disease.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) If there is, this isn't it.

Thank you for filling out the census!

• What is the name of the head of household? Nox
• What are the names of all other persons who live here?
• List in this order:
- The head: Nox Coxen
- His wife: Olivier Coxen
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Fran Coxen, Emmett Brown
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color:

Black

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? California

9. What is your deepest secret? I hate my real father.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) N/A

11. What are you most ashamed about? That I ever let law get in the way of my true passion of science.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) N

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) N

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) Working on answering perplexing questions not only about this town but about our very existence.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Germany
Mother:

Germany

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words):
To start a new life and get out of The War, which is why father changed our name from 'Von Braun' to Brown.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? None

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? M

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) U
I also most inform you Communism isn’t a disease, it’s a form of government.

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service

N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):
I’m under age.
24. Are you a Communist? Are you? N

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)
It’s scientifically absurd.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Abel Nightroad
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Abel Nightroad
- His wife: Amy Pond
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Rachel Alucard, Cain Knightlord
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Black

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify): Advanced human clone

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Germany

9. What is your deepest secret? I don't disagree with Abel that the humans are a disease to be wiped out, I just think he's going about it in the wrong way.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? I let people see my fear after that surgery, some of them may not forget.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: N/A
Mother: N/A (have no parents)

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): 'America' himself gave me permission to visit 'any time I wished'.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? I once forgot to put on my uniform before going to tuition on the colony, and turned up in my pyjamas.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R): None

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I am both far too young for military conscription (ten), as well as being German in nationality. The wars listed also took place over a hundred years before my time.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I don't believe in an afterlife - this is all there is, so Mayfield can't possibly be one.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-25 01:09 (UTC)

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 767 Bunker Street
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? N
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? N

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Fei-Ong, Charles

· What is the name of the head of household? [something scribbled out, and then:] N/A
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head:
- His wife: Panty Anarchy
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: Red

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Chiropteran

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Vietnam

9. What is your deepest secret? [very sloppily written:] I still wish for unconditional love and acceptance. Even just one person would be nice. I don't think I would mind this rubbish heap as much if I could have that.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? That after two years, I continue becoming attached to people to the point of being upset when they leave. One would think a few decades would be enough to crush such baseless hope.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Ot

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) No

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) Yes. If it isn't clear by now, I don't care much for the prosperity of this town.

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Vietnam
Mother: Vietnam

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I've no reason to justify my supposed right to be here seeing as I don't want to be here.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? [there is a whole list of scratched out and relatively mundane things, like people discovering his teddy bears or accidentally getting Diva the wrong size dress. it ends with:] Showing my fear of moths in front of Riku and Vietnam.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Neither; both are equally useless.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): America is not my country, nor do I care how it fares in ~~most~~ wars.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No. Shocking, I'm sure.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Not one that I believe in, but this town could fit various descriptions of purgatories or personal hells well enough.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? Keith-san would be, I think.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Keith Goodman
- His wife: Aoife
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Trucy Wright
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: None!

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A) Animal youkai, actually.
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Sado Island, Japan

9. What is your deepest secret? Once I got terribly drunk and couldn't remember anything the next day.

Actually, that's happened to me several times, so I suppose that's not much of a secret.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) What on earth does "naturalized" mean?

11. What are you most ashamed about? I have never been ashamed of anything!

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) U since apparently you think I'm a dog.

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Japan
Mother: Japan

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Well, you did bring me here, didn't you?

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Nothing will embarrass you if you embrace life and live it to the fullest!

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Both are important in their own ways, I'd say.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) None of these!

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I'm sure there is, and apparently the Yama says so although I've still yet to meet her.

Thank you for filling out the census!

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 1129 Taylor Road
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first):

· What is the name of the head of household? Spain
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Spain
- His wife: ( insert drone name here )
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families: Shion, Nezumi
- Married sons and daughters and their families: ---
- Your least favorite color: Gray.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) NATION

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Mar? S.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Spain

9. What is your deepest secret? I wasn't always right.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Having lives ruined in my name.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yes

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Unknown.
Mother: Unknown.

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): None.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Being the richest empire in the world and being the first to declare bankruptcy. Four times. In a row.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) M, U, C, P, T, S, R (lost the war).

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II N

22b. World War I N

22c. Any other time, including present service N

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): 1898

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? No.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Yes. I don't.

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household? WhOa ShIt, I aIn'T sEeN No HeAdS aRoUnD tHiS hIvE.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: I dUnNo WhErE tHiS hEaD bE hIdInG iTsElF aT, sOrRy.
- His wife: DaMn, ThErE'S tWo Of ThEsE fUcKeRs?
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): GaMzEe MaKaRa, KaRkAt VaNtAs, JaDe HaRlEy
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: I lIkE aLl ThEm CoLoRs Yo, AiN't FaiR tO bE aLl ExClUdInG oNe.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) TrOlL

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) FuCk, I dUnNo WhAt AnY oF tHeSe WoRdS mEaN.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? AlTeRnIa.

9. What is your deepest secret? HaHa, I dOn'T rEaLlY gOT LeVeLs oF dEpTh To ThEsE sOrTs Of ThInGs Or NoThInG.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) YeAh, I'm PrEtTy MoThErFuCkIn NaTuRaL, hOnK!

11. What are you most ashamed about? I gUeSs AlL tHe BaD sHiT i DoNe pUlLeD oN mY fRiEnDs HeRe :o(.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: HaHa WhAt
Mother: LiKe ThE mOtHeRgRuB?

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): BeCaUsE mY fRiEnDs ArE hErE :o).

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? UhHh I dUnNo, I dOn'T rEaLlY sEe ThE pOiNt To Be GeTtInG yOuR sHaMeGlObES uP iN a BuNcH oVeR sHiT tHaT dOnE hApPeNeD iN ThE pAsT.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? LaUgHtEr, HoNk! :o)

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II WhAt?

22b. World War I UhHh...

22c. Any other time, including present service I dOn'T gEt iT.

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): AwW sHiT, sOrRy BrOs, I dIdN't EvEn KnOw We Be AlL iN a WaR.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? NoPe, I'm A tRoLl.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) ThIs DoN't SeEm ReAl BuBbLe LiKe To Me.

Thank you for filling out the census! YoU'rE wElCoMe! :o)

Edited 2012-03-25 01:11 (UTC)

• What is the name of the head of household? Magnus Bane
• What are the names of all other persons who live here? Zidane Tribal, Calleo Crowe
• List in this order:
- The head: Magnus Bane
- His wife:
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):Calleo Crowe, Zidane Tribal, Twilight Sparkle
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color:I don’t have one.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Unicorn

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Nev

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Equestria

9. What is your deepest secret? I want to be as great as Princess Celestia one day.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? MAGIC KINDERGARTEN

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) H

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) I volunteer at the library.

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Equestria
Mother: Equestria

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): This is just a prison you locked me and my friends in!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? My entrance exam the school of gifted magic users.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? They’re both necessary for a full recovery; neither is more important than the other.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II

22b. World War I

22c. Any other time, including present service

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I can’t condense my theory into 100 words.

Thank you for filling out the census!

[[As well as filling it out, the pages are covered in various drawings of spiders and friends. They're pretty good, to say the least.]]

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 728 Anderson Lane Yamame remembers it now
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? No because we do not have cute animals we can eat
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? What's acres?

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): Kurodani, Yamame

· What is the name of the head of household? Yamame doesn't know what the "head" is! Maybe Waver-san?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Waver-san
- His wife: Kotomi kaa-san
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): Yamame is not married
- Married sons and daughters and their families: Nobody is married
- Your least favorite color: Purplequish [[Yes, she made this color up]]

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify) Yamame is a Tsuchigumo

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Yamame has never been married

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Yamame does not know. Maybe Japan?

9. What is your deepest secret? Yamame has eaten humans and made them suffer before

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) Yamame is totally natural

11. What are you most ashamed about? Making Parsee-nee sad

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Yamame played

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) Yamame cleaned stuff up and made webs

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) I look for lots of things

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) My business is fun

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) I'm not useless

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: Dunno!
Mother: Dunno!

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): Because you put Yamame here

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? When Yamame told everyone I would die forever but then came back.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)?

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R) Yamame can give people these and take them away, so I can't have them. Except communism I don't know what that is

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N): Probably not

22a. World War II What's that?

22b. World War I What's that?

22c. Any other time, including present service [[There is a picture of a spider here]]

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): Yamame doesn't know what unpatriotic means

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? I still don't know what that means so I might be

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) I guess so. Otherwise the Yama person wouldn't have a job, right?

Thank you for filling out the census!

· What is the name of the head of household?
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Crane, Jonathan
- His wife: droned
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): White, Carrie and Sealand (Kirkland, Peter)
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: pink

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

COUNTRY!

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev)

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? ~~Sealand~~ England

9. What is your deepest secret? Sometimes England isn't that bad.

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Not being recognized as a proper country yet.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work)

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) No

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) No

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) Yes

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: countries don't have parents
Mother:

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I'm stuck here. It sucks, I want to go home.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Sometimes when I was at home and no one was there and I was really lonely I'd cry.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? laughter!

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II no

22b. World War I no

22c. Any other time, including present service no

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I wasn't born yet during World War I and I was a British fort in World War II.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? no

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words) Sealand isn't dead! But there's probably an afterlife because otherwise you wouldn't go anywhere when you died.

Thank you for filling out the census!

[OOC: Less Obnoxious Version Here for the mods/people who don't want to highlight all the white.]

For Head of Household:

1. House address: 916 Bilko Boulevard
2. Is this house on a farm (or ranch)? There are no ranches in this town.
3. If no in item 2: Is this house on a place of three or more acres? No, but I wish it was. I could replace this ugly house with a mansion.

For All Persons:

4. Name (last name first): I'm not giving you my name, but I will give my most recent nickname:DOC SCRATCH

· What is the name of the head of household? DOC SCRATCH - I just wrote this.
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: DOC SCRATCH
- His wife: RIVER SONG
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age):
HARUHI SUZUMIYA
KANAYA MARYAM (droned)
GIRL (AKA: THE HANDMAID) (droned)
- Married sons and daughters and their families: N/A
- Your least favorite color: I don't have one. Colors are only a way to classify different variations of light, so disliking them is a useless endeavor. It would be the same as hating clouds, because they will eventually cause rain.

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Catgirl (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify): First Guardian of Alternia. You already know all of this.

(Oh wait I'm sorry. I am spoiling the joke. You know, the one where you pretend you don't know all of this? Okay, how about for now on I just play along. My apologies for not being an excellent host to your form from earlier before)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never. Marriage is a ceremony of validation to the two being joined and everyone else who observes it. It has no real purpose outside of that validation.

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? I was born in a lab on Derse. Derse is a floating purple moon and has no states. It isn't a foreign country either because it's a moon.

(Oh wait, that's part of the joke. Because you know a large group of Mayfield captives weren't born on the planet Earth.)

(Haa Haa)

9. What is your deepest secret? Secrets are for people who have something to hide. As someone who always tells the truth, I therefore hide nothing. The only secrets I have are the ones that no one has discovered yet and frankly none of them are very deep in the long run.

But if you insist, which you do, I'll list one. My father was a puppet, who has a reoccurring role in the intricate story that has been weaved. Shocking!

Okay, here is the real secret: I just used an exclamation mark. It was very silly. I just had to make the statement about the puppet to bring about the secret into existence. You're welcome.

(Hee Hee)

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No.

11. What are you most ashamed about? Shame is something only remorseful entities feel. I regret nothing.

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Wk

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No) N/A

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No) N/A

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No) N/A

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.) N/A

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)

Father: A puppet named Lil Cal, with unknown origins.
Mother: Everyone who provided the code can be called my mother. So I will list them in sequential order: Tavors Nitram, Aradia Megido, Vriska Serket, Terezi Pyrope and Gamzee Makara without the influence of the sopor. All of them hail from the planet Alternia, in various locations based on the their social class.

(That was also a joke. The part about them being my mother, not providing the codes that is. It's funny because I was born in an ectobiology lab and have no real parents outside of a puppet and oracle cueball.)

(Hoo Hoo.)

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): My right to be here is justified by way of you bringing me here.

And since I am looking ahead of this form and seeing you are going to ask similar questions with a word count, I think I will do my best in the future to fill it out to the fullest. And if I happen to go over the count, you will be made aware of it. The awareness note will naturally be counted into the word count. This is the extent of excellent courtesy I will provide to you.

One Hundred One Words.

That is the warning note.

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? My encounter with that Waste of Space was very silly. Good thing I was unconscious for it.

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Medicine.

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

None.

(I would point out Communism isn't a disease, but you already know that. It's part of the joke you have created with this form. Not a very funny joke, because it is the same one from last year, but I won't be rude. Here let me express my jovial amusement at it, which is very fake. But, you already know that. Again, just part of the joke.)

(Haa Haa
Hee Hee
Hoo Hoo.)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II No

22b. World War I No

22c. Any other time, including present service No

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words):

I have no justification. You know, outside of being an alien that doesn't exist in the same galaxy as Earth. Please forgive me for not participating in your blood bath of corpses, guns, and so on. I am not so saddened that I could not be part of them, but I do admit the ones who orchestrated the wars are admirable. Their motivations stemmed from greed and pride and for that thousands died. You still have some work to do to compare to Alternia's wars. Like the one where the Empress plans to take over your planet.

One Hundred One Words.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you? There was a moment in time that I screamed out about being a communist. Does that count? If it does, then I suppose I am. If it doesn't, then I suppose I am not.

(Also a joke. The governmental and economical systems of your world are of zero interest to me and I do not go by them.)

(I apologize for that. This is still part of the joke. I will make sure to laugh at it once I finish writing this sentence.)

(Ok I finished laughing now. It was very dry.)

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)

Is that a real question? Do you think I know the answer? Lets say, hypothetically, there is one. Does that mean it is Mayfield? Maybe? Maybe not? The fact that you are asking us if there is one means that you yourself are looking for validation that it is?

Lets say, hypothetically again, there isn't one. Then I guess if you die, you come back as a walking corpse? How many walking corpses are in Mayfield then? That is a lot of corpses you are keeping around?

The truth is that I know the answer. It is

One Hundred One Words.

Thank you for filling out the census!

Edited 2012-03-25 01:38 (UTC)

· What is the name of the head of household? Mikiya Kokutou
· What are the names of all other persons who live here?
· List in this order:
- The head: Mikiya Kokutou
- His wife: Wendy Watson(drone)
- Unmarried sons and daughters and their families (in order of age): me, drones
- Married sons and daughters and their families:
- Your least favorite color: I don't have one

5. Species (underline applicable):

Human (H)
Animal (A)
Communist (☭)
Wizard (W)
Cat~~girl~~boy (CG)
God/Goddess (G)
Other (please specify)

6. Sex (underline applicable):

Male (M)
Female (F)

7. Are you now married, widowed, divorced, separated, or never married? (Mar, Wd, D, Sep, Nev) Never married

8. What State (or foreign country) were you born in? Germany

9. What is your deepest secret? I don't have one

10. If foreign born: Are you naturalized? (Yes, No, or AP for born abroad of American parents) No

11. What are you most ashamed about? Anytime I disappointed the Major!

For Persons 14 Years of Age and Over:

12. What were you doing most of last week: working, keeping house, or something else? (Wk, H, Ot, or U for unable to work) Working for the Major, of course!

13. If H or Ot in Item 12: Did you do any work at all last week, not counting work around the house? (Include work for pay, in own business, profession, on farm, or unpaid family work) (Yes or No)

14. If No in Item 13: Were you looking for work? (Yes or No)

15. If No in Item 14: Even though you didn't work last week, do you have a job or business? (Yes or No)

16. If No in Item 15: Do you have a good explanation for why you are being so utterly useless to the prosperity of our great town? (Yes, Female, or No, elaborate. Yes is not a valid answer.)

For All Persons:

17. What country were your father and mother born in? (Enter US or name of Territory, possession, or foreign country)
Father:
Mother:

Dok was German and he created me

18. If anything but America in Item 17, justify your right to be here (maximum 100 words): I say the Major and I bring a lot of excitement to the town!

19. What is your most embarrassing memory? Losing my invasion plan manual!

20. What is more important- laughter (L) or medicine (M)? Laughter!

21. Please list all of the following diseases you have been afflicted by, if any: Measles (M), Mumps (U), Chicken-Pox (C), Polio (P), Tuberculosis (T), Smallpox (S), Communism (R)

For All Males in the Household:

22. Did you ever serve in the U.S. Armed Forces during (specify Y or N):

22a. World War II No

22b. World War I No

22c. Any other time, including present service

No

23. If No to any question in Item 22, justify your reasons for being so reprehensibly unpatriotic (maximum 100 words): I live for war, so I don't think this is the area to scold me on! My interest in war is too pure for things like patriotism.

24. Are you a Communist? Are you?
No, but most would say a Nazi is much worse.

For All Persons:

25. Is there an afterlife and how do you know this isn't it? (maximum 100 words)
While I may call this my Valhalla, I know that not everyone here is dead...or so they believe. We can't truly know, can we?

Thank you for filling out the census!

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